Summary: The life of these four pirates are tough. Port Royal is the only place where college is located in the Caribbean. Jack is being his usual self, Elizabeth and Will are together, and Anamaria is just your average pirate. Living in Port Royal is dangerous being a pirate. They have to hide this secret in order to get into the college. Can they pull it off? Or will Will and Jack's fighting get in the way and blow their secret? Oh well…Elizabeth and Anamaria are strong women. They should be able to handle it. (Comedy/Romance)
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Elizabeth sighed and rolled over in the grass to face Will. Will, on the other hand was trying to sleep. It would be so much better if Elizabeth didn't poke him every second. "Will…" No response. "Will…" Yet again, no response.
"Oh God, Lizzie." The young woman said with an eyeroll. "Do you have to wake up the man? He looks so peaceful." Anamaria was propped up on her elbows reading a book. Not really a book but. A guide;
Your boyfriend is a Idiot. How do you Deal?
"Why yes, mate…you do it like this." Jack found a rock and aimed it at Will's head. "Like how, Jack?" Will was very much awake now. All of that poking and calling and endless talking had actually got him to get out of his quite serene and well needed nap. The handsome man stood facing Jack holding an even larger rock, looking quite annoyed. Jack laughed nervously and dropped the rock. "But I have..." Jack began to fiddle through his baggy pockets of his trousers. He then looked back up at Will. "Wait... Give me a moment." He held up one finger and looked to his back pocket. His weapon glistening in the sun. "Aha! I have...!" Jack paused again as he tried to quickly pull out his sword but it was a bit caught up with his pants material. "Okay. I think I got it..." He muttered quietly. Finally he got it right. "Yes! Aha! But... I have this!"Jack pulled out his sword. Anamaria jumped up and violently slapped him across the head. "ARE YOU CRAZY?"
Today was the last day before college. To most college students it was the last day of freedom, but, to these particular four, it was like any other day. You see, these four were different. They weren't your average college students kids. In Port Royal, pirates were hung from the gallows. And these four were very much pirates. It was crucial to keep it a secret. It would have been so much easier if they went to Tortuga for college. But then again, there was no source of education there. Nothing more than a bunch of alcoholic sweaty men looking to get laid.
Elizabeth was the Pirate Queen, all pirates obeyed her, Anamaria was pretty much your everyday pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow was just... Jack Sparrow. And Will was the son of 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner. Unlikely group, but they somehow managed to work it out.
Jack rubbed his head. "What? There's only us…and that kid over there." Everyone turned to look at this kid, but he was already running toward the police yelling in a very squeaky british accent " SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE! IT'S PIRATES! PIRATES!"
Jack squinted his eyes. "Oh, bloody hell." Will rolled his eyes. "Nice move Jack." "Oh shut up! Let moi handle this.." Jack hid his sword in a tree. He then walked his little 'sexy walk' back over to the Guard and placed his hand on his waist. The Guard raised an eyebrow at his action, but just ignored it. "Uh excuse me kids…" The police said approaching them. "Yes, luv?" Jack said 'irritated'. "Well this kid said that you four were pirates."
"Well you say that this kid said that we were pirates? Well I have something to say about that. What If I say that I knew this guy who said that this guy knows this guy who said that he knows you Mr. British-Sexy-Man and he said that you would not like to know what he said. What do you have to say about that?" Jack said logically.
The Guard only stared at him. His eye gave a small twitch and he just turned on his black heels and walked away.
"Good one, Jack. Now you have the Guard thinking we're a bunch of homosexuals." Will gave his smart remark and folded his arms over his chest. "Ah, shut your mouth. Atleast it got him away from us." Jack replied.
"I'm sorry, what was that you, bastard?!" Will exclaimed, drawing his sword. "Bring it on you bloody twit!" Jack replied removing his sword from the tree. Annamaria and Elizabeth only gave a sigh as they stared at the men who should really be called 'boys'. It was going to be quite interesting having to be in college with those two.
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