A/N: This is mostly about my frustrations when reading books. I know a lot of you have the same troubles so I just thought it might be fun if I wrote it down,
First off, nobody's laugh sounds like the tinkering bells or soft, fluttery musical sounds, I am pretty sure that 95 % of the human population's laugh sounds horrible. Snorting, choking, getting red in the face are not charming. I know we all do it to describe the love they feel for each other, but please, be realistic.
Next, hair. "Her hair glides behind her like a smooth waterfall curtain, swishing gently from the light breezes." How many of us have stubborn frizzy or curly hair that refuses to be tamed?
"even if it's early in the morning, her hair still has the signature bounce and shine" They somehow avoid bed hair, something not many of us can do.
Than comes the adventure, and the non-existence bathroom trips. Running 7 hours straight from some scary monster is not enough to stop the human body. Although most of them have magical blood, they still need to relieve themselves!
Of course, there's the stereotypes. Just because she's a daughter of Athena doesn't mean she's neat freak, and wants to control everything, including their own feelings. You can be a genius and still love.
Do I really need to talk about certain authors with death and others with impossible probabilities? NO? good, let's move on…to sequels and cliff-hangers. Have you realised that every time you cut off or finish a story and write a sequel for sequel usually ends up being strange, like it's not right and does not fit into the original story somehow. It's because in the reader's mind, the story has already ended, what happened next, is already in their imagination. So when you write a sequel, it didn't match with their predictions, or sometimes, yours, and that causes you to feel like it's not right.
Thanks guys, for listening to me ramble on