This is my first Dork Diaries fanfic! And it is Dork Diaries in MacKenzie's point of view. I did read 2 of these kinda fics, but I didn't like it so much. So I thought to make one myself! This is Dork Diaries Book #1, Tales from a not-so-fabulous life. This is the day when Nikki gets her diary. Let's see what MacKenzie is up to….

Rated: K+

Disclaimer: I don't own Dork Diaries.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 31

I just don't know what's up with my mom! Is she crazy?! I can't believe that she's actually underestimating me, the amazing and future model/ future fashion designer/ future owner of Hollister Make-up & Fashion Industries (BTW, I'll start that business when I grow up)!

She gave me this diary yesterday because she thought that I'll be able to "improve my writing skills". Which is SO untrue. I don't HAVE to "improve my writing skills". It's already perfect and the best. And if you're wondering why I don't publish any books, I personally feel that writing stories is just a waste of time!

Except when it is about fashion.

Things become even worth reading only when it is about fashion. I can't believe that she bought the thickest and the "most attractive" dairy on the market. Good thing dairies aren't as thick as any of my textbooks. Or else I'll have a hard time picking it up! She says she bought the most attractive one so that it'll be more interesting to write in that.

To me, a diary isn't attractive at all.

Except when you're reading OTHER PEOPLE'S diaries.

Ugh! There's NO WAY I'm gonna write in a DIARY. Only DORKS or GEEKS or NERDS or WIERDOS write in a diary. I, a CCP, will never be caught writing in this piece of junk.

NOTE TO SELF: Burn this diary the first chance you get.

Oh great; now that I think about it, there's just NO use if I burn this thing. She'll just buy another one. She can buy a whole factory of diaries if she wants!

And if you're thinking, WHY am I writing this diary now? It's because my mom wants me to begin writing today. And she's watching me.

Right now.

Writing in this dairy.

She wants me to finish at least a page.

Hey I've finished a page! Yes! Now I'm gonna take one last look at this thing. And it's over.

Toodles!

-MacKenzie

That's it! So did you like it? Hmm, I guess it was a little small. Okay, VERY small. But it'll differ for each chapter, err… I mean entry.

Anyways, I'm hoping to see you next chapter!