Alright, now this is an idea i've had in my mind for a while now, I wondered, hey, What if The Big Show had his own movie? Starring cartoon characters! (MLP, TDI and a combination of others) TBH, It's a bit weird, and confusing. And trust me when I say this...THIS...WILL...BE...LONG...Hopefully 30, maybe even 40 chapters of awesomeness, so yeah. This is gonna be fun.
ROLL THE FILM MOTHERMARKA!
*We see a beautiful looking city, during The Narrator of the PPG's has returned, not surprisingly, we see Timmy Turner, Spongebob, Patrick, Cosmo, Wanda, Jimmy Neutron, Yogi Bear, Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Goofy and (of course) Bugs Bunny.
The Narrator: The City of Toon Town! A wonderful town full of wonderful toons, A place, we won't see until Chapter 2...maybe.
*we cut to the WWE stadium, with big beautiful lights, cheering crowds, and wrestlers*
The Narrator: The stadium of WWE! The stadium of where every wrestler and any wrestler comes to get a shot of fame and glory!
*pictures of John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton and Sheamus winning titles*
The Narrator: But only the best get there! The rest...not so much.
*camoes of Ryback, Curtis Axel, Wade Barrett and Fandango*
All 4: HEY!
The Narrator: But there is one person that found that he could talk to cartoons...Was it...*
*we see Zack Ryder chatting with Drew McIntyre*
The Narrator: Zack Ryder?
Zack Ryder: No way bro.
The Narrator: Was it Drew McIntyre?
Drew McIntyre: ...Meh, I've done worse.
The Narrator: Was it...Santino Marella.
Santino Marella: *talks to Yogi Bear on a telephone* Yes, Yes, I know.
The Narrator: Yes, NO!...No, It was...*A 7'0ft tall man, weighing in at 425 pounds comes out of the bathroom* THE BIG SHOW!
The Big Show: *looks at what's going on* Who me?
The Narrator: Yes you!
The Big Show: What? What'd I do?
The Narrator: You had an adventure with cartoons!
The Big Show: I did?
The Narrator: You don't remember?
The Big Show: *shakes his head no*
The Narrator: *to Big Show* Listen, if you don't say yes, We don't have much of a story.
Big Show: Oh. Ok. *shakes his head yes*
The Narrator: Alright then! Let's go back to that wonderful day...Let's see, You were invited to a wedding yes?
Big Show: ...Yeah?...
The Narrator: But to whom's wedding?
Big Show: Ummm...Some girl named Twilight Sparkle and Some guy named Flash Sentry's wedding.
The Narrator: Did you have any idea of them at all?
*Big Show thinks for a second, and shrugs*
The Narrator: Was Flash Sentry about yay tall, blue hair, movie star good looks?
Big Show: Maybe...
The Narrator: And was Twilight Sparkle about yay tall, purple (with little parts of pink in it) and-
Curtis Axel: Hot?
The Narrator: ...Eeeeeer, maybe?
Big Show: *thinking hard now*
The Narrator: And wasn't there a teenager named Cody...and a girl named Fluttershy...and a cat named Garfield?
*Now Big Show's thinking REAL hard now when suddenly...*
Big Show: I remember now! There was also a evil hot witch named Courtney, And-And-And *points to John Cena* You were there! *points to Kane* You were there! *points to Daniel Bryan* You were there! *Points to the Shield* And you, you and you, You were all there! *points to the screen* And YOU were there too Mr. Announcer Sir!
The Narrator: Yes, that I was.
Big Show: *Sigh* The memories...*flashback time...title screen...*
*And we cut to the Big Show sleeping, it is 9 o'clock in the morning, the clock is BEEPS!*
The Narrator: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Toontown! It's another sunny day here in the lovely city of Toontown! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the wubs are wub-wubbing, And we are having a wedding tonight!
Big Show: We are?
The Narrator: Well duh!
Big Show: *checks the calender* A...B...C...D...HOLY CRAP IT IS! Thanks Weird Talking Vpice Man.
The Narrator: You're welcome!...Oh, and don't call me that.
Big Show: Oh, Sorry.
The Narrator: That's ok, NOW GO YOUNG MAN, GO GET DRESSED!
Big Show: I'm 41...but...OK!
The Narrator: And as for you listeners out there, let's start off your day with a song you might remember, THE BEST DAY EVER, By Spongebob and the Swimmers!
*upbeat music starts playing and the first song starts, Big Show is now in the closet, getting dressed*
Big Show: Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me, *puts his overalls and gets his dry cleaned tux* Said,
The Narrator: "It's gonna be a good one, just wait and see!"
Big Show: Jumped out of bed and I ran outside, Feeling so extra ec-statified! *walks off to the stadium* It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever) It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
*Big Show is greated by the forgotten WWE lowercarders, Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins and even Ryback, Then comes John Cena*
John Cena; Well, g'morning there Big Show, you're awfully happy today! Got some big news I see?
Big Show: *Excited* Oh, it's nothing much, except today is the day of the big wedding!
John Cena: *impressed* Oh HO! Congrats! Hey, whose the lucky bride?
Big Show: I dunno, Some girl named Twilight, This should be AWESOME!
*We cut to Toontown where Cody is at his house and is already dressed formally for the wedding
Cody: I'm so ready, I've got nothing to do,
The clock only says it's 9:02.
Every flower, every grain of sand, is reaching out to shake my hand. *walks outside*
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever) It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
*Next, we see Fluttershy nervous*
Fluttershy: Sometimes the little things start closing in on me. *here comes Rarity*
When i'm feeling down, I want to lose that frown, I stick my head out the window and I look around.
*Saxophone solo by Garfield featuring Odie on the drums and Nermald on the guitar, then we cut to Courtney, looking unusually eviler than usually*
Courtney: This day doesn't temp me, it can't disguise.
Everybody knows I should be that bride.
*Then to Garfield and the other 4*
Big Show, Fluttershy, Cody and Twilight Sparkle: Tonight's the night, for a party tonight, (Garfield: There'd better be some lasagna tonight.) Cause the best day ever's gonna last all night now! (Garfield: Otherwise i'm just sleeping in tonight) Cause the best day ever's gonna last all night now! (Garfield: Otherwise i'm just sleeping in tonight)
*BA, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM!*
Big Show: It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever) It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
Cody: It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever) It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
Fluttershy: It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever) It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
Garfield: It's the lasagna-est day ever! (Best day ever) It's the lasagna-est day ever! (Best day ever)
Nermald: *off screen* That's best day ever, NOT lasagna-est day ever Garfield!
Garfield: Shut up Nermald!
*We cut to Twilight Sparkle's room, where she is preparing for what should have been the biggest day of her life...but then...the door opens, somehow, Twilight thinks that it might be someone*
Twilight: Hello?, Whose there?
*The door opens...IT'S COURTNEY! She takes down Twilight Sparkle and kidnaps the poor girl*
Courtney: *sadistic look on her face* Hey bridey...I hope you like your day in black and YELLOW! *Courtney throws Twilight Sparkle outside and paints her skin to look like Twilight Sparkle, and dyes her hair purple...and pink, puts on the tiara and dress, to camera* Just you wait Flash...just you wait...
And, That's where I leave you for today...This should be good, right?...Ok, So it sucks so far, But I'm telling you, It WILL get better. MARK MY WORDS...
Read and Review, cause if you don't Leshawna's going to dance for you!...Well, maybe.