Okay so… this is going to be my more perverted version of "My Version of Naruto" which will be simply called, "My Hentai Version of Naruto" because it's simple.

Uh… just read it because I'm just doing this because I feel a little lustful lately. Not a full story I guess, and also more MILF time… oh who the fuck am I kidding. Writers block for "MVN" so this is here.

OH! REVIEW PLEASE! (No flames and trolls, I'm very sensitive)

===(MHVN)===

Konohagakure, Sunagakure, Kumogakure, Iwagakure, Mizugakure, the five greatest Youkai Villages in the Youkai realm. Each lived in harmony with each other under the banner of the Uchiha and Senju clans. However, like any other realm, this one had its secrets.

Uzushio, an isolated island in the Youkai realm, was independent. It's leader, the Uzumaki clan. As it was isolated, its outside contact was rare, and the village in general was as peaceful as any youkai village could be. Sex almost anywhere was accepted, even with such things that ningen, also known as humans, would call taboo. Well, it was accepted as long as you were not caught. They, like all other Youkai villages, have their own military force, way of living, tradition and culture, and lastly their own horrifying tales.

Those tales became the inspiration for their first ever special operations unit, ONI, named after the demon-gods who at times were actually protectors rather than the stereotypical destroyers.

Their reason for doing so? Uzumaki Oga, the first person to come into contact with the once thought extinct gods, was also the first Uzumaki to learn their ways. He brought it back to Uzushio telling them some tales of how these Oni knew nothing of Youki, but rather knew of an energy called Chakra which ningen use to seal them into the Youkai realm for eternity.

With one exception.

A lone ningen released the seal in order to make a deal.

"Give me a bride, and I promise that our strongest heir shall return and rule the Oni clan with knowledge of how we ningen work." He said to the Oni, and thus he was given a bride from every known Youkai specie, and for generations, their inbreeding has finally led to the leader of Oni.

Ningen, a simple name within the clan. At first, the elders were skeptical, but soon learned their place as the Hanyou easily silenced them, with a single glance. The Hanyou was kind, with the heart of a ningen, but he was also deadly, with the strength of golems, the power of dragons, the speed of a phantom, and the silence of a vacuum. Space is a vacuum, and that vacuum contains everything in existence.

So what happened to Uzumaki Oga? The man formed ONI, and he was the first to do everything he could for the program to succeed. ONI… a gift to Uzumaki clan, but its price was heavy. Many who applied were killed, similar to how the humans started a project of SPARTAN II.

Unfortunately, none of those in the ONI unit had Oni blood. That being noted, no one could access the Oni clan's new and most powerful technique: Parallel dimensional travel. Once activated, the user is near invincible as he can see all possibilities. Near invincible since using it for a first time the older you are gives great stress on anyone's body. In fact, the only people who are able to use it for a lifetime, would be those who unlock it at birth to those who unlock it by the age of three.

And then it happened.

The first Youkai war broke out. ONI was the first Special Operations Unit within the Youkai realm. Their work was never documented, but their purpose was simple. Protect Uzushio at all cost.

For five years, they fought. For those five years, Uzushio grew in fame as it was discovered as the only safe village in the entire war.

Then the second war occurred. This time, Uzushio opened their doors for those who wanted out of the fights.

And then the third…

This time, Uzushio had its doors closed. Their reason? Those who entered from the past war have started a change, a change that in all truth seemed great, but hid a darker image if completed. Unfortunately for Uzu, they were too late. They fell to all nations, but not without a fight. They held their own against each nation for two months. They lost their first battle thanks to Konoha ANBU who were more in number, and their skills were close. Kumo had BOLT, they were fierce though not as skilled and many as the ANBU. Suna and Kiri have yet to start their own, but they sent forces charging in like a river. Iwa had ROCK, though these were more skilled in defense than anything else, they are also hard hitters and act as artillery.

However, the five youkai villages underestimated the Uzumaki and their followers. How? They did not notice that within all the chaos, all ONI operatives escaped save for Uzumaki Oga who killed 75% of the forces sent to invade before dying due to a simple sacrificial seal which ensured that those not of Uzumaki blood could not touch the Uzumaki treasures… unless they are willing to cremate themselves in the process.

Ah yes, because of how Oga killed those youkai, he was given a new name.

Uzumaki Naruto Oga.

===(||||)====

The Oni clan, hidden far from every youkai village, yet very near at the same time. Their village is hidden by a dense fog deep within the forest leading toward a cliff. A cliff that once had a beautiful view of Uzushio.

"So what you're telling me is that this boy is the last legacy of the ONI project?"

A boy with golden hair groans as he wakes with his features a little roughed up.

"Yeah, he has the skill."

"Skill? Impossible, that was a thousand years ago. The Ningen clan vanished after Uzushio fell."

"Yeah but think about it. He fought twenty of our best guards and still came out on top until it stepped in."

"It? You can't mean…"

"Kurama, why did you stop me?" The boy asks as a certain fox kit jumps out from some nearby bushes.

The two men, yes, we will refer to them the same as we do to people, the two men turn to look as soon as the child said Kurama.

"Because injuring the guards of the place your father called home is wrong."

===(TBC)===

Alright, first time I actually made the first chap short. HOWEVER, this is not my main focus so don't expect this to be the most updated.

Seriously though, review and check out My Version of Naruto and review it. I'm proud of that shit.

Oh, and lemons will start by next chapter… probably the only chapter that should (if I have time) be posted within the week.