(Disclaimer: I do not own Psych or any of its characters)

Exhausted from the past few cases I was looking forward to Hitchcock movie night with Gus. I thought it would be a completely stress-free night, but Gus decided to sit in the middle of the row and as I was shimmying down the aisle I knocked over some dude in a fedora's coke. It spilled on my favorite skinny jeans too. Ugh!

As I looked down to check the damage I noticed the fedora guy was wearing ankle weights just like my good friend Mary. I couldn't help, but smile at that. Oh well maybe this night would be okay after all. Especially since I made it just in time for the shower scene.

While leaving the theater I spurted out some of my favorite Hitchcock facts. Then I threw in a random fact that couldn't be further from the truth. It's from a new bit I'm working on called completely random untrue trivia.

As I was explaining this to Gus I ran in to Mary in his trench coat and rain speckled glasses. Without even saying hello he asked us if we wanted to go out for pie. To which my response was; I will assume that was rhetorical and ask where should we go?