Pirates of the Caribbean

An Officer and a Gentleman

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Jack Sparrow wondered what that sound was. It was a sound that he heard, and it was very annoying to listen to. He couldn't stop hearing it though because it was coming from a place where he couldn't stop hearing it. Jack Sparrow wondered where that sound was coming from. It was a clock and it was on the wall, saying "tick tock" repeatedly. "Good heavens, I shall be late!" Jack shouted from the top of his lungs, because he was going to be late. He walked mega-fast to the driver's seat of his big boat, and made it swim through the high seas to Port Royale.

Unfortunately, he never made it to the port, because along the way he became approached by another boat. But this was an even bigger boat, and it had lots more cannons, and a mean captain with a bazooka. "I dare say, this other boat shall be the death of me!" exclaimed Jack Sparrow in a desperate-yet-suave voice. "And I especially shan't be on time. What a conundrum."

Then the captain of the other boat shouted across the ocean to him and he said "You are a pirate and so that means I need to beat you!" And Jack looked at him and he was Commodore Norrington. "You are Jack Sparrow and I have a vendetta against you and you are driving the Black Pearl."

Captain Jack Sparrow explained "It is you, Commodore Norrington, but you fail to understand, for I have changed my ways and I no longer aspire to be a pirate and be drunk for I had AA and now I turned into a gentleman who is noble and wealthy and the Black Pearl turned into a legitimate trade boat, and I have a late shipment of gunpowder to deliver and if you fire on me the explosion will kill us both, good sir, I do say."

"That's CAPTAIN Commodore Norrington to you!" the bad man on the other boat said, but he wasn't interrupting because Jack Sparrow had already finished his sentence. "And besides, once a filthy pirate scum, always a filthy pirate scum, it's a scientific fact," and he showed him a chart that proved it. "And when I turned into a captain, I learned how to be more courageous and brave so I am not afraid of a little gunpowder. I will swim my boat excessively far away and shoot you from a spectacular distance, because I can aim just fine because my cannon has a scope like a sniper rifle!" he finished.

But what James Norrington didn't know was that Captain Jack Sparrow boarded his boat and now he was on his boat. "Ha ha, Mr. Norrington, now I am on your vessel which means boat rendering your scheme slightly useless." And he was correct, he had destroyed James Norrington's plan, but what he wasn't prepared for was that HE HAD A GUN!

"Now you are on my boat Jack Sparrow and I can shoot you without having an explosion! You fool!" But Jack Sparrow also had a gun which was his secret weapon and he took it out of his gun pocket and pointed it and aimed it at James and James saw it and was frightened because now it hard turned into a standoff. And what a standoff it was! It was incredible, but there was no action because it was a standoff and that means not doing anything.

The standoff lasted two days and two nights and they both became very hungry for food and since they were on a boat the hunger almost turned into scurvy, except it luckily didn't. Then Commodore James Norrington conked out. "At last, I do believe I have the upper hand!" said Jack and he whispered it super quiet so he wouldn't wake up the Commodore. Then he boarded back onto his own boat which didn't float away during the two days because it had an anchor. So he took out the anchor and drove his boat finally and drove his boat to Port Royale. Before he got there he had to go over many miles and kilometers of the ocean and it was very far but he got there just fine.

When he got there he delivered the gunpowder in the shipment to its recipient. It took a long time because it was in lots of barrels and he didn't have a handcart. He didn't spill any. But he thought about what Commodore James told him. "He even had a chart." he considered. "Maybe the good Commodore Jim was right and I am still a filthy pirate scum." He didn't feel too filthy because he had already showered that day and didn't want a stiff drink, not even rum. All his rum was gone and he hadn't bought more because he quit alcohol after AA. Anyway after two days without sleep he was sleepy so he decided to go home to his manor and have some sleep and he went there and he slept. Then he woke up too fast when he heard a knock at the door...