a/n:My first publication in a long time. It's an attempt. Sorry for bad spelling. I'm old enough to know that words aren't spelled, 'NoooOOOoooOOOO' but hey, purpose served.
"Lights?"
"Check!"
"Film?"
"Check!"
"Keys?"
"…"
"Keys, I say!"
I stare at my master as he fidgets to find his keys. I suppose I should tell him I have them. That would be the right…the right…the right…
"Cupcake!"
"No, Gir," Master starts, shaking his finger at me. "No cupcakes. Zim needs keys!"
Master is now jumping up and down, making me poor piggy bounce on the table. Oh, Piggy! Don't fall! Don't…is that a cupcake?
"Gir we need those keys." Master is trying to sound serious. I can tell he wants to beat me with a large mallet…fillet…fidget…nitwit…cow…cow? Moo!
"Moooooooooooooo!" I scream. I make sure my 'OoooOoooOooo' is stressed. That makes Master go scary like. I like the little steamy things come out of his head.
Don't worry though. He just acts funny.
He calms down…
"Gir!" Master screams! "We do not have the TECHnoloGY to get inside of the stupid HyuuMEN's bank! Find ME those KeYs!"
Keys...silver…white …frosting…cupcake?
"Cupcake!" I tell him.
Master is now jumping up and down a lot. He is screaming. I wonder if he'll go boom?
"Cupcake!"
"NoooOOOOooooOOOOOOOO!" Master is screaming.
I can tell he is now really not so happy. So I take the cupcake out of my head and take a bite…mmm…cupcake…
"Key!" I pull the key out of the cupcake and hand it to Master.
He still looks mad.