A/N: Ahhh, welcome to the first of the Les Mis Christmas Carols: Jingle Bells! This was co-written by me and a friend in about 35 minutes.
Please note that these songs are for your entertainment only!
Title: Jean-glebells
Song: Jinglebells
Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis. *Sob*
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Joly ran away
Combeferre kissed Enjolras on a lovely summer's day.
Courfeyrac, Courfeyrac
This time he's gone to far
He spent all of his money and he failed to pass the bar.
Verse 1
Dashing of to class,
With Jehan and Bahorel.
Bossuet tripped over
A stray banana peel.
Grantaire is really drunk,
Joly is still sick,
Enjolras thinks his best friends are a bunch of idiots.
Chorus 2
Jean Valjean, Jean Valjean
Was kidnapped by Javert
Fantine gave away Cosette and cut off all her hair.
Marius, Marius
Needs to get a life
Shave is head, pay the rent and make Cosette his wife.
Verse 2
Stealing loaves of bread,
Running from the law.
Taking candlesticks,
Running out the door.
I can't believe my eyes,
This song is almost done
One more chorus, one more verse
24601!
Verse 3
Building barricades,
With Enjy and his friends.
Feuilly paints a fan,
Jehan breaks a pen.
Combeferre's about to sneeze,
But Joly gets there first.
Bossuet trips, blames Grantaire,
This song could get much worse.
Chorus 3
Thenadier, Thenadier,
You awful, horrid man.
You throw your kids onto the street because you think you can.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
I hope you sang along
Now cry into your tissue for the end of this cool song.
Cool, eh? Not bad for 35 minutes...
Anyway, please send me ideas for other songs, I'm already working on 'Joly the Red-Nosed Doctor'!