Talent Show! Chapter 1, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Sapphire: Hello everybody!

Ashley: You all really like this don't you all? (looks out to see everyone nod their heads)

Crystal: Seems you where wrong, my sweet heart. (Kisses Ashley on the cheek)

Sapphire: Well, I'll do my 'I told you so' dance later. Right now we have a talent show and a bitch to get rid of for good!

Crystal: Yes and in the immortal words of Wordsorcereress…(pulls Amme over)

Crystal and Amme: BURN THE WITCH!

Sapphire: And we will. Later, for now…I don't own anything, just the plot for this fan fiction! Enjoy!

Talent Show – Part 1

The sun was barely out, it was probably 5 or 6 in the morning and small group of shadows where walking towards a white garage with a red roof. "Okay how are we going to get in?" a girl with blond hair with red and blue tips asked. It was Crystal. She, Ren, Amme, and Theaxher had agreed to get up early this morning and trash Tea's car.

"Don't worry. I got this," Theaxher said as she worked on the side door.

"How are we going to get the blueberry preserver on the car seat if we don't have the keys?" Crystal asked.

Theaxher and Amme share the same evil grin as Amme jingled a pair of keys. Crystal and Ren gasped, "How did you get those?" Ren asked.

"We tagged teamed. Theaxher confronted Tea about something she did and while they were arguing, I grabbed her purse. I found not only the keys but a book filled with boys and few girls names in it along with their numbers. I think it was for when she needs a boot call," Amme explain. The girls and one boy thought about it and shivered at the thought. "Or not. I could be wrong."

"Let's hope so," Theaxher said before a click was heard, "Got it. We're in." They walked in and saw a white with pink strip down the side Volts Wagon Bug. The smirks on everyone's faces screamed 'We're going to cause this car great mayhem!' They pulled out their various tools and got to work on the inside.

Amme and Ren carefully splatter the preserves on the window before pouring the blueberry goodness all over the seats. "Oh I loved to see the look on her face when she sees this," Amme whispered to Ren.

"Yeah!" he said and high five-ed Amme. The two got out just in time for Crystal and Theaxher to pull out a couple of ice picks. Everyone took an ice pick and with evil smiles on their faces began to destroy the car.

Yugi was sound asleep when someone started to rub his back. He slowly opened his eyes and looked behind him to see Yami smiling at him. "Good morning Yugi," Yami said before laying a kiss on his cheek.

Yugi blushed a bit before yawning his response, "Goooood morning Yami. Did you sleep well?" Yami nodded before getting out of the bed and stretched. Yugi was about to do the same when two strong arms held him closer. Yugi chuckled a bit before looking at Atem's sleepy face, "He still asleep isn't he?"

Yami sighed, "Yeah, he can be quiet stubborn when it's Saturday morning. He likes to sleep in, but we can't today. We need to practice some more."

Yugi agreed and tried to wake Atem. "Atem. Atem, wake up. We have a big day today! Come on and wake up!" he shook and poked at the taller teen only to have him roll onto his back and still asleep. "Nothings working! (sighs) Yami, what do you do to wake him up?"

Yami smirked and whispered in his ear. Yugi blushed, but nodded anyway and straddled Atem's waist. He gently laid down on his chest and kissed Atem. At first nothing happened but soon the movement of the other's lips let Yugi know Atem was awake. They kissed a bit longer, getting a bit more passionate than it probably should have been, until the need for air stopped them.

"Hmm…now that is a great way to start a morning. Good morning Yugi," Atem said as he tried to sit up and keep Yugi where he was. He kissed Yugi again before looking at Yami, who took a sit next to them. "Good morning, my sexy Yami," he said before giving Yami the same passionate kiss.

"Good morning to yourself. Now come on we need to get ready and practice some more before the show!" Yami said as he pulled out some clothes. "Is it okay if I use your bathroom Yugi?" Yugi nodded, rushed out of the room and grabbed a few towels for him and the others. He came back, gave a towel to each boy and went to grab his outfits for the day.

Soon all three were ready and were heading downstairs when the smell of bacon and other various breakfast foods filled the air. They licked their lips and rush into the kitchen where Grandpa Solomon was cooking. He looked behind his shoulder and smiled at seeing all the boys sitting at the table, "Good morning boys. I hope you all are hungry."

The boys nodded and help set the table. Soon everyone was sitting and had their plates full of various breakfast foods. They all hummed in bliss as they eat. Solomon chuckled, "Well I'm glad you like it. So are you three ready for the show tonight?" he asked after pouring himself a cup of coffee.

Yugi sighed, "I guess so. I'm just a little bit nervous."

Yami took his hand and smiled to him when he looked at him, "Don't worry Yugi. You are going to do just fine."

Atem nodded, "I agree with him. You have a beautiful voice and I know you are going to win. If you do need help though, just asks us okay?"

"Yeah, we will help in anyway we can. If you need us on stage with you, then we can do that," Yami said. Yugi smiled and hugged his boyfriends. They finished their breakfast and left to go to Atem's house to practice.

Tea was walking to the garage, she was going to see her girls and enact the plan. She turned on the lights and gasped at what she saw. Her car was wreck! Holes were all over the place, fluids were spilling out here and there, covering the ground and make it slick and sticky, and the windows were completely broken and covered in something blue.

The inside was worse; blue stains were all over the seats and windows, rips were also on the seats, the driver's wheel was broken in six places, and other things that were in the car like her CDs and purse were smashed or had blueberry stuff covering it. Tea was furious! She screamed at the top of her lungs.

Outside of the garage window stood Crystal, Ren, Theaxher, and Amme. All were wearing mask as Amme tapped on the window. Tea looked as they all waved at her before rushing out of there. Tea screamed again as she rushed out of there, slipped on the car fluids and sliding all the way down to the side wall were a old self held multiple cans of paint. (A/N: I think you all know where this is heading. I love Home Alone 2!) She hit the wall and the selves fell over.

From the outside, the four heard, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I HATE YOU ALL!" The four laughed as they rushed to Crystal's car and drove away, all too happy at how that their plan went.

Atem, Yami, Yugi, and everyone else were down in Atem's basement, waiting for Crystal, Ren, Amme, and Theaxher to show up. "Where the hell are those four?" Ashley asked.

"You should know! One of them is your girlfriend!" Sapphire said from her spot on the couch next to her sister, who was next to Havoc. He kept his arm around Tiffany's shoulders while she had her head on his shoulder. Sapphire was laying her head on Tiffany's lap while Tiffany ran fingers through her hair. Sapphire had decided with Heather, Crimson, and Ashley to go after Tea and they spent most of the night plotting against her. So she was tired.

"Sis, you should relax a bit more. You're too stressed out," Tiffany said.

Sapphire sighed, "Sorry. I'm just really tired. Hopefully I can get her back for what she said to you." Tiffany smiled and continued to run her fingers through Sapphire's hair.

Ashley huffed, "Well they were supposed to be here twelve minutes ago!"

"Don't worry love. We're here!" Crystal said as she and the others walked down the stairs. "Sorry we are late, we had something to do."

"And what could that be?" Crimson asked.

The four just grinned as they sat down with the others. Everyone else just shrugged and started to warm up and practice some bit.

They practice until it was 3:30. They had to get to the school by 4 to make sure everything was set up right and all tricks ready for Tea. They got to the school and saw Tea and her doom squad in the hallway. They were all laughing and encouraging Tea to sing. She calmed them down and started to sing.

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
She hit Ushio in the back of the head, But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Ushio stepped up and asked, "And where do we feature?"

Tea smirked and pinched his check, "Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!"

A girl stood up and asked, "Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?"

Tea stood next to her and said, "For the humiliation of the King of Games."

The girl looked confused, "Why? Has he done something stupid?"

Tea smacked the girl, "No, fool- we're going to humiliate him. And Sapphire too."

"Great idea! Who needs them?" Ushio said before linking his arm with the girl as they sing, "No king! No king! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!"

Tea sighed before she yelled, "Idiots! There will be a new king! Or queen rather!"

They stopped and the girl said, "Hey, but you said, uh..."

Tea growled, sound almost like a real lioness, "I will be Queen of this school! ...Stick with me, and you'll never be made fun of again!"

Both Ushio and the girl were happy, "Yaay! All right! Long live the Queen!" and laughed while the rest of the group said, "Long live the Queen! Long live the Queen!" before they sang as well, "It's great that we'll soon be connected. With a queen who'll be all-time adored."

Tea stood on a table as she watched her followers with an evil grin, "Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be queen undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!"

Her group gathered by her feet as they all sang, "Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared! Be prepared!" and as they finished started to laugh.

The gang just stood in the back and watched the whole thing. "Did anyone else find that a bit creepy how well she sang that or was that just me?" Joey asked. Everyone agreed and walked to the auditorium.

Tea saw this and rushed over to Atem and Yami. "Hey loves. Did you miss me?" she asked in a sexy (A/N: Not!) tone.

The two glared at her and pulled Yugi closer, "Get the hell away from us! You are a FUCKING BITCH!" They carried/pulled Yugi into the auditorium with the others and shut the door closed.

Sapphire sighed, "Let's just forget about her now. We have plans to enact!" And soon the rest of the cast and crew appeared and they started to set up. So they got to work and made quick wok of the stage, dressing it in the theme of modern teenage warfare.

"Okay, guys here is the order that everybody will be going in: me, Crystal, and Ashley will open up with 'Raise Your Glasses', then the mutt and his friends will go on with 'Who Let Doges Out' remix, then Ryou and Malik with 'Take a Hint', then Atem and Yami with 'It's Not You', then Crimson with 'Stupid Hoe', and finally we have Bakura and Marik doing whatever the hell they are doing!" Sapphire said with Kitsuna next to here double checking the list. "That's everybody for the first part right?"

"Yep, yep and the stage is ready as well," Kitsuna said with a smile.

Sapphire sighed, "Thank you Kitsuna. I don't know what I do with out you."

Kitsuna nodded and said, "Did everybody get that?" A chorus of 'yes' were their response.

"Kitsuna! We need some help getting Crimson into her outfit!" Ren yelled.

"No way am I wearing that! It has pink in it!" Crimson yelled.

Kitsuna sighed, "Well it can't get any worse can it?"

"I'm not going to say anything. I don't want to jinx us. Please go help Crimson find the right outfit. I think someone is trying to screw us around today because she got kicked out," Sapphire said as she walked towards a group of stage hands.

Kitsuna looked at her and asked, "You really think she will go that far to make all of us, mostly Yugi, upset?"

"I don't think, I know. This is Tea we are talking about. She is the queen Bitch after all."

Kitsuna nodded, "True, true. One more thing before I go, does Amme have the surprises ready?'

Sapphire smirked as Amme and Tiffany walked towards them, "Well, are they ready?"

Both Amme and Tiffany smirked, "Yes, they are."

"Perfect! I can't wait!" Sapphire said as she jumped up and down.

"Get that ugly pink dress away from me!"

Kitsuna sighed, "Well I better help them before Crimson throws something," she said as she rushed off.

Sapphire sighed as she looked for Heather, Theaxher, and Havoc. "Now where are those three?"

Theaxher appeared out of nowhere, "Looking for someone?"

Sapphire yelped and jumped, "Don't do that!" she sighed, "I was looking for you, Heather, and Havoc. Where have you three been?"

Theaxher smirked, "Don't worry about." Sapphire raised an eyebrow, "Just helping Atem and Yami out with something."

"And what, pray tell, is that?"

Theaxher just continued to smirk and pretended to zip her lips before walking away, leaving a very confused Sapphire behind.

"How does Heather and Havoc handle that girl?" she asked herself before shrugging her shoulders and walked off to check on the rest of the stage crew.

"Guys I don't know if I can do this," Yugi said by the dressing room doors. He stood there waiting for Yami and Atem to finish getting dress. He was wearing blue jeans, silver wrist bands, and a purple and red v-neck t-shirt with black boots, neck belt, and belt.

"You got this Aibou," Yami said behind the close door.

"Little One, we know you can do this," Atem said.

"I just don't know," Yugi said as the two came out in black tank tops, ripped blue jeans with chains, and black combat boots. Yami had black arm bands on both arms, one with a red strips and one with two purple strips on the top and bottom. He also had on a black leather neck belt with an A and Y hanging off it, thanks to Tiffany and her amazing jewelry making skills.

Atem had one a black arm band on his left arm and a silver wrist band on his right wrist. A pair of silver stud earrings was in each ear and a purple and red choker was around his neck as well. Yugi licked his lips, his boyfriends were hot. Atem and Yami notice and chuckled.

"Like what you see Little One?" Atem asked, swinging his hips.

Yugi blushed before nodding. Yami playfully smacked Atem's arm. "Stop that Atem. He is already nervous."

"I don't understand how he is. He's not performing until the second part!"

The three sighed as Tea appeared. "What the hell do you want Tea?" Yami growled as he pulled Yugi closer to him and Atem.

Tea stood in front of Atem and batted her eyelashes, "Atem come with me? I want to spend time with you before you go on."

Atem pushed her away and said, "Hell no! Go fuck yourself with what ever STD ridden dick that you love to run to when we turn you down." He linked his arms with Yugi's and Yami's before walking off. Yugi and Yami looked behind them and stuck their tongues out at Tea. She growled before walking off.

Atem laughed as his boyfriends laid their heads on his shoulder as they continue to walk.

"Okay Amme, we got Kitsuna's bucket up, then we got our bucket up," Tiffany said as she double check the buckets. "Where is the bucket Atem and Yami wanted to dump?"

"Heather, Theaxher, and Havoc are bring it up before the second round. They along with Atem and Yami are going to set it up. I'm glad too! Do you know what it is?" Amme asked sticking out her tongue in disgust.

Tiffany nodded her head, "Yeah, I know and I don't want to talk about it. But it should teach that bitch not to mess with us!" she said with a smirk.

Ashley and Crystal were on the far right of the stage setting up a special chair under the buckets, "Oh I can't wait to see the bitch get covered!" Crystal said as she jumped up and down.

Ashley smiled as she laughed at her girlfriend's goofiness, "Calm down love. It's not for a while." She looked up and waved her hands at the two above them. Amme and Tiffany gave thumbs up and walked off the catwalk. "Looks like we are all set here."

"That's good. I want everything to go perfect." Sapphire said as she appeared on the stage. "I want that bitch to take a hint and get the hell out of our school." Ashley and Crystal nodded and followed Sapphire to the dressing rooms. "Are you two ready to get this party started?"

"Hell ya!" Ashley said, "Everyone who is performing and working backstage get your butt here now for the pep speech by Sapphire."

Everyone rushed down and circle the three. Sapphire smiled as she looked at everyone's faces, "Tonight is a big night people! We are performing for a pack house! We are also here to humiliate and destroy our common enemy, Tea Gardner." The people screamed and booed at the mention of her name.

"Tea's a class A Bitch!"

"Someone take her down!"

"Down with the Bitch!"

"Fuck the Bitch with an pitchfork and humiliate her Sapphire!"

Ashley glared and yelled, "Calm down!"

Everyone quite down and Sapphire spoke again, "I know we can and will have a great performance. Do your best and remember one thing, have fun!"

"But also remember we are here to tear down the queen bitch! The bitch must leave!" Crystal yelled, raising her fist into the air.

Amme did the same as she yelled, "Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!" Everyone joined in the cheer as Sapphire, Ashley, and Crystal smirked at each other. Sapphire looked to her sister who was cheering as well. All was going according to plan.

Atem and Yami gave each other an evil smile before pulling Yugi out of the group and into the dressing room. "Guys, why are we here?"

Atem smiled as he pulled Yugi in for a kiss. Yami locked the door before walking over to the kissing duo. He slipped his arms around both as he kissed Yugi's neck Yugi moaned and this continue for a while before someone started to pound at the door.

"Get the fuck out of the damn dressing room and get your skinny asses out here, NOW!" Theaxher yelled, "Or do I need to break this damn door down and drag you out of there?"

The three separated and rushed out of the room, ignoring the angry girl on the way out.

Tea was still pouting as she entered the auditorium. She pushed and shoved her way down to the first row, dead middle. A woman with black hair with white highlights, tan skin, and piercing blue cat like eyes was about to take a seat there when she pushed her into the other woman with her. She had lilac/grey eyes, silver hair, and her skin was slightly tanned.

"Hey!" said the first woman.

Tea glared at her, "This is my seat! My boyfriends left it for me."

"I don't see your name on it!" the second woman said.

"So! I want to make sure that talent agent sees me and only me," Tea said with a smug grin. The two women whispered to each other before moving to a different spot. The rest of her doom squad joined her, taking people out of their seats before taking the seat for themselves.

The two women saw this and continued to talk until Kitsuna secretly join them, "Mom are you ready for this?"

The first woman, named Livvy, smiled, "Of course dear. Me and your cousin can't wait to see the others perform."

The second woman, named Mellina, nodded, "I can't wait to hear this Yugi boy you were talking about. How much longer until the show Cousin?"

Kitsuna looked to see Tiffany hold up five fingers, "Not to long…um maybe five or so minutes. I promise it's going to be good! You are going to love Yugi and Atem and Yami."

Livvy nodded, "I hope so, but the others could be just as good too. Don't sway my decision Kitsuna."

"Yeah Kit! Don't do that. We need to make sure we find someone that we know your dad would like for his record studio," Mellina said.

Kitsuna nodded, "Yes mom. But I just saying they are good. Everyone is."

"We'll see, we'll see," Mellina said as she pulled out a camera.

"Um honey, before you go…do you know that girl in the dead middle with the short brown hair?" Livvy asked.

Kitsuna looked and frowned/glared at Tea, "Yeah, that's the girl who has caused nothing but trouble to Yugi and his boyfriends."

The two women gasped, "That the girl who had Yugi tossed into a well?" Mellina asked.

Kitsuna nodded, "That is Tea Gardner for you. If she doesn't get her way, she will make sure she gets her way. She's been trying to get her claws into Atem and Yami for years! So far none of her advances have work, if only it drove them and Yugi together. Why do want to know Momma? Has she done something?"

Livvy was about to say something when Mellina cut in, "Yeah she did! She pushed your mom out of the way and took her seat!"

"Mellina calm down," Livvy said.

Mellina sighed, "I'm sorry Aunt Livvy. I just hate when people are like that."

Kistuna glared back at her, "Unfortunately she knows that a talent agent is here today, but she doesn't know who. I won't be surprise if she tries to do something to mess everyone here."

Livvy and Mellina nodded, "Don't worry dear. Now that we know, we'll make sure she doesn't do anything. We'll text you when she or one of her thugs might be doing something," Mellina said.

Kitsuna nodded and turned her head to see Tiffany wavy at her to finish up. "Well I better get backstage. See you two later!" she said before rushing off.

As soon as she was gone Mellina glared at Tea, "I really don't like that girl."

"Well it's a good thing she is not performing tonight then huh?" Livvy said. "Keep the camera on stage and focus as much as you can. I'll keep my eye on Tea." Mellina nodded and got the camera ready for the show.

"Okay, places people! Lights are about to start in a few minutes! Sapphire, Ashley, and Crystal! Where the hell are they?!" Tiffany yelled, running around to make sure everything and everyone was in there places.

"We're ready! We're ready!" Ashley yelled as the group of three appeared. Ashley was wearing black leather pants, purple high heel shoes, and a purple corset top with white lace. She had silver and black bracelets, necklace, and earring.

Crystal was wearing a leather skirt that came just above her knees, black wedge shoes, and a red corset top with black lace. Red and light blue jewelry was adorned her neck, ears and wrist.

Sapphire was wearing rip faded blue jeans, blue and white shoes, and a sapphire blue corset top with black and white lace. A blue, black, and white necklace adorned her neck with matching pair of earrings. "We're ready sis."

Tiffany sighed, her hand rubbing the head as she felt a headache coming on. She looked up and smiled, "Good luck girls. I know Tea will do anything to make sure tonight will be bad for everyone, but I know we can kick some sense into that stupid head of hers." She high five-ed each of them as they walked onto the stage. "Okay people wolf, dark, and light are now in place. Turn on the lights!"

The lights in the auditorium turned off just as the lights on the stage turned on. The audience silenced just as Solomon turned on his camera. Ashley and Crystal started to play their guitars followed by Mana on the drums. Sapphire took the mic off its stand as the curtains rose and she started to sing.

Right, right, turn off the lights
We're gonna lose our minds tonight
What's the deal, yo?
I love when it's all too much
5 a.m. turn the radio up
Where's the rock 'n roll?

Party crasher, penny snatcher
Call me up if you're a gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?

All four: So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways, all my underdogs
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!

Crystal: Slam, slam, oh hot damn
What part of a party don't you understand?
Wish you'd just freak out
(Ashley: Freak out already)
Can't stop, coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now
(Ashley: It's so fucking on right now)

Party crasher, penny snatcher
Call me up if you're a gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?

Ashley: Oh shit! My glass is empty
That sucks!

So if you're too school for cool
(Crystal: I mean)
And you're treated like a fool
(Crystal: You're treated like a fool)
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always party on our own

All four: So raise your (Mana: oh, fuck!)
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways, all my underdogs
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways, all my underdogs
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Won't you come on and come on and
Raise your glass for me!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass for me!

Sapphire put the mic back on the stand and yelled, "Good evening folks! My name is Sapphire Wolf! This Ashley on my left and Crystal on my right and the girl on the drums is Mana! How are y'all doing?!" The crowd screamed as their response, making Sapphire laugh. "Well that's good. I hope y'all ready for a great show tonight! We have a lot of talented people here tonight."

Crystal smiled before she spoke, "We do ask that you encourage these acts as it very brave of them to come up on here on stage. We do hope you'll enjoy tonight."

Ashley nodded, "That's right. The theme of this year's talent show is Modern Teenage Warfare!"

"So does that mean you and Sapphire are fighting again?" Crystal asked.

Ashley and Sapphire huffed, "NO!" the crowd laughed.

"Anyway! Let's get this show started~!" Sapphire screamed causing the crowd to scream as well. "First up is the underdog of the school…Joey Wheeler with Tristan Taylor, Duke Devlin, Mokuba Kaiba, Mai Valentine, Serenity Wheeler, and Rebecca Hawkins dancing to 'Who Let the Dogs Out' Remix!"

Joey, Duke, Tristan, and Mokuba came running out after Sapphire and the girls took the equipment off the stage. Tristan was wearing short brown shorts, brown tank top with black or white or a mixture of the two spots. He had his tail sewn into the shorts and brown ears on either sides of his pointed hair. Both Duke and Mokuba had black versions of Tristan's outfit, but Duke had a white splotch and Mokuba was just all black. Joey was actually wearing a golden lab costume that Seto had made special just for him. The suit fit his body perfect instead of being baggy and his face, his nose was painted black and had whiskers on the his red cheeks. They were red from humiliations. I'm so going to get Seto later for this! He thought as the music start and they started to sing and dancing.

Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} x3
Who let the dogs out.

Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' {Yippie-Yi-Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, hah, Yippie Yi Yo}
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls respond to the call {hah, hah, hah, hah}
Heard a woman shout out

Mai, Serenity, and Rebecca stepped out in what looked to be sexy dog catchers outfits, with tan short shorts and tan shirt with name tags. Rebecca pointed to the boys and all three yelled out the next part as they raised their nets.

Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} x4

The guys jumped and ran all over the stage as the girls chased them.

I see ya little speed boat head up our coast
she really want to skip town,
Get back gruffy, back scruffy,
Get back you flea infested mongrel!

Gonna tell myself "hey, man, no get angry" {Hey-ya, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Hey! Yippie, Yi, Yo}
But they tell me "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You put a woman in front and her man behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Heard woman shout out

Mai caught Duke in her net while Serenity caught Tristan and Rebecca caught and all three sang

Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} x4

Say,
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone.
All doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it!
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone!
All doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it!

Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} x4

The girls drag the caught boys off the stage as Joey came out and started to dance to the next part. (A/N: Now this is Joey so remember he is goofy. He is dancing goofy. And that probably includes doing a fist bump in the air or two)

I see ya little speed boat head up our coast,
she really want to skip town,
Get back gruffy, back scruffy,
Get back you flea infested mongrel!

Well, if I am a dog,
the party is on:
I gotta get my groove,
'Cause my mind done gone.
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
Walkin' through the place that Digi-man is breakin' it down?
Me and my white short shorts
And I can't see color
Any color will do
I'll stick on you that's why they call me "pit bull"
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they say...hooooo

Mai and the girls came back on stage with evil smirks. Joey noticed this and stop dancing and jumped out into the audience.

Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} x4
Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} {Yippie, Yi, Yo} x4
Who let the dogs out {who?, who?, who?, who?, who?} {Yippie, Yi, Yo} x4

They chased him all over the place until he ran back onto the stage and 'accidentally' tripped. Joey turned around just as the girls waved their nets in the air. They were about to drop it on him when someone whistled. Everyone looked to the right of the stage and saw Seto leaning against the wall with a collar and leash handing from his hand. He got off the wall and walked over to the confused Joey with an evil smirk on his face. He placed the collar on and started to drag his puppy off the stage. Joey started to yell as soon as the curtain was down and everyone was laughing.

Crystal walked on the stage with a mic still laughing, "Wasn't that absolutely funny. Aren't you happy that master and puppy are back together?"

"I AM NOT A PUPPY!" Joey yelled from backstage, getting a few laughs.

"Anyway! We now have Ryou Bakura and Malik Ishtar up next singing 'Take a Hint!' Come on out boys and show your stuff!" Crystal said before she left the stage.

The curtain rose up and showed of two very sexy people. Ryou was actually wearing leather pants that fit his legs perfectly, a light blue v-neck t-shirt fit snuggle on his chest, and a black vest on top. Malik also wore leather pants but with red flames on the bottom, black leather tank top and light red zipped up sleeveless hoodie. They looked over as the music started to see a shocked Marik and Bakura before winking at them and picked up their microphones. Ryou started first.

Ryou: Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming from the left and from the right

Malik: I don't want to be a priss, I just try to be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the –

Ryou: Ask me for my number, yeah you put me on the spot

Malik: You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not

Ryou: You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth

Malik: And that is when it started going south
Oh!

Both: Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….

Ryou: I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top

Malik: You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was Stop

Ryou: And if I only had a dime for every name that you just dropped

Malik: You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!

Both: Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, La, La….

Ryou: What about "no" don't you get

Malik: So go and tell your friends

Both: I'm not really interested

Ryou: It's about time that you're leavin'

Malik: I'm gonna count to three and

Open my eyes and

Both: You'll be gone

Malik: One.

Ryou: Get your hands off my—

Malik: Two.

Ryou: Or I'll punch you in the—

Malik: Three.

Ryou: Stop your staring at my—

Malik: Hey!

Ryou: Take a hint, take a hint

Both: I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint

Take a hint, take a hint

Ryou: Oh!

Both: Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint

Take a hint, take a hint

Ryou and Malik smiled, Ryou's being more shy than Malik's as both said, "Take a hint bitch!" The crowd cheered as the two walked off and the curtain closed. Ryou walked back over to a very proud Bakura, of course he didn't show it. He just held Ryou close and kissed his cheek.

Malik high five-ed Marik before Marik pulled him into a searing kiss. Everyone shook their head as Sapphire walked out. Yami and Atem walked up with Seto and Mana, "You guys ready for this?" Yami asked.

The three nodded and Seto and Mana walked out on to the stage with the equipment. Yugi walked over and gave each boy a kissed, "Break a leg guys."

They gave a kiss to him and told him to stay there as they helped Seto and Mana.

"Well wasn't that hot! Here I didn't think Ryou could do sexy! Let's give it up for them everybody!" Sapphire said as Ryou and Malik step out for a quick bow, but as soon as Ryou finished he stepped off but not Malik. Marik sighed as he pulled Malik off stage. "Ooookay, well then the next band to play are good friends of mine who have sung for a long time now. You all know and love them…Yami and Atem with Seto and Mana!" The crowd roared, of course there were the occasional 'I love you Atem!' and 'Let me have your babies Yami!', but none more loud then Tea's scream, "I LOVE YOU YAMI AND ATEM!"

The two ignored it as they got in place and the curtain rose again. Yami stood in front with Atem by his side, he was going to play a guitar while Seto (who was dressed in tight leather pants with black boots, dark blue tank top with a steal blue Blue-Eyes White Dragon in the middle of the shirt, and black arm bands with KC on the right one) played the drums and Mana (who was dressed in a ripped blue jean, and black and pink shoes, jewelry, and t-shirt) was playing bass again.

Yami gave a charming smile before he spoke, "Hey everybody!" The crowd, mostly girls and some guys, cheered. "Tonight me and Atem want to make it special for one person who is close to our hearts. The one we love."

Atem nodded, "That's right. We dedicate most of our songs to one person! Our Aibou, our hikari, our Yugi!" Atem smirked when he heard Tea scream, but he didn't care. "We love Yugi with all our heart and soul."

"That's right! We love Yugi Moto and we don't care what anybody says," Yami said as he looked over to Yugi who was blushing as Joey nudged him with his elbow. Yami turned back and glared at one girl who caused nothing but pain and trouble for their love. "But for our first song, it is dedicated to someone else."

Atem also glared at Tea, "Yeah, we dedicated this song to Tea Gardner. We fucking hate you! We don't love you and never will. We will all ways hate you! We love our Yugi and we love each other. No matter what the hell you do, we will always love each other. Our first song is called 'It's Not You!' Get it threw your head Tea." He nodded to Seto and he started off hitting a cow bell before Atem and Yami sang.

Both: I'm in love with somebody
Found someone who completes me
I'm in love with somebody, oh yeah
And it's not you

Yami pulled the mic of the stand and walked forward and looked down to see Tea sitting in the front row. He glared and pointed at her, before flipping her off.

Yami: Read my finger whatcha gonna do?
See these lips are all done talkin' to you
I don't mean to bruise your ego
But I've had you nailed down for so long
And I don't see your name on my tattoo ( Yami pulled up the back of his shirt and there was a tattoo of both Atem's and Yugi's name. Yugi blushed several shades of red when he saw that. He never knew about that tattoo.)
Hope you understand
It's been a long time coming
It's for the best
No offense

Both: I'm in love with somebody
Found someone who completes me
I'm in love with somebody, oh yeah
And it's not you

Atem smirked as Yami quickly ran back and took the guitar from him. He took the mic and also flipped off Tea with a glare.

Atem: I know who you think you are
Sorry I've turned you on but I'm kissing you off
Your lines are whiskey and cigarettes
They're not enough to make me forget
I've got someone who has raised the bar
I've heard it all before
Stop spinning your wheels
I'll show you the door
No hard feelings

Both: I'm in love with somebody
Found someone who completes me
I'm in love with somebody, oh yeah
And it's not you

Atem took his guitar back and played again.

Yami: You're probably never been shut down before.

Atem: You're probably never been shut down before.
I'll try and make it easier

As Atem played his part, Yami rushed over and pulled Yugi on stage and all three sang together.

All three: I'm in love with somebody
Found someone who completes me
I'm in love with somebody, oh yeah
And it's not you

All three: It's not you.

All five bowed before grabbing the equipment and walked off the stage, with Yugi holding hands with Atem and Yami. The crowd went crazy as they placed the stuff down. Tiffany hugged Yugi before she said, "That was great guys. You should have seen Tea's face! It was priceless!"

Ashley walked out with mic in hand, "Now was that awesome or was that awesome?" The crowd roared, except a small group but they weren't heard. "Well let's continued with our show! We have two more acts before our break, then we will do the dedication part of our show, followed by another break, and finally the second part of our talent show. Who will win this year's talent show? Let's see if the next group can bring the house down! Crimson, Ren, and Kitsuna!"

The three walked out, Ren was wearing baggy black pants with a studded belt, red t-shirt with black claw marks, and two black writs bands. Kitsuna was wearing a black and red strip dress with black flats and simple black jewelry. Crimson wore black pants with a red shirt showed her stomach and had two black shiny hearts on the middle and a simple red and black bracelet.

They place their stands and microphones in the middle with Crimson in the center, Ren to her left, and Kitsuna on her right. They were there to sing back up and dance a bit. They started off with making 'whoop' sound before Crimson sang.

Crimson: I get it cracking like a bad back.
Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at
Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in
Ayo SB, what's the fucks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
A bitch would

Crimson: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (Kitsuna and Ren: yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (Kitsuna and Ren: yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: you stupid, stupid)

Crimson: Look bubbles go back to your habitat
MJ gone and I ain't having that
How you gon' be the stunt double to the nigga monkey
Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chonky

Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Cause I pull up in that Porsche but it ain't De Rossi
Pretty bitches only can get in my posse
Yes, My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey yo, baby bop, fuck you and your EP
Who's gassin' this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1, 2, 3, to the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody
Hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody

Crimson: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (Kitsuna and Ren: yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (Kitsuna and Ren: yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (Kitsuna and Ren: you stupid, stupid)

Crimson: If you cute then the crew can roll
If you sexy eat my cooca raw
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe
2012, I'm at the superbow

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so whack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda probably came back

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so whack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda probably came back

All three: You're a stupid hoe
You're a stupid hoe
You're a stupid hoe

Crimson: And I ain't hit that note,
But, fuck you stupid hoe
Yeah, fuck you stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid hoe,
Yeah, fuck a stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid hoe,
Yeah, fuck a stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid hoe
Yeah, fuck a stupid hoe

I am the female Weezy...

All three pointed to Tea and yelled, "You're a stupid hoe!"

They bowed as the people applauded before taking the stands and mics back. Yugi smiled at the three, "Great job guys!"

Crimson ruffled his hair, "Thanks shorty! That was cool."

"I hope Tea is getting the picture," Ren said with everyone agreeing.

Ashley walked back out onto the stage, "Let's hear it for Crimson, Kitsuna, and Ren! They were awesome! I won't be surprised if that was to our big slut Tea!" Ashley laughed and a few in crowd did as well. "Alright our next and last act of our first part is a skit by Bakura and Marik. Let's just hope they don't burn the place down. Just in case…Sapphire and Tiffany, do we have the extinguishers ready?"

Sapphire and Tiffany stepped out with several fire extinguishers in hand, "Good then let's get this skit started! Roll it!" The three rushed off stage as Bakura and Marik stood in the middle of the stage.

Marik: (evil grin) Bakura, I know how we are going to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all!

Bakura: Let me guess? We're going to challenge him to a children's card game?

Marik: No! We're going to steal from him the source of his power and then we will use it against him!

Bakura: His Millennium Puzzle?

Marik: Foolish fool! The puzzle is not the source of his power! His power comes from…his leather pants!

Bakura: Seriously?

Marik: Yes! Come Bakura, let us obtain his leather pants!

Bakura: (sighs) I guess I have nothing better to do today.

Marik snapped his fingers and the curtain rose to show green versions of Seto, Yugi, Tristan, Joey, and Sapphire. (A/N: There is no way I'm putting Tea up there! I'm sorry, but I hate the bitch) Marik started to sing as they stood up and do the gaga dance from the video.

Marik: Oh-oo-wo-oh-wo-oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Let's take his leather pants!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let's take his leather pants!

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Mwuha
Ha ha ha
Da la
La la la
We want his leather pants!

GaGa
Rah rah rah
Na na
Fla fla fla
La la
Cha cha cha
Take off his leather pants!

I'm getting ready
My legs have been waxed
Cause when we get them
I am wearing your slacks
Right on my tush
Tush tush tush
Right on my tush
(Tush tush tush)
(Right on my tush)

Hey!

We want your trousers
Your breeches, your chaps
No, you can't get these pants from shopping at Gap
Their service sucks
Sucks sucks sucks
It really sucks!
(Sucks sucks sucks)
(It really sucks)

Bakura: You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the pants!
Your leather pants!

Marik: Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let's take his leather pants!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Give us the effing pants!

Blah blah
Blah blah blah
Da da
Pa pa pa
Ya ya
Mama mia!
We want those leather pants!

We don't want vinyl
Or chinos, or briefs
I am a criminal
And he is a thief
Cause we're both hot
Hot hot hot
We are quite sexy

Bakura: Marik, that doesn't rhyme!

Marik: Shut up! I am Lady GaGa!

Marik: I have watched Psycho
And I liked Vertigo
The Birds was ok
Ooo! I loved Rear Window
By Alfred Hitchock
Cock Cock Cock
We love Hitchcock
(Cock cock cock)
We love Hitchcock

Havoc stood out and pretended to be Hitchcock and said, "Good evening!" before walking backstage.

Bakura: You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the pants!
Your leather pants!

Marik: Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants

Oh-oh-Whoa-ah-ho
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
We want those leather pants!
No-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah
Let's steal his leather pants!

Tah tah
Mah mah mah
Bah bah
Wah wah wah
Zah zah
Vah vah vah
Take off his leather pants!

Gah gah
Rah rah rah
Na Na
Flah Flah Flah
La la
Cha cha cha
I like these silly noises

Both: Wear, wear leather baby, work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear, wear leather baby, work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear wear leather, baby work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear wear leather, baby work it

Marik: I'm an evil bitch, baby!

We want your pants
And we want our revenge
We want your pants
And we're really just friends

Je voudrais son
pantalon cuir
son pantalon
Why am I speaking French?
Why am I speaking French?!
I don't want to be French!
We want your leather pants!
Take off your friggin' pants!

They ran off the stage with a camera man after them as a screen appeared and shown the two going into Atem's dressing room and stealing his leather pants before rushing out, all the while singing.

Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
We want the freaking pants!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Let's get his leather pants!
Let's take his leather pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Take off those friggin pants!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Remove his effing pants!
Let's take his leather pants

Ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Mwuha
Ha ha ha
Ga ha
Ha ha ha
We got the leather pants!

Marik: (holds up leather pants) At last the source of the Pharaoh's power, his leather pants! They belong to me!

Bakura: You mean us?

Marik: (turns to look at him) Don't be difficult, Fluffy. Only one of us can wear the pants.

Bakura: Ok, Marik. Though I have to say, I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh's pants.

Marik: You know what? On second thought, you put them on (tosses pants to Bakura).

Bakura rushed off the stage just as Atem walked on. He stormed out with his top and a towel wrapped around his waist. Yami had placed his hands over Yugi's eyes, must to the little one's dismay.

Atem: What in the name of Ra is going on? Why did you remove my trousers?

Marik: It's over, Pharaoh! Now we are the ones wearing the pants on this show!

Bakura: (walks out with pants on) Yes, behold! (turns around and sticks out ass) Now the true source of your power is clamped tightly around my buttocks.

Atem: What? Don't be absurd. My leather pants are not the source of my power.

Marik: Wait, what? They're not? But it was so friggin' obvious!

Atem: No, no, no. I'm afraid my power comes from my leather shoes!

Marik: No! This cannot be! There aren't even any Lady GaGa songs that rhymes with shoes! Curse you, Pharaoh!

Bakura: I really do like the pants.

Marik: Yes, they do look good on you.

Atem: Can I have those back now?

Bakura: No!

Atem growled before chasing after the two. Everyone laughed as Sapphire, Ashley, and Crystal stepped out and the curtain fell. "Is everybody having a great time?" the crowd went wild, "That's awesome! Unfortunately we have to take a break! But we will come back to hear awesome song and saying dedications in a while before we get back to the show!"

"We do have snacks and drinks for sale. We have other things as well for sale and all proceeds go to helping a local charity that the school has picked. At the end of the show we'll tell you how much we made and who has won!" Crystal said.

"So go on and have some fun!" Ashley said before the rushed off the stage and the light in the auditorium turned one again. Solomon and Mellina turned off their cameras and walked out of the room.

"Way to go everybody! That was wonderful!" Sapphire yelled and quickly hugged Ashley and Crystal.

"We still have a bit more to go before we can relax Sapphire," Ashley said as she got out of the hug.

Crystal agreed, "Yeah we still need to get it through that bitch's head that you do not mess with us or our friends."

"Right, but I do want everyone here to know that I am so very proud of you all! Keep the momentum going for the rest of the night and I promise the after party will be awesome!" Sapphire said and got cheers in return. She smiled and pulled Ashley and Crystal away to get ready for something special for the bitch.

Sapphire: Okay! It's finally done!

Ashley, Crimson, and Theaxher: It's about time too!

Sapphire: (jumps) Calm down! I tried my best but inspiration did hit me until recently.

Theaxher: Cut the crap!

Crimson: You took for every to get this done.

Ashley: Lazy writer!

Sapphire: T^T

Crystal: That's enough! She tried! Please review and read the other stories we have.

Sapphire: Please do! I'm still taking dedication until January 12. So bring them out! PM them or make them part of your review! Also this was supposed to be a birthday present to Amme, but like I said inspiration didn't him me until now. I'm sorry Amme, do you forgive me? Happy Birthday!

Everyone: Review!