10 conversations that will never happen between the FFIV cast.
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[Kain] *pounces Rosa while Cecil watches on in disbelief.*
[Rosa] *screams* What the hell?
[Kain] *getting up* BOOBIES.
[Cecil] Kain, you shouldn't do that if you value your life.
[Kain] *pounces Rosa again* TAKE ME!
[Rosa] *cast Holy and sends Kain flying across the room* How dare you!
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[King Odin] So, what your saying is, you want to kill me off, send me to the land of The Phantom Beast and take over my kingdom right?
[Cagnazzo] Yeah pretty much
{King Odin} And by doing this not only will you mimic Shin-ra but you will make me one of the most badass summons in the game.
[Cagnazzo] From what the script says, yeah that's what happens.
[King Odin] Let's do it.
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[Barbariccia] Oh ho ho ho, you did well to-
[Kain] *holding hand out to stop her* FREEZE FBI!
[Barbariccia] Huh?
[Kain] Female Body Inspector, now take off what little clothing you have, bend over and call me daddy.
[Cecil] *facepalm* Did we just play off the fact that Kain is NEVER getting laid AGAIN?
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[Rubicante]Shall I show you my mantle? *opens up cape and everyone stares in complete shock except for Rydia who had her eyes covered by Edge.*
[Cecil] Holy…
[Kain] What in the…
[Rosa] Not even Cecil's is that big…
[Rydia] Edge, what's going on, I can't see because of your hand.
[Edge] The only mantle you will be seeing is my own Rydia, and that's AFTER we are married.
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[Zemus] And then I will take over the world for our race and our race alone.
[FuSoYa] *yawns* and then….
[Zemus] And then I will RULE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I AM A VILE VILLAIN *holds hand out and calms down* Give me money.
[FuSoYa] How many times do I need to tell you that I will not give you money.
[Zemus] aww….
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[Rydia] *runs in after saving Cecil from Golbez in the dark crystal chamber* Hey Cecil, what's up?
[Cecil] Nothing much. *Revives Rosa with a Phoenix Down*
[Rosa] *yawns* Is nap time over Cecil?
[Cecil] Yup. *turns to Rydia while Rosa revives Yang* So how have you been?
[Rydia] Quite good actually.
[Yang] Did we beat Golbez already?
[Rosa] No we haven't yet. *Turns to Rydia while Yang revives Kain* Oh Rydia, when did you get here?
[Rydia] Just now, I would have been here sooner but you guys over leveled with me so I didn't feel the need to rush.
[Kain] Is it tomorrow already? *Rosa castes Cureja on the party*
[Cecil] *turns to Kain* No it's still Monday.
[Kain] I always hated Mondays. *Jumps in the air*
*everyone has conversations among themselves, forgetting about Golbez*
[Golbez] Hello, Vile Villain who wants to destroy your world and wants money standing over here chanting a firea spell.
[Kain] *bounces off Golbez for 9999 Damage* Your not the center of attention Golbez.
[Golbez] WHAT THE HELL KAIN! *dies*
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[Cecil] So let's see… we have gone for the four elements and gone underground and back. So what's next?
[Rosa] *points finger in the air in epic fashion* We go for God!
[Cecil] *Looks at the script* No, the script just says we go to the moon.
[Rosa] Aww…
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[Edge] So Rosa… what are you doing later on tonight?
[Rosa] Hit on me again and I will blast you with holy.
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[Kain] Ok ok hold on Golbez. How the HELL is this supposed to work?
[Golbez] How the hell are you out of mind control?
[Kain] I asked the question first!
[Golbez] The way it works is that we lure Cecil in here by using Rosa and kill him. How hard is that to understand?
[Kain] When I question your leadership abilitys.
[Golbez] You tied up your best friend and lover to a dead machine-
[Kain] YOU HAVE PLUSHIES OF ALL THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS INCLUDEING A GIANT PLUSH DOLL OF CECIL IN YOUR QUARTERS!
[Golbez] 0_o
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And that's the end. Origionally there was supposed to be 20 but I ran out of content and this has been in the works for about two weeks.
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Till Next Time.