Sup dawg! Comment!
Sly: Really Bently? Do you want to watch "The Hobbit"?
Bently: I like Lord of the Rings! Plus this is probably the only day we're able to get off and we did the 2 things you guys wanted to do!
Sly: (sigh) Fine. Where's Murray?
Bently: In the arcade.
Sly: Why is he there?
Bently: Playing Street Fighter.
Sly: Murray!
Murray: Yeah?!
Sly: Get your fat ass over here!
Murray: What?!
Sly: Go get us some snacks from across the street.
Murray: But you can't bring in outside snacks.
Sly: Really Murray? We're thieves and you say that?
Murray: Just saying!
Sly: Just get us some snacks and meet us in the theater. Here's your ticket.
Sly and Bently walk into the theater.
?: Hey Sly.
Sly: Hello Carmelita Fox...CARMALITA FOX?!
Carmelita: What? I didn't tell you that this is my day off?
Sly: You told me but I didn't know where you'd be!
Carmelita: Relax I'll be away from you all night anyway i'm moving to another seat right...now.
Guy: Dude is she your girlfriend?
Sly: What? No! Mind your business!
Meanwhile...
Murray: ...Ah here we go! Nutty bars with extra nutty nuts in the shape of balls! That's right America I went there!
Murray walks outside.
Guy: Hey you didn't pay for those!
Murray: Up yours virgin!
Guy: (sniff) He didn't have to say that!
Murray goes to the theater that Sly and Bently are in.
Murray: Sup guys.
Sly: Hey Murray. Did you bring the snacks?
Murray: There right here. Under my fat folds.
Bently: Kay sit down the movies gonna start in 3...2...1
Later...
Sly: That movie was the biggest piece of crap i've ever saw!
Bently: You said it! Screw you Lord of the Rings!
Murray: Wow that was lame I can name 6 movies better that it and here they are!
6. James Cameron's Avatar
5. The Matrix
4. Austin Powers
3. The Men in Black trilogy
2. Meet the Spartans
1. Ted
The End
Yeah I know it was short. Deal with it!