They call me Captain Kirk I'm handsome but I'm a jerk When I pilot the Enterprise goes Zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom
Yes, sir, I'm Captain Kirk I'm the one who does all the hard work When I start to dance, everything goes Zoom zoomy zoom zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom
The girls they sing,
And then they swing with their Captain
It's very nice!
So full of spice
And some they dance and they bring a happy ring,
To my crew, oh, singing some songs
All the day long!
(Star Trek theme rhumba style)
So if you like the ship Come aboard and take a trip And I'll teach you to Zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom
Of course, sweetcakes, I know that you would like to zoomy zoom zoom It's very nice! So full of spice! I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand, Then we shall try, Just you and I...AYE-AYE-AYE! So if you like the ship, Come aboard and take a trip, And I'll teach you to Zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom Zoom zoomy zoom !