Things Beast Boy is no longer allowed to do in Titans Tower

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If we play Mao, I am not allowed to be chairman.

Or play.

Or know that it's happening.

I am not allowed to use the alarm system to make everyone lose The Game.

Or to Rickroll them.

I should not touch the button that makes the alarm sound. Ever.

On a related note, I am not allowed to download "Never Gonna Give You Up" to Cyborg.

I am also not allowed to download a copy of "I Wanna Be the Guy" to Cyborg's dream circuits.

Or anywhere else.

Yes, tofu may be healthier than normal hotdogs. No, this doesn't give me the right to switch them all out with tofu weenies.

I am not allowed to have a slingshot and any kind of balloon at the same time. Especially if Cyborg is the only other one in the tower.

I am not allowed to get anyone in the tower addicted to Rhythm Heaven, except maybe Cyborg.

I am not allowed to show anyone in the tower Homestuck, especially Raven or Starfire.

It isn't funny to put a whole bottle of blue food coloring in raven's tea.

Or pink food coloring, even if it is her favorite color.

It is a very bad idea to remind everyone of the above fact.

Especially if raven is in the room.

I am not to show Starfire TV tropes, or show her the Kirby nightmare fuel page.

Or tell her to access the internet.

I am not allowed to show Starfire any of the Kirby games, especially the final bosses.

I am not allowed to get anyone else to do any of the things on this list.

I am not allowed to get Larry addicted to anything, as this would change reality toward his addiction.

Larry should never see Homestuck or Kingdom Hearts

Pikmin creatures, although dangerous, are about the size of a small chicken in the real world.

No, the other titans don't want to sing the Harry Potter Puppet pals song with me.

The T-sub/ship is not "the space, ocean thingy".

No, I do not have a "Timey Wimey detector", so I should stop going "ding" when there's "Stuff".

I should not try the Mythbuster's stunts on the T-Car. Cyborg is getting tired of having to rebuild it.

Yes, I can turn into an elephant. No, I can't use this to cheat at watermelon seed spitting contest.

Not allowed to put fake bunny ears on Raven while she's asleep.

No matter how durable it may seem, the T-sub/ship is not durable enough to go through a volcano. This includes ones that are inactive, and ones that are underwater. And if they're dormant.

You may already know this, but this fic is based off the various lists on the web saying things people are no longer allowed to do in wherever they work. This fic will update whenever we can come up with enough of a chapter.

On a related note, we are open to suggestions. Feel free to review/pm us an idea and we may put it on the list.

Also, if the list gets up to 100 or so, we may pull out the best picks from the list and write mini-fics relating to them. Feel free to vote!