Coffee Chaos and Bathroom Battles Chapter One: Waking Squabbles
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It was 6:00 in the morning. An alarm shattered through the silence in the apartment
shared by the Five piolets of Mobile suit Gundam Wing, the G-boys! The alarm clock continued it's
nasel toned beeping for a minute, than they started to stir, groaning the entire time.
Heero inhaled, slung his legs over the edge of the bed, and mechanically trudged around
the room. With his eyes closed of course....(sweatdrop).
"Ow...." Heero rubbed his head and glared at the offending wall. "Omae o...korosu!" The
wall didn't seem to react, so Heero continued to glare at it for several more minutes. He started
a staring contest with the wall.
Duo rolled out of the top bunk, hitting the floor with a loud thunk that could not drown
out the muted cursing. He crawled along the floor to the table with the coffee maker on it and
nuzzeled it. "Ah..Mr Coffee..." He yanked out a coffee filter and put in two scoops. He peered
into the can, then poured the entire thing into the machine and sat, waiting for the coffee to
perk. "Dammit! Why do we have to wake up early? I hate these @#*%ing mornings." Duo continued to
mutter while watching the coffe machine, which was painfully tring to filter all of the ground
coffee beans jammed in the top.
Trowa laid contentedly in the bottom of the bunk beds he shared with Quatre. He closed
his eyes and began to ponder the meaning of the universe. Obviosly to create him. Now, what about
the purpose of him and his place in the universe? Trowa burrowed deeper into the warm covers and
kept on thinking about himself.
Quatre had finally gotten up. He bounced into the bathroom, skipping and laughing all the
way. Duo glared at him, how could he be so...perky at this time in the morning? Perky...that
reminded him as he resumed his watch over the coffee. Quatre grabbed a towel and slammed the
bathroom door.
Wufei woke immediatly at the sound and lept out of bed. He started to pound on the
bathroom door. "Open up , Quatre Rabera Winner!!! I want to shower first!! I am the most
powerful and therefore I should go first!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!"
"Why do you want to shower first, Wufei?" Heero looked over at him curiously.
"Well...I...umm...hate cold water." Wufei turned a crimson red as Heero laughed, "You are
offending my honor! INJUSTICE!" Wufei started to try and strangle Heero while Heero reached for
his gun. Trowa looked at them, sighed, and rolled his eyes. Duo didn't react at all, he was
still muttering by the coffee machine.
They all paused at a faint sound coming from the bathroom. The water was running in the
shower and...Quatre was singing. Everyone but Duo scurried over to press their ears up against
the door. The sound was horribly mangled, he was out of tune, BADLY out
of tune.
Trowa groaned, "Quatre singing...there are some things in this world that are wrong...and
that is one of them."
"Quatre singing is wrong. That we be forced to listen to it is injustice." Wufei folded
his arms and leaned against the door panel.
Duo looked up from his coffee and snorted, "Injustice this, Dishonor that, thats almost
as annoying and wrong as Quatre singing."
Wufei glared at Duo, "You know, Maxwell...I wouldn't be going to sleep these next few
nights, or your braid might find itself DETATCHED FORM YOUR HEAD!"
Duo jerked his head up and snarled, "If you try that, I'll decorate your favorite white
shirt with flowers and hearts."
Wufei was startled for a minute, but then began to froth at the mouth and hyperventilate
while babbling insanely.
Duo laughed, begining to enjoy himself, "Ooh..Wuffy has rabies! Coller him up and color
him pink!"
Wufei began to scream, 'INJUSTICE!!! QUATRE SINGING MAY BE WRONG, BUT YOUR EXISTANCE ON
THIS PLANET IS EVEN WORSE!!"
"Then.. how about this!" Heero ran to the CD player and stuck in a CD. He struck a Disco
Pose in the middle of the room as the song began to play. "That makes you LARGER THAN LIFE!!" He
began to dance and sing...horribly. Wufei stood stiff in terror for a minute before leaping
across the room to leap on Heero.
"EVIL! I MUST DEFEAT YOU! JUSTICE!" Wufei screamed as Heero began to fight back. There
was a huge dust cloud and sounds of mixxed violence. Wufei grabbed the radio and smashed it on
Heero's head. Heero yanked on Wufei's hair. "AHHH! INJUSTICE! LEGGO!" "OUCH! I'LL KILL YOU!" Duo
turned back to his coffee, now that the fun was over. Trowa watched this all with a melencholy
expression on his face. He finally turned to Duo and sighed, "Oh well."
Quatre bounced out of the bathroom with a silly grin on his face. "Ah..that's better.
Ooh, Duo, you have Coffee?" Quatre quickly joined Duo in staring at the coffee machine. Trowa
looked at the bathroom door, then at Heero and Wufei fighting in the middle of the room. He
snatched a towel and slipped inside before they saw him. Then, Trowa slammed the door.
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later....