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"Chris, are any of them out of nappies yet?" "I used to argue with you that they were well qualified young adults, but this bunch is really just little kids." "What genius decided the Enterprise should take aspiring recruits on a pleasure cruise. They should have come along to hold their hands." "All hands to your stations Enterprise leaves in ten minutes." Chris, how much do you bet we get our first patient before we leave?" "No point in betting there are 2 of them just coming in now. "Is there blood?" "I'm afraid so Leonard." "Have we got a good supply of Stokeline in?" "I don't know if it'll be enough for these babies but we can always get Scotty to make up another batch. Some of them don't look old enough to be drinking." "I won't tell anyone if you don't."
The cadet that had come in to sickbay had a bloody nose. She and her friend were looking around with eyes wide and wary. "So cadet what happened here?" "My nose just started to bleed when the engines came on." "Is this your first time in space?" "Yes Dr." "is it your first time away from home?" "Yes Dr." McCoy gave her a hankie. "Here's another." "What's that for Dr?" "You don't want to wipe your eyes with a bloody hankie my dear." "I'm not going to cry Dr." "Yeah sure" he muttered to himself. "I have just the thing here to stop the nose bleeds. Chris, a hypo of Stokeline for this young lady." "Yes Dr." She handed him the hypo which he administered to the girl. "How about you?" he said to her friend. "No I'm fine I just wanted to come along to be with Janet. She was a little scared." The Stokeline had Janet perked up quickly and the 2 girls went off to find their stations. All in all they saw 15 cadets during that shift and gave 15 doses of Stokeline. As they wrote up their PADDs, Chris gave a little chuckle. "You could be responsible for setting those kids on a downward spiral." "Anyone who joins Starfleet will be raving drunks before they get on to a Starship except of course the Vulcans. I should develop a chocolate version of Stokeline for them." "You could call it Cocoaline Leonard." With that they had a good laugh as they wrapped up their reports and headed to their quarters.
The poor kids wound up having a most exciting tour of duty including an all out Klingon attack and an ion storm. Only 40% of those cadets went on to enter Starfleet. Of course 20% percent had perished, which caused Leonard McCoy to have a major breakdown. None of the personnel were willing to try to talk him down. They felt much the same but let McCoy say it for the rest of them..
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"Stokeline, Dr... You know as well as I that you don't give Stokeline to Vulcans." "I do." "Why did you tell me to prepare Stokeline for Mr. Spock? Alcohol is wasted on Vulcans." "I know that and you know that and Mr. Spock knows that but the Kelvans don't know that. Chris you have to stop second guessing me. Those Kelvans could have neutralized both of us on the spot." The Kelvans eventually made their peace with the federation and Stokeline remained the secret ingredient in Dr. McCoy's armoury of treatments; not however for Vulcans except in this one instance.