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Keith and Lance were stuck on the planet Spoofy. Why were they trapped? Not important, y'all just want the spicy stuff, am I right?
"oh Nu. We r going 2 di if we dont xchang air supllie." Lance whispered, leaning in towards Keith.
The half-Galra paladin ignored Lance. He swore he saw something move in the distance. It looked like...
"Is that updog?" Keith asked.
"What?" Lance asked.
The thing moved once more. It seemed a lot closer than before. As if it were advancing on the two paladins.
"Updog. I swear I saw updog i the distance." Keith replied, pointing in the direction of the thing.
Lance looked to where Keith was pointing and saw nothing. Maybe Keith was slowly going insane. Maybe the only way to fix that was dA PowAH of LEOV.
"I don't know what you're saying, Keith. bUT HOELD Mii lIKE 1 of Ur frONCH goRL'S." Lance said leaning on Keith.
Once again, Keith did not react. "It is. It's updog." Keith insisted. The updog was much closer now. He could finally see the updog clearly through the mist. Updog looked suspiciously a lot like a murderous ninja.
"What is updog?" Lance asked.
The lights suddenly turned on. Surrounding Lance and Keith were the rest of the paladins all completely dumbfounded Lance fell for the oldest trick in the book. Keith laughed maniacally, looking more insane as time went on.
"I have NEVER in my LIFE gotten that to work!" he yelled.
Lance stared off into the distance wordlessly. He hoped Lotor was coming for them soon.
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