Possibly one of the most random things I've ever written. One of my friends mentioned this, so quite a bit of credit goes to Wind Up Candle. Enjoy! Disclaimer- I OWN DOCTOR WHO. *Three hours of interrogation via Mycroft later* I do not own Doctor Who.


The Doctor and Amelia walked down one of the many bustling streets of London. After a while, out of the corner of her eye, Amy saw her Time Lord companion whip something out of his tweed jacket, and glanced over to see what it was. Another one of his timey-wimey detectors perhaps? Was a time-space rift about to open up right underneath them? It wouldn't be that far out of the ordinary after all. But when she saw what it actually was that the Doctor held, her jaw slackened slightly. Of all the possible things to come out of that mans impossible pockets, she most certainly had not been expecting this.

"Doctor, " She started, still quite confused. The Doctor looked up from the device in his hands. " Is that a Smartphone?" She inquired. The Doctor scoffed.

"Of course this isn't a 'Smartphone'!" He replied. Amy's eyebrows drew together.

"Then what is it?"

"This, Amelia, is much better than a Smartphone. It's a Cleverphone!"


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