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Note: Alright, this is my first fic. I'll continue on with more chapters if enough people like. So please review and tell me what you think.
Chapter One:Where's Hiei?
Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Botan were standing in front of Koenma's desk, waiting their next mission.
"Brace yourselves everyone, this mission maybe one of your toughest yet..." Koenma casually said to the foursome.
"Hey," Kuwabara cut in, "Where's Hiei? He's supposed to be here, too."
"That's your mission. Hiei has gone missing and it's your job to find him." Koenma answered, seemingly irritated that he's been interrupted.
"Oh my, I hope he's alright." Botan said, a worried look now coming across her face.
Kurama sighed, "I'm sure there's nothing to worry about..."
"Yeah, knowing Hiei, he could've just run off." Yusuke added with a smirk.
Yusuke had every reason to believe Hiei had "disappeared" by his own free will. Hiei was the fifth member of the gang, and had the worst disposition. He hadn't even join willingly, he'd had some legal matter to work out, so why shouldn't he just run off?
"I thought the same, so I hired a P.I. of sorts who can show you where he could be hiding." Koenma added in, clearly exasperated that everyone seemed to be annoying him today.
Then, the door opened and in strutted "young woman". Her shoulder length hair was black with silver streaks, or was it the other way around? Her eyes, equally silver, glinted with a look that screamed "attitude problem." She wore a black trench, tube top, and pants, with a bandana wrapped around her forehead. To top it all off ears protruded from her head, and a tail from her backside. upon seeing the wolf demon Kuwabara leaned over towards Yusuke and whispered, "Whoa! She's hott! I wonder who she is..."
Koenma gestured towards her, "This is Ohkami, the wolf demon, she's the "detective" I was telling you about." he explained.
Yusuke looked at Ohkami, slightly unsure what to think of her. He didn't know who she was or where on Earth she came from, so how on Earth could she help them find Hiei?
"So, how would YOU know where Hiei's hide outs are anyway?" He asked, smugly.
"Because, I'm his girlfriend." Ohkami added, sounding slightly annoyed Koenma hadn't properly introduced her to them in the first place.
A look of shock crossed everyone's faces. Everyone accept for Kurama, of course. Somehow, Kurama didn't seem the least bit surprised of the new girls connections with Hiei. Then again, he did know Hiei the best out of everyone there.
Yusuke, still not too sure what to think of having a girl join the team, was inspecting Ohkami. She seemed like Hiei's type, dark clothes and the obviously bad attitude. Then there was that bandana, it was strangely similar to the one Hiei often wore...
"Wait, that bandana...You have a jagan eye, don't you?" He asked her, slightly more worried this time. He knew few people ever lived to see Hiei's jagan eye a second time, and assumed this 'Ohkami' woman wasn't much different. Why should they trust her not to turn on them.
"Wow! That only took you twenty minutes to figure out. Good job..." Was Ohkami's sarcastic reply to Yusuke's question.
Kuwabara, who was basically ignoring the rest of the conversation now, was still feeling the aftershock of finding out Ohkami was Hiei's girlfriend. "Oh man, I can't believe I thought Hiei's girlfriend was hott!" He said, sounding disgusted.
Ohkami glared at Kuwabara. I'm not sure if she was insulted because he didn't think she was hott, or because he HAD thought she was hott. A lot of girls would find that quite insulting, I think. Kuwabara really wanted to hit her for that, but couldn't because of his strict honor code. He focused his mind on kittens instead. Ohkami took off her bandana, revealing that there was in fact a jagan eye on her forehead. She looked at Yusuke.
"Your stupid friend has a lot of nerve, thinking the way he does about Hiei. I'm surprised Hiei hasn't killed him yet." She said to him.
"Heh. So am I..." Yusuke replied.
Everyone accept Ohkami and Kuwabara laughed. Kuwabara kind of looked like he just plain didn't understand. Ohkami looked unamused. She looked at Kuwabara.
"You're a very lucky human." She said darkly.
"Ahem. Enough talk," Koenma butted in, now very agitated that no one was paying the least bit of attention to him today, "you've all got a mission to complete."
"Yes, lord Koenma, we'll get on it right away." Botan said.
"Yes, we should get going," Kurama added in, "there's still no guarantee I'll go ahead and see if I can find anything." Botan stated as she hopped on her oar and flew out the window.
Everyone else exited through the door, following Ohkami.
~~~
Now, we find our heroes standing out in the middle of a field somewhere. They'd been walking for quite some time, and Yusuke was really starting to wonder if Ohkami is just leading to absolutely nowhere.
We'll start by looking in his hide out. That's where he goes whenever he's in trouble with the big guys." Ohkami finally said.
"And where exactly is this hideout? In the middle of an open field?" Yusuke replied sarcastically.
"No, It's probably in demon world somewhere..." Kurama calmly answered.
DEMON WORLD! You've got to be kidding. There's no way in hell I'm going there!"
"Trust me, it's much better than hell," Ohkami said to Kuwabara, actually half trying to reassure him, "Now don't be a coward, do you want to find Hiei or not?"
"Actually, I don't really ca-"
Ohkami gave Kuwabara a death glare. That scared the crap out of him, like mostly everything does, so he shut up. Ohkami smirked, proud of herself, and used her jagan eye to open the portal to demon world. They all jumped into the portal. Of course, what Ohkami forgot to mention is that portals are the most painful and slow way to get to demon world. She probably didn't tell them on purpose, just to listen to their screams of pain.
~~~
After an extremely painful experience using their first demon world portal, Yusuke and the gang, still minus one member, have finally made it to demon world.
Ok, as I'm any of you with half a brain, which I'd say is only fox boy here, would've guessed, we're in the part of demon world where the fire apparitions live.
"Yes," Kurama said shaking off Ohkami's "fox boy" comment, "and you best keep your guard up, people around here can be anything but friendly."
" Well, that would explain why Hiei hangs around here." Kuwabara noted.
Just then, they were approached by a group of fire demons. They all looked really pissed, and were heading towards Kuwa, I think they want to beat him up. God only knows why it is they want to beat up Kuwabara, but I don't think pissed off demons really need a reason, do they?
"Hey did one of you say something about Hiei?" One of the group asked.
"Yeah, we're looking for him. Have you seen him recently?" Yusuke answered casually.
"You really are a moron." Ohkami said to him, preparing for the now inevitable battle.
"Hey these guys reek of human. I bet they're the humans Hiei's been hanging around with." Another demon said with a smirk.
The demons attack, and a battle scene ensues. For the sake of any children who have parents moronic enough to let them read this, I wont describe what happened. Let's just say it was horribly gory, mostly for the demons. Like almost every other villains in YYH, they managed to underestimate the power of Yusuke and Kuwabara. Of course, Ohkami and Kurama helped too. I wouldn't forget about them. So the demons are lying on the ground, beat to a bloody pulp. Once that was taken care of Ohkami looked at Kuwabara.
"Nice job, you just lost us a lot of time you know." She said, irritated.
"What do you mean I lost us a lot of time?" Kuwabara said, sounding aghast, " It wasn't my fault those demons attacked us."
"Oh boy, he really needs to learn not to back mouth people with bad attitudes." Kurama said, shaking his head.
"Just don't mention Hiei's name. People around here are really pissed at him for helping you humans. They will try to kill anyone they think is associated with him. So if you want to live, I'd suggest trying to keep your mouth shut." Ohkami said to Kuwabara.
After that, they continued on their journey. Again, Ohkami seemed to be dragging them on an endless walk to absolutely nowhere. After a lot of walking they came to a dark and spooky forest. What's so spooky about this forest you might ask? Well I have no idea, but this is YYH, the forest has to be spooky. Ohkami walked towards the entrance. Kuwabara looked liked he was going to piss his pants just from looking at it.
"Urameshi, I got a bad feeling about this place." He half whispered to Yusuke, a slight tone of fear in his voice.
" You get a bad feeling about everything, Kuwabara. Now stop being a wimp." Yusuke said to him.
"Are you coming or not?" Ohkami hissed, a strong sense of impatience in her voice, "The only way to Hiei's hideout is through here, and I'm not going to wait for you if you get behind."
So, They all followed Ohkami into the endless sea of abnormally dark trees that was the forest. Of course, it wasn't long before they were attacked they were attacked by a measly little tree demon. Yusuke and Kuwabara spent about an hour deciding who would be the one to kill it, until Ohkami got tired of hearing Kuwabara's annoying voice and killed it herself, greatly pissing off Kuwabara, who had just won a round of ro-sham- bo to kill the little thing.
They eventually made it to the other side of the spooky forest, and were now in front of an equally spooky building. They had made it to Hiei's hide out! They all went inside. The place was trashed, like some idiot teenager had thrown a party without asking his parents, then got too drunk to clean up. Hiei was gone.
"He was here recently, I can smell it. Someone must've found him." Ohkami said, after inspecting the house briefly, "We have to figure out who took him. He was obviously kidnapped, but we'll never find where he is without knowing who the kidnapper was..."
"And How do you suppose we do that?"
"You're the spirit detective, you figure it out." Ohkami replied bluntly.
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DETECTIVE!" Yusuke screamed, irritated, "I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FINDING CLUES AND ALL THAT CRAP!"
While Yusuke and Ohkami were arguing Kurama had been looking around the room. And sure enough Kurama found a clue! Now it's time to write it down in the handy-dandy notebook!!! Yay! Wait, wrong show...Anyway Kurama found this strange pendant thingy on the ground. It was sending off a powerful spirit aura. Kurama picked it up.
"How can an inanimate object have spirit power?" Kurama wondered out loud, mostly to himself.
"By having a spell on it," Ohkami answered, "Or being cursed. You might want to put that thing down."
Kurama dropped the pendant. It landed upside down. On the back was an emblem of. It resembled a lightning bolt, only it was a dark shade of purple.
"That's the symbol of the lightning apparitions. They must've been the ones who took him, but what would lightning apparitions want with Hiei?" Ohkami stated.
"Who cares what they want, do you know where they are?" Yusuke said. He was itching for a good battle at this point, since most of the enemies they'd encountered this mission were like child's play.
"Yes," Ohkami said, "Let's go."
When they left Hiei's place it was probably in worse condition than it had been in before. That was mostly Kuwabara's fault. Ohkami pointed to a Mountain off slightly in the distance.
"That's where we'll probably find Hiei." She explained.
"Probably? What do ya' mean, probably?" Yusuke questioned.
"I mean demons of the same kind don't always stay in one place." Ohkami explained to him, "It would get too crowded, and smelly. God that would smell bad. But anyway, they all could be anywhere in demon world. But that's is where they'd most likely take a hostage."
After a bit more traveling they reached the mountain. Up at the very top of the mountain was a big stormy cloud thing. Wow, that's awfully cliché, but oh well. So they climb up towards the smokey cloud a t the top of the mountain. It was a long and grueling climb. It was made even worse by Kuwabara complaining all the way up. I mean, the last thing you want to listen to when you're trying to climb a mountain is Kuwabara's whiney voice.
"OWE! I've got blisters on my feet, I've got blisters on my toes! HELL, I've got blisters in places I didn't even know could blister..." Was just the beginning of the torture he was putting them through.
"Oh Shut your trap Kuwabara, no one wants to listen to you. Besides, look at the bright side, all the way up here we haven't been attacked by a single demon." Yusuke said to Kuwabara.
Of course, now that Yusuke had said it, they just had to be attacked. That's the rule about stories, once you jinx yourself it's got to happen. So of course, they were attacked. This time by a harpy, only it was shooting electric blasts at them. I don't think normal Harpies can do that.
"That must be one of the ones who took Hiei." Ohkami said, an a look even more angry than usual crossing her face.
Now everyone knows that when a battles occurs, Kuwabara has to do everything in his power to make himself look cool. So he activated his spirit sword to valiantly save everybody who doesn't actually need help from him. But, in doing so he managed to let go of the mountain with both of his hands. He fell to the ground, screaming like a school girl who had just been attacked by a rabid squirrel.
Well, he would've fallen to the ground if Kurama hadn't been a ways behind the group, just in case something attacked them from behind. At this point Yusuke and Ohkami, being the more intelligent fighters, had found a ledge to fight from. It didn't take them long to kill their attacker. After a rei gun and a few slashes with Ohkami's sword, it fell to the ground. Unfortunately for it, it had no one to catch it. SPLAT!
Fortunately for our heroes, nothing else attacked them the rest of the way up, and this time, Yusuke decided to keep his mouth shut.
"Funny...It's almost like some psycho person is controlling everything that happens to us. No, that's ridiculous." Yusuke said, mostly to himself.
Of course, Now it was Kurama's pleasure to listen to the whiney voice of Kuwabara. Lucky Kurama. When Kurama and Kuwabara reached a ledge close to the top of the mountain there were Yusuke and Ohkami waiting for them. After Yusuke spent a few minutes taunting Kuwabara about his screaming they continued up to the very top, this time all together. They approached the smokey cloud thing and inside it they found a demonic looking hide out. Again, Kuwa was horrified.
"Are you guys sure about this. This place gives me the creeps." He said with a shaky voice.
" Doesn't everything give you the creeps?" Ohkami taunted, chuckling, "We're going in. We have to save Hiei."
So they all went into the building, Kuwabara being half dragged by Yusuke. Inside they found a corridor with lots of different doors. LOTS of them.
"Great. This is going to make finding the room where they have Hiei a lot more tedious." Ohkami said pessimistically.
"Then why should we waste our time? Let's go now." Kuwabara said, turning around and heading for the door.
Ohkami gave him one her death glares. That scared him a lot more than the building, so he agreed to stay. Kurama brought up the idea that they should split up to look for him. So they all took a section of doors and started to look. A vast majority of the doors Yusuke had looked in contained tortures chambers with various different methods of causing people pain. As amusing as that was, he didn't much care for the bloody messes that were once people strewn across the floors and walls. The first door Kuwabara looked behind was a cafeteria, so he got sidetracked and stopped looking. Kurama had found a couple of bedrooms and some jail cell- looking rooms. However, Hiei wasn't in any of them.
It was Ohkami who found Hiei, unfortunately for him. She was approaching her final door. She knew that it had to be the one Hiei was in, and sure enough it was...
However, Hiei wasn't the only one in the room. He was surrounded by more of the harpy women. A LOT more of them. That really made Ohkami pissed.
"HIEI YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO RESCUE YOU AND HERE YOU ARE IN A ROOM SURROUNDED BY WOMEN WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Ohkami screamed, turning a shade of red very similar to that of a fire truck.
"Ohkami...what're you doing here?" Hiei said. He looked shocked, probably partially due to the unique color of Ohkami's face.
"I told you I came to rescue you, but apparently you weren't even kidnapped." Ohkami said, now sounding a little more flustered than angry.
"You think I came here willingly? But why would I...I don't even like women..." Hiei answered.
Of course, he definitely shouldn't have said that to his girlfriend. Apparently Hiei not only dislikes women, but he knows nothing about them. Now Ohkami was even more angry, if that was possible. Her faced returned to it's previous red color, and she grabbed Hiei and stormed out of the room. I feel really bad for Hiei, she's probably going to kill him.
~~~
"Nice work you four," Koenma said to the gang who were back in his office for a debriefing of their mission, "You really got this mission done quickly. In fact, I'd say you make a pretty good to the team, Ohkami."
"Yeah, as much as I'd hate to admit it, he's right. So what do you say?" Yusuke added in.
"Well, I actually kind of enjoyed myself, amazingly, so I think I will join you." Ohkami said.
"Welcomed to the team," Kurama chimed in, "I'm sure Hiei will be quite...pleased."
"Hey! Where is the shrimp anyway?" Kuwabara said, looking around the room, "He isn't missing again, is he?"
"Oh he's not missing. He's just in a little bit of pain, is all. He'll be back eventually." Ohkami said, a smirk coming a cross her face. She chuckled to herself. Everyone else looked at her, confused.
Note: Alright, this is my first fic. I'll continue on with more chapters if enough people like. So please review and tell me what you think.
Chapter One:Where's Hiei?
Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Botan were standing in front of Koenma's desk, waiting their next mission.
"Brace yourselves everyone, this mission maybe one of your toughest yet..." Koenma casually said to the foursome.
"Hey," Kuwabara cut in, "Where's Hiei? He's supposed to be here, too."
"That's your mission. Hiei has gone missing and it's your job to find him." Koenma answered, seemingly irritated that he's been interrupted.
"Oh my, I hope he's alright." Botan said, a worried look now coming across her face.
Kurama sighed, "I'm sure there's nothing to worry about..."
"Yeah, knowing Hiei, he could've just run off." Yusuke added with a smirk.
Yusuke had every reason to believe Hiei had "disappeared" by his own free will. Hiei was the fifth member of the gang, and had the worst disposition. He hadn't even join willingly, he'd had some legal matter to work out, so why shouldn't he just run off?
"I thought the same, so I hired a P.I. of sorts who can show you where he could be hiding." Koenma added in, clearly exasperated that everyone seemed to be annoying him today.
Then, the door opened and in strutted "young woman". Her shoulder length hair was black with silver streaks, or was it the other way around? Her eyes, equally silver, glinted with a look that screamed "attitude problem." She wore a black trench, tube top, and pants, with a bandana wrapped around her forehead. To top it all off ears protruded from her head, and a tail from her backside. upon seeing the wolf demon Kuwabara leaned over towards Yusuke and whispered, "Whoa! She's hott! I wonder who she is..."
Koenma gestured towards her, "This is Ohkami, the wolf demon, she's the "detective" I was telling you about." he explained.
Yusuke looked at Ohkami, slightly unsure what to think of her. He didn't know who she was or where on Earth she came from, so how on Earth could she help them find Hiei?
"So, how would YOU know where Hiei's hide outs are anyway?" He asked, smugly.
"Because, I'm his girlfriend." Ohkami added, sounding slightly annoyed Koenma hadn't properly introduced her to them in the first place.
A look of shock crossed everyone's faces. Everyone accept for Kurama, of course. Somehow, Kurama didn't seem the least bit surprised of the new girls connections with Hiei. Then again, he did know Hiei the best out of everyone there.
Yusuke, still not too sure what to think of having a girl join the team, was inspecting Ohkami. She seemed like Hiei's type, dark clothes and the obviously bad attitude. Then there was that bandana, it was strangely similar to the one Hiei often wore...
"Wait, that bandana...You have a jagan eye, don't you?" He asked her, slightly more worried this time. He knew few people ever lived to see Hiei's jagan eye a second time, and assumed this 'Ohkami' woman wasn't much different. Why should they trust her not to turn on them.
"Wow! That only took you twenty minutes to figure out. Good job..." Was Ohkami's sarcastic reply to Yusuke's question.
Kuwabara, who was basically ignoring the rest of the conversation now, was still feeling the aftershock of finding out Ohkami was Hiei's girlfriend. "Oh man, I can't believe I thought Hiei's girlfriend was hott!" He said, sounding disgusted.
Ohkami glared at Kuwabara. I'm not sure if she was insulted because he didn't think she was hott, or because he HAD thought she was hott. A lot of girls would find that quite insulting, I think. Kuwabara really wanted to hit her for that, but couldn't because of his strict honor code. He focused his mind on kittens instead. Ohkami took off her bandana, revealing that there was in fact a jagan eye on her forehead. She looked at Yusuke.
"Your stupid friend has a lot of nerve, thinking the way he does about Hiei. I'm surprised Hiei hasn't killed him yet." She said to him.
"Heh. So am I..." Yusuke replied.
Everyone accept Ohkami and Kuwabara laughed. Kuwabara kind of looked like he just plain didn't understand. Ohkami looked unamused. She looked at Kuwabara.
"You're a very lucky human." She said darkly.
"Ahem. Enough talk," Koenma butted in, now very agitated that no one was paying the least bit of attention to him today, "you've all got a mission to complete."
"Yes, lord Koenma, we'll get on it right away." Botan said.
"Yes, we should get going," Kurama added in, "there's still no guarantee I'll go ahead and see if I can find anything." Botan stated as she hopped on her oar and flew out the window.
Everyone else exited through the door, following Ohkami.
~~~
Now, we find our heroes standing out in the middle of a field somewhere. They'd been walking for quite some time, and Yusuke was really starting to wonder if Ohkami is just leading to absolutely nowhere.
We'll start by looking in his hide out. That's where he goes whenever he's in trouble with the big guys." Ohkami finally said.
"And where exactly is this hideout? In the middle of an open field?" Yusuke replied sarcastically.
"No, It's probably in demon world somewhere..." Kurama calmly answered.
DEMON WORLD! You've got to be kidding. There's no way in hell I'm going there!"
"Trust me, it's much better than hell," Ohkami said to Kuwabara, actually half trying to reassure him, "Now don't be a coward, do you want to find Hiei or not?"
"Actually, I don't really ca-"
Ohkami gave Kuwabara a death glare. That scared the crap out of him, like mostly everything does, so he shut up. Ohkami smirked, proud of herself, and used her jagan eye to open the portal to demon world. They all jumped into the portal. Of course, what Ohkami forgot to mention is that portals are the most painful and slow way to get to demon world. She probably didn't tell them on purpose, just to listen to their screams of pain.
~~~
After an extremely painful experience using their first demon world portal, Yusuke and the gang, still minus one member, have finally made it to demon world.
Ok, as I'm any of you with half a brain, which I'd say is only fox boy here, would've guessed, we're in the part of demon world where the fire apparitions live.
"Yes," Kurama said shaking off Ohkami's "fox boy" comment, "and you best keep your guard up, people around here can be anything but friendly."
" Well, that would explain why Hiei hangs around here." Kuwabara noted.
Just then, they were approached by a group of fire demons. They all looked really pissed, and were heading towards Kuwa, I think they want to beat him up. God only knows why it is they want to beat up Kuwabara, but I don't think pissed off demons really need a reason, do they?
"Hey did one of you say something about Hiei?" One of the group asked.
"Yeah, we're looking for him. Have you seen him recently?" Yusuke answered casually.
"You really are a moron." Ohkami said to him, preparing for the now inevitable battle.
"Hey these guys reek of human. I bet they're the humans Hiei's been hanging around with." Another demon said with a smirk.
The demons attack, and a battle scene ensues. For the sake of any children who have parents moronic enough to let them read this, I wont describe what happened. Let's just say it was horribly gory, mostly for the demons. Like almost every other villains in YYH, they managed to underestimate the power of Yusuke and Kuwabara. Of course, Ohkami and Kurama helped too. I wouldn't forget about them. So the demons are lying on the ground, beat to a bloody pulp. Once that was taken care of Ohkami looked at Kuwabara.
"Nice job, you just lost us a lot of time you know." She said, irritated.
"What do you mean I lost us a lot of time?" Kuwabara said, sounding aghast, " It wasn't my fault those demons attacked us."
"Oh boy, he really needs to learn not to back mouth people with bad attitudes." Kurama said, shaking his head.
"Just don't mention Hiei's name. People around here are really pissed at him for helping you humans. They will try to kill anyone they think is associated with him. So if you want to live, I'd suggest trying to keep your mouth shut." Ohkami said to Kuwabara.
After that, they continued on their journey. Again, Ohkami seemed to be dragging them on an endless walk to absolutely nowhere. After a lot of walking they came to a dark and spooky forest. What's so spooky about this forest you might ask? Well I have no idea, but this is YYH, the forest has to be spooky. Ohkami walked towards the entrance. Kuwabara looked liked he was going to piss his pants just from looking at it.
"Urameshi, I got a bad feeling about this place." He half whispered to Yusuke, a slight tone of fear in his voice.
" You get a bad feeling about everything, Kuwabara. Now stop being a wimp." Yusuke said to him.
"Are you coming or not?" Ohkami hissed, a strong sense of impatience in her voice, "The only way to Hiei's hideout is through here, and I'm not going to wait for you if you get behind."
So, They all followed Ohkami into the endless sea of abnormally dark trees that was the forest. Of course, it wasn't long before they were attacked they were attacked by a measly little tree demon. Yusuke and Kuwabara spent about an hour deciding who would be the one to kill it, until Ohkami got tired of hearing Kuwabara's annoying voice and killed it herself, greatly pissing off Kuwabara, who had just won a round of ro-sham- bo to kill the little thing.
They eventually made it to the other side of the spooky forest, and were now in front of an equally spooky building. They had made it to Hiei's hide out! They all went inside. The place was trashed, like some idiot teenager had thrown a party without asking his parents, then got too drunk to clean up. Hiei was gone.
"He was here recently, I can smell it. Someone must've found him." Ohkami said, after inspecting the house briefly, "We have to figure out who took him. He was obviously kidnapped, but we'll never find where he is without knowing who the kidnapper was..."
"And How do you suppose we do that?"
"You're the spirit detective, you figure it out." Ohkami replied bluntly.
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DETECTIVE!" Yusuke screamed, irritated, "I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FINDING CLUES AND ALL THAT CRAP!"
While Yusuke and Ohkami were arguing Kurama had been looking around the room. And sure enough Kurama found a clue! Now it's time to write it down in the handy-dandy notebook!!! Yay! Wait, wrong show...Anyway Kurama found this strange pendant thingy on the ground. It was sending off a powerful spirit aura. Kurama picked it up.
"How can an inanimate object have spirit power?" Kurama wondered out loud, mostly to himself.
"By having a spell on it," Ohkami answered, "Or being cursed. You might want to put that thing down."
Kurama dropped the pendant. It landed upside down. On the back was an emblem of. It resembled a lightning bolt, only it was a dark shade of purple.
"That's the symbol of the lightning apparitions. They must've been the ones who took him, but what would lightning apparitions want with Hiei?" Ohkami stated.
"Who cares what they want, do you know where they are?" Yusuke said. He was itching for a good battle at this point, since most of the enemies they'd encountered this mission were like child's play.
"Yes," Ohkami said, "Let's go."
When they left Hiei's place it was probably in worse condition than it had been in before. That was mostly Kuwabara's fault. Ohkami pointed to a Mountain off slightly in the distance.
"That's where we'll probably find Hiei." She explained.
"Probably? What do ya' mean, probably?" Yusuke questioned.
"I mean demons of the same kind don't always stay in one place." Ohkami explained to him, "It would get too crowded, and smelly. God that would smell bad. But anyway, they all could be anywhere in demon world. But that's is where they'd most likely take a hostage."
After a bit more traveling they reached the mountain. Up at the very top of the mountain was a big stormy cloud thing. Wow, that's awfully cliché, but oh well. So they climb up towards the smokey cloud a t the top of the mountain. It was a long and grueling climb. It was made even worse by Kuwabara complaining all the way up. I mean, the last thing you want to listen to when you're trying to climb a mountain is Kuwabara's whiney voice.
"OWE! I've got blisters on my feet, I've got blisters on my toes! HELL, I've got blisters in places I didn't even know could blister..." Was just the beginning of the torture he was putting them through.
"Oh Shut your trap Kuwabara, no one wants to listen to you. Besides, look at the bright side, all the way up here we haven't been attacked by a single demon." Yusuke said to Kuwabara.
Of course, now that Yusuke had said it, they just had to be attacked. That's the rule about stories, once you jinx yourself it's got to happen. So of course, they were attacked. This time by a harpy, only it was shooting electric blasts at them. I don't think normal Harpies can do that.
"That must be one of the ones who took Hiei." Ohkami said, an a look even more angry than usual crossing her face.
Now everyone knows that when a battles occurs, Kuwabara has to do everything in his power to make himself look cool. So he activated his spirit sword to valiantly save everybody who doesn't actually need help from him. But, in doing so he managed to let go of the mountain with both of his hands. He fell to the ground, screaming like a school girl who had just been attacked by a rabid squirrel.
Well, he would've fallen to the ground if Kurama hadn't been a ways behind the group, just in case something attacked them from behind. At this point Yusuke and Ohkami, being the more intelligent fighters, had found a ledge to fight from. It didn't take them long to kill their attacker. After a rei gun and a few slashes with Ohkami's sword, it fell to the ground. Unfortunately for it, it had no one to catch it. SPLAT!
Fortunately for our heroes, nothing else attacked them the rest of the way up, and this time, Yusuke decided to keep his mouth shut.
"Funny...It's almost like some psycho person is controlling everything that happens to us. No, that's ridiculous." Yusuke said, mostly to himself.
Of course, Now it was Kurama's pleasure to listen to the whiney voice of Kuwabara. Lucky Kurama. When Kurama and Kuwabara reached a ledge close to the top of the mountain there were Yusuke and Ohkami waiting for them. After Yusuke spent a few minutes taunting Kuwabara about his screaming they continued up to the very top, this time all together. They approached the smokey cloud thing and inside it they found a demonic looking hide out. Again, Kuwa was horrified.
"Are you guys sure about this. This place gives me the creeps." He said with a shaky voice.
" Doesn't everything give you the creeps?" Ohkami taunted, chuckling, "We're going in. We have to save Hiei."
So they all went into the building, Kuwabara being half dragged by Yusuke. Inside they found a corridor with lots of different doors. LOTS of them.
"Great. This is going to make finding the room where they have Hiei a lot more tedious." Ohkami said pessimistically.
"Then why should we waste our time? Let's go now." Kuwabara said, turning around and heading for the door.
Ohkami gave him one her death glares. That scared him a lot more than the building, so he agreed to stay. Kurama brought up the idea that they should split up to look for him. So they all took a section of doors and started to look. A vast majority of the doors Yusuke had looked in contained tortures chambers with various different methods of causing people pain. As amusing as that was, he didn't much care for the bloody messes that were once people strewn across the floors and walls. The first door Kuwabara looked behind was a cafeteria, so he got sidetracked and stopped looking. Kurama had found a couple of bedrooms and some jail cell- looking rooms. However, Hiei wasn't in any of them.
It was Ohkami who found Hiei, unfortunately for him. She was approaching her final door. She knew that it had to be the one Hiei was in, and sure enough it was...
However, Hiei wasn't the only one in the room. He was surrounded by more of the harpy women. A LOT more of them. That really made Ohkami pissed.
"HIEI YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO RESCUE YOU AND HERE YOU ARE IN A ROOM SURROUNDED BY WOMEN WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Ohkami screamed, turning a shade of red very similar to that of a fire truck.
"Ohkami...what're you doing here?" Hiei said. He looked shocked, probably partially due to the unique color of Ohkami's face.
"I told you I came to rescue you, but apparently you weren't even kidnapped." Ohkami said, now sounding a little more flustered than angry.
"You think I came here willingly? But why would I...I don't even like women..." Hiei answered.
Of course, he definitely shouldn't have said that to his girlfriend. Apparently Hiei not only dislikes women, but he knows nothing about them. Now Ohkami was even more angry, if that was possible. Her faced returned to it's previous red color, and she grabbed Hiei and stormed out of the room. I feel really bad for Hiei, she's probably going to kill him.
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"Nice work you four," Koenma said to the gang who were back in his office for a debriefing of their mission, "You really got this mission done quickly. In fact, I'd say you make a pretty good to the team, Ohkami."
"Yeah, as much as I'd hate to admit it, he's right. So what do you say?" Yusuke added in.
"Well, I actually kind of enjoyed myself, amazingly, so I think I will join you." Ohkami said.
"Welcomed to the team," Kurama chimed in, "I'm sure Hiei will be quite...pleased."
"Hey! Where is the shrimp anyway?" Kuwabara said, looking around the room, "He isn't missing again, is he?"
"Oh he's not missing. He's just in a little bit of pain, is all. He'll be back eventually." Ohkami said, a smirk coming a cross her face. She chuckled to herself. Everyone else looked at her, confused.