A/N: This is a songfic contest entry for the camobeanie contest on DeviantART, Enjoy
Disclamer: I do not own Seifer of Hayner, But god I wish I did XDDD
Chapter 1
"DA na na na na na na na na na na na na! DA na na na na na na na na na na na na! DA na na na na na na na na na na na na! DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!"I sang along to the Electric Six, banging my head to the beat of the song, My I pod turned up so that it blocked out everything and everyone.
"HONEY SEIFER IS HERE!"
"YOU," I pointed to my reflection in the mirror, grabbing my pink hair brush and singing into it as if it were a microphone "I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!" I started dancing around my room, swaying my hips side to side.I slowly started stripping off my clothes until the only thing I was wearing were my blue pokemon boxers. I continued skipping around my room, jumping off my bed doing neat tricks, that is until seifer kicked open my bedroom door with a big BANG, signature smirk on his face, video camera in hand.
"Oh sheeeeeeit." I could feel my face turning red, embarrassed. We just stood there looking at each other, seifer, smiling like there was no tomorrow and me, well I guessed that I looked like a complete fool because he started laughing.
"This is going to get OVER 9,000 HITS!" he remarked "I cant wait to post this on the school website!"
This really pissed me off! clenching my fist, knuckles turning white."DONT YOU DARE, BASTARD!" I lunged at him but he simply dodged it by stepping to the side.
"Better watch how you treat me, or I will." Oh greeeeaat *insertsarcasmhere* now he is blackmailing me. Just fuckin great.
"What do I have to do?" I said grinding my teeth to gather.
"What do I have to do, MASTER." He corrected me. "You are going to do everything I say."
"WHAT THE HELL SEIFER YOU PRACTICLY ABUSE ME EVERY DAY, AND NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR SLAVE!" I yelled at him.
"Exactly."
"AUHGGGGG, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKIN DIFFICULT!"I screamed.
"Because I'm Seifer! And i get every thing I want." he said striking a heroic pose.
"Well your not getting me!" I turned, facing away from him.
"or am I?" Suddenly I felt his hot breath on my neck. I froze as his arms wrapped around my waist holding me tightly.
"W-what do you t-think your doing, bastard?" I said trying to get out of his hold.
"Cant you tell? I'm getting what I want."
A/N: This was so much fun to write lol gosh hayner im sorry for being so mean to you but I just couldnt help it!
Hayner: Reeeeealy? Must you?
n0m: Blame Seifer he is the one with the video camera!
Seifer: *is watching the video over and over again*
~For every Review Seifer posts a video of hayner dancing in his underwear!