Dragon Ball GX, The Next Generation
Rise of Mephelis The Dark Saga
by Divine Saiyan Psyagon
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, One Piece, Static Shock, Transformers, Fantastic Four, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Teen Titans, or Inuyasha. All these characters are the sole property of their original creators, I 'am merely borrowing them and I do not plan to make any money by using them in the endeavor of my first fan fiction I've ever made. I do however own the characters I will have typed in bold when they are first mentioned in the story.
A/N: One of my OC's, Jared Gates, is the fictional twenty-eight year old son of Bill Gates. Also, Maroon Quine, is a type of fruit tree my character designed with his knowledge of genetic science. It tastes just like red wine, but unlike wine it has no alcohol. Instead, it contains "Soberol", a non-intoxicating chemical that has the same pleasing effect as alcohol but none of its undesirable side effects like drunkenness, hangovers, or dependency. The invention had won my character the Nobel Peace Prize in this story world I've created.
Please keep in mind that this story is purely for entertainment, it is notto be taken seriously!
This story is beta'd by: KageOkami-Kogo (who also gives her OC "Saania" life throughout the story!)
Chapter One: Return of the Ultimate Darkness
Out in space, a gigantic meteor had begun to enter Earth's atmosphere, about ten-thousand miles in diameter, it was more than large enough to cause a global mass extinction event and more than likely destroy the entire planet, but as it finished its final descent into the atmosphere, something very bizarre happened. More than ninety-nine percent of the meteor just vaporized into dust, the only thing that landed on the blue planet was a very prehistoric looking clay jar. But this is no ordinary clay jar, and this is no ordinary planet Earth. In fact this earth just so happens to be the planet Earth of the Dragon Ball Z universe/dimension.
About 20 minutes after the jar had landed and cooled off it began to crack, in a fraction of a second the jar split into two symmetric halves. Then a pitch-black slime surrounded by a dark purplish mist began to ooze out of the two halves of the ancient clay jar. Slowly the slime began to rush away from the jar and form a puddle on the ground a few feet away. After five minutes passed a dark shadowy figure had taken form where the puddle of dark sludge had once been. It was a humanoid being; arms, legs, and every other part of its physiology were practically a mirror image of an average male human body. However anyone who happened to see this dark figure before it vanished, would have immediately known it was anything BUT human.
Though the creature's body shape was identical to that of a human, it had no skin tone or color, no face, no eyes, no ears, no nose, no mouth, no any of the features that give humans even a remote form of individuality or personality. The only things on its head where a face would be on a human were two deep slits where human eyes would have been, and an even larger slit where a humans mouth would have been. The dark being slowly began to examine his shadowy form in a manner similar to that of which Cell did when he absorbed Android 18 the first time and became "perfect".
After about a minute of self-examination, the malevolent demonic figure spoke to itself, "finally! After being imprisoned for 100 million years in that blasted fucking mystic jar, I am Free! FREE!!" he cried out triumphantly, "and with that no good "Divine Saiyan"out of the picture, I can take over every universe in existence and destroy the most boring ones, completely unopposed, MUA-HA HA HA HA HA!!" He cackled deafeningly. Unfortunately (for the poor baka who is about to insult the most powerful evil entity in any known universe), the dark being had reformed on a very wealthy Japanese business man's highly secluded luxury estate manor about thirty miles from Tokyo.
When he saw the intruder in his backyard he began to scream, "hey! Asshole! What the hell do think you're doing on my private property eh?" The dark being then realized the voice he was hearing was talking to him and stood more erect in posture with his back to the Japanese entrepreneur. "Yeah that's right! I'm talking to you ya son of a bitch! Now get those shitty feet out of my private spice garden and get the hell off my property you fucking bastard!!" the Japanese moron screamed.
After a few seconds the dark being replied in an almost guttural rasping voice that was so icy you could practically see the shadowy abomination's breath turning into a freezing mist before your very eyes, "Who dares be foolish enough to speak blasphemy of me in my presence?" When the man heard the dark being's voice, his blood literally froze solid in his veins for about 10 seconds, "answer me!!" the evil entity roared.
"Mu-mu-Muajuiceen Oojeechima sir (Ma-juu-keen, Oh-gee-chee-ma)" the deathly shaken Japanese man whimpered.
The dark being let out a loud guffaw when the quivering man spoke his name, "you call that a name?!" he chortled, "that's the most idiotic name I have ever heard, and I've heard a LOT!" he laughed.
The man bristled slightly, too afraid to show that he was affronted, "I... I'm an orphan... I-I gave myself this name..." he explained weakly.
The dark being smirked darkly, "well then, Mr. Oojeechima-San, prepare to receive your just reward for your unbridled boldness and courage" the dark being continued.
Completely shocked by how the mysterious dark man responded to his rude and insulting language, Muajuiceen asked, "a reward? What is it !?" Then the dark being turned his entire body around and revealed his head to the startled fool. When Muajuiceen saw the monsters superficial face his skin turned bone bleached white along with his hair. Then the dark being held one of his arms out to his side, immediately a black mist began to form a dense cloud near his hand and in 3 seconds a pitch black sword with a blood red handle materialized into the grip of the shadowy figure's palm. Then the dark being's mouth slit began to form a pseudo smirk and with an evil laugh said.
"A one way trip to complete and utter oblivion!" Then the dark entity began to place both his hands around the hilt of his blade and slowly raised it above his head to prepare and smite the poor innocent man into the other-world.
Just before the dark creature could kill Oojeechima he croaked hoarsely, "What are you!?"
The dark being simply responded by saying, "I am Mephelis, Mephelis the Dark" and as he said the word "dark" with a heavy emphasis on its meaning his eyes momentarily flashed the most unnatural shade of neon green. The display of pure evil shown by Mephelis made Oojeechima shit himself so bad his pants and underwear slipped off his legs from the sheer weight of it all. After realizing what the man had done out of fear, Mephelis simply continued, "You should be greatly honored primitive mortal protoform, you've the pleasure of being the first living creature I've intentionally destroyed in more than a hundred million years," Oojeechima gasps sharply, "since you are the lucky first mortal to lay eyes on the perfect dark being, I'll give you 5 seconds to choose whether I kill you by a slow cruel agonizing death, or a swift instant one starting-NOW!" Mephelis replied.
"Swift and painless!" Oojeechima sobbed almost instinctively.
"Good choice jelly bag," Mephelis chirped. Then he rose his sword over his head and with one foul swipe, emitted a giant wave a Ki energy from his blade and vaporized the poor entrepreneur into stardust along with the entirety of his former property and landscape. After briefly admiring the total obliteration of 500 square miles in the direction of the nearby mountains he had caused he took to the skies and returned to outer space once more. He then began to contemplate on how he would absorb enough energy to re-obtain access to all his powers, the majority were still dormant due to him being sealed away by the Divine Saiyan Psyagon for so very very long.
Then suddenly an amazing idea hit him like a ton of bricks, "of course! Why didn't I think of that sooner? I can absorb the hawking radiation created by my wormhole/black hole hybrids as they connect a plethora of universes to my original home dimension!" He exclaimed excitedly, "the more temporal distortions I create, the more hawking radiation will be emitted for me to absorb, and the soon I'll have regained my ability to access the Cosmic Ki (Chi) Energy Vault. Once I can do that again, my victory will be most definitively assured!"
Then with a wave of his hand a ring of small wormholes began to orbit around himself. "Each of these wormholes gives me a view of another universe that is somewhere out there, now the only question is, which universe shall I cause the distortion in first?" After looking through more than ten-thousand portals he began to lose hope that he would ever find a suitable starting point where the inhabitants didn't have any people with special abilities that might have a chance to stop him before he had regained enough power. "Damn it all!! Every single one of these blasted portals leads to a world full of some form of super powered freaks!! I'll never find a defenseless world at this rate," he sighed in annoyance, "maybe I'll just have to wait a few thousand years for my power to recharge naturally, because so far every world I've viewed is full of-Huh, well well, what have we here?" Mephelis exclaimed, then he dragged portal number ten-thousand, seven-hundred and seventy-seven closer to himself for a better look, "excellent! This world is absolutely helpless, I'll have no opposition here whatsoever!" Mephelis shouted with elation.
Then Mephelis began to wave his hands over the portal in a macabre fashion. Seconds later the portal began to glow a blinding white then disappeared into thin air. In truth though the portal merely popped up somewhere else. The portal Mephelis had activated lead to none other than our own universe to our very own boring planet earth. And so the malevolent Mephelis The Dark began his quest to once again attempt to take over all of existence.
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Son Adam/Psyagon
"How could they do this to me? I'm their own flesh and blood, their eldest son, why?" I asked. "I know I really fucked up bad this time, but that is no excuse to abandon their first child, besides I already apologized and my own brother forgave me for what I did to him, why can't my parents forgive me too?"
"Flash Back"
"Adam!!" Jim, my father roared as loud as humanly possible. I came running up from downstairs at my computer where I had just finished chatting with my business partner, Jared Gates, who owns half of the company we started about two months ago in secret.
When I reached the top of the steps I saw a very steamed and pissed off father of mine giving me a deadly look of anger, "yes father? You wanted to talk to me?" I asked in a very polite and sincere manner.
"Would you care to explain what the hell this is all about!?" he yelled as he held out a copy of the business contract me and Jared had forged for our company.
When I realized what was going on I shrieked, "fucking bloody hell! Where did you get this private confidential document you jerk!?" Then almost out of instinct my dad punched me hard in the gut to shut me up, this of course caused me to double over and fall to my knees.
"You do not speak to me like that you ungrateful child!" After about five minutes of talking to me about the company I had started behind his back, Jim said, "well, what do you have to say for yourself you greedy disobedient runt?"
"I say you better not put up a fight you son of a gun excuse for a father." I reply quickly.
"Why the hell would you say-" Then immediately after my father started talking the police burst through the front door of our house and in two seconds a swat team of ten men had their gun barrels all pointed at my dad's face and began to shout the traditional phrase...
"Hands over your head and come quietly!!"
"What is the meaning of this insanity!?" my dad screamed.
"Mr. Jim! You are under arrest!" the sheriff said as he began to place my dad in handcuffs.
"Why the hell Am I under arrest, what for!?" Jim screamed.
"For assaulting the greatest scientific mind of the 21st Century without thinking about what would happen when Adam notified use of your crime" Sheriff Jefferson responded.
"What!? How did you notify the police, you never touched the phone son!" my dad asked. Then I pull up the lower part of my shirt near my stomach and show him a small belt with a microprocessor built in it.
When Jim saw the high tech belt he nearly fainted. "After my partner Jared bought our laboratory in New York City, I paid a little visit to our lab and built this Omni-Communicational Telephone Belt or the O.C.T.E.B Multimedia Band, because this little marvel also allows for wireless internet surfing at one-hundred gigabytes per second, able to store five billion songs if each one is no more than ten minutes long, can connect to your mind and the moment you think of what to write it types it for you, it can also plays movies, and the function I used was the Emergency Omni-Frequency Distress Signal, it temporarily overrides all other global frequencies and alerts the authorities when the belt detects pain above a certain level being administered to my body" I state proudly.
After seeing all the functions my belt could perform, Jim's jaw hung open like a rusty hinge. When he finally snapped out of it after five minutes he sputtered, "so by merely punching you, that belt detected the pain and called the police?"
"That's exactly what happened when you gutted me you ignoramus, now get this oppressive tyrannical lawbreaker out of my sight and prepare him for the criminal trial/lawsuit taking place next week at 3 AM on Saturday morning," I reply coldly.
"We're on it Professor Adam sir, okay pal you're headed for the big house till court date" Sheriff Jefferson said forcefully.
"Hey let go of me! As his Father I reserve the right to punish my son for breaking the rules I've set under my roof!" Jim screamed.
"Well sir no matter what your rules may be, society does not tolerate men who assault teenagers, so your going to pay a little trip to the slammer regardless of whether its fair or not, you got that punk!!" Sheriff Jefferson yelled.
Then my brother Aaron came out of his room with his guitar in hand and said, "hey guys you've gotta hear this song I just wrote on my…what's going on out here?"
"Oh hello son, sorry you have to see your father like this, being under arrest and all," the Sheriff replied.
"What! Why is my dad under arrest?" Aaron nagged.
"Well…he attacked your brother" Sheriff Jefferson replied.
"He did WHAT!? Dad how could you do that? Why would you do that, WHY!?" Aaron screamed.
"Bern, because Adam started up a business with someone our family doesn't know and we've told him about working with strangers, didn't we Adam!!" Jim yelled.
"Be silent! don't make me use my electric cattle prod on you detainee," Sheriff Jefferson threatened.
"Have you lost your mind!? Dad I told you to talk to Adam about why he was keeping the company a secret from us, not try to punish him for doing it, and look where your ignorance has landed you now, you're a-"
Then right before Aaron could finish his sentence I roared with the ferocity of Tyrannosaurus, "YOU!! You fucking idiotic bastard moron dumbass halfshit!! If I've told you once, I've told you a billion times-STOP STICKING YOUR FUCKING NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLES PERSONAL MATTERS AND MUCKING THEM UP WITHOUT ASKING!!" I roared, startling them when I actually sounded like a monstrous beast... like a dragon. Then my muscles bulked up so much I grew to 3 times my normal size, my skin turned lava colored red and changed into scales, and my hair became a crown of reptilian spines that were dark blue in color and ran down the length of my back, I sprouted two ten foot wings and a twelve foot tail burst from my backside, then my head and neck elongated and became reptilian in shape. My limbs increased in length and bulk and my hands and feet became clawed paws. Finally, my teeth became a dull gray-iron color and turned into bestial razor fangs.
When I finished my partial transformation I shrieked in a high-pitched roar, "I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life you no good muthafuckar!!" I roared. Then in thirty seconds I had shattered all the bones in my brother's body and cut him up so bad he looked like he'd taken a thousand trips through a meat grinder. Then I gathered up gas from my flame sac and prepared to ignite it. If I had managed to ignite my fumes, my brother would've had a free cremation along with our house.
But... just before I started to breathe my hellish flames, I heard my brother Aaron whisper in a terribly hoarse voice that was barely audible, "big bro, I-I'm sorry," and after that he slipped into a coma. Then my human mind regained control and snapped me back to the stark reality I had created for my brother.
When I looked at my dragon claws I saw they were soaked in his blood. Then I looked at my brother's mutilated form once again and when I saw what my anger had done to him in my fit of rage I replied in a low reptilian voice, "dear Lord, what have I done?" Then my anger exploded again, but this time it was out of sorrow, not rage, and I roared with such volume the entire neighborhood shook as if in the presence of an earthquake, "NOOOOOOOOO!! I WON"T ALLOW IT!! I WON'T ALLOW YOU TO DIE BECAUSE OF MY STUPIDITY AND SIN BROTHER, I WON'T LET YOU DIE BECAUSE OF ME AARON, I WON'T!!"
Then I grabbed my brother in my claws as gently as possible and ran out outside. After I was a fair distance from my home I then began to continue my transformation. When I had finished, I had become a one-hundred foot long dragon - not including the tail - with a two-hundred foot wingspan and now in addition to my crown of blue spines, my head sported two huge golden deer like antlers, and my tail had four stegosaurus like spikes that were silver in color. The instant I finished morphing into a full blown dragon, I flapped my humongous wings and began to fly to the nearest hospital at Mach 3 speeds with my brother tenderly nestled in my giant paw, careful to be sure I extend my "bio-energy field" that protects me when I fly at those speeds, onto him. "Just hang on a little bit longer Aaron, we're almost there." Then I landed a few dozen yards away from the hospital and reverted back to my human form.
After I finished changing back into a human I got my brother admitted to the hospital and within two weeks he was awake and talking again, he ended up forgiving me of my heinous act of nearly killing him. Sadly my parents did not see things the same way my brother did. In fact they were so ashamed that I had turned myself into a monster with the experimental genetic technique I developed and nearly killed my brother that they disowned me. Luckily because I had the ability to transform into a giant dragon, no one even considered tying to arrest me for assaulting my brother. So I went back to building my technological empire.
"End Flashback"
Its been a month since that fateful incident with my brother and since I moved out of my home and into my new mansion in Manhattan. The entire world admired me because of my inventions I had created and sold to the public, along with a few I sold to the United States Government. According to my calculations I was now worth forty billion dollars and growing. The company I had started with my friend Jared Gates three months ago was positively booming with prosperity. However I still felt hollow and confused deep inside my soul. Ever since I was born I felt as if this world was never my home, like I was a stranger to these lands. This feeling only intensified when my intelligence started to explode at an exponential rate when I turned five years old. One day my mom caught me reading one of her math books. The topic was college level calculus, and I had just finished reading the three-thousand page book when I heard my mom say, "oh hello son, how's my little boy doing?"
"Terrible, this math is too easy for me! I need a real challenge!!" Needless to say when she heard me say this see was beyond shocked. The next day my parents took me to the Neurologist in Charlotte N.C. There the doctors performed a series of tests to indicate the level of my intelligence. When they brought back the results of their I.Q test and showed them to my mother and father they nearly fainted. The test results said I had an I.Q level of five-hundred! When I heard the doctors marvel at how my high my I.Q was , I asked my mom and dad, "mother, father, am I normal?" when they realized the immense implications of the question I had suddenly asked them they couldn't give me an immediate answer. After about five minutes of intense thought they decided it was best they told me the truth about their reasoning behind why they thought I was so incredibly intelligent.
My father was the first to speak with an exasperated sigh, "son, I assume you've read about genetics and heredity?" he stated more than asked.
"Yes father, I know what they are, but what does that have to do with my current question I asked of which if I'm normal?" I replied in a confused tone.
"Well Adam, we believe it may have something to do with your DNA" my mom continued.
"Go on mother," I said.
After about an hour of trying to explain how I had a second inactive genetic sequence of DNA inside each cell in my body, they told me I had an unknown DNA sequence inside myself that belonged to an unknown species. However the concentration of these foreign genetics was highest inside my brain. When I finally grasped what they had told me I realized I was two different species at the same time. As the years went by I grew up like most average children would, except I was always so far ahead in school that I had to start college at the age of ten. I took a scholarship and attended Harvard University.
The biggest surprise was the fact that I had become so smart in my spare time I graduated six months after enrollment. This completely shook the scientific community at the time, but it was eventually forgotten. Three years later I became a Christian and it was soon after I had accepted Jesus into my heart that I began to have very unusual visions. In one of my dreams I was surrounded by a group of people I had never met. The dreams finally became so intense that I went to see a psychiatrist. He examined me and told me that my dreams were telling me that most likely I didn't belong in this world, that I was indeed from somewhere else. After my visit to my psychiatrist I began to enjoy my dreams, The last one I had before the fateful incident with my brother those few months ago, was that the group of unknown people called me a member of their family, and this unbelievably angelically beautiful girl said she loved me.
Now it was June 1st 2008 and I had just gotten home from work. When I hung my coat up I quickly called to my butler Maxwall Palpatine. "Max! I'm home!"
When he heard my voice he replied, "welcome home sir, dinner is almost ready Mr. Adam."
"Perfect, I seem to be a little hungrier than usual, so what has the chef prepared?" I asked.
"He's whipped up one of your favorites sir, Beef Wellington Ala Flambé cooked in your patented Maroon Quine and served with a garnish of white sauce," Palpatine replied.
"Oh yeah! Tell Chef Bersteau I think he's better than Emeril!"
"With pleasure sir," Palpatine said. After dinner I toke my dishes to the kitchen where my robotic dishwasher cleaned them and put them away.
Then I told Palpatine, "guys! If anyone needs me I'll be in the 7th floor study room using the computer for reading!"
"Off to read those tasteful fan fiction stories again sir?" Palpatine replied.
"Yes, just call me via intercom if you need me okay," I said.
"I'll be sure to do that sir, have a good night, and don't hesitate to use the com system if you need anything sir," Palpatine continued.
"You got it Palpatine, goodnight," I finished.
A few minutes later I was foraging through the DBZ story archives on . I sighed, "Dragon Ball Z, I'd fit in perfectly with the people of that world, if only it were more than just an idea thought up by Akira Toriyama" I said to myself. Suddenly I noticed a very unusual story title called "Dragon Ball GX, The Next Generation". "Hello, what's this?" I wondered out-loud as I began to read the story summary, but after looking at the space under the title I realized there was no summary, regardless I clicked the title and the page began to load. However I was baffled when I saw there was no writing I yelled, "you've got to be kidding me, what kind of story has no writing, what kind of lame author would post a bogus link like this anyways!? This is an outrage-wait a minute, there's no author name here! Then who the hell did this?"
The instant I finished that sentence my computer screen went blank as though the power cut off, "what the hell!? This kind of shit has never happened to my computer before, what's going on around here?" then as if on cue my computer screen flipped back on, only the white light it was emitting was so damn bright it felt as though it was searing right into my skull, even shutting my eyes didn't help, it burned right through as though my eyelids were made of crystal clear glass. "What the hell is happening to me! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Then as the light engulfed me I began to slip into the realm of unconsciousness. And just before I blacked out I heard laughter that was so evil it made me vomit my dinner out.
Chapter Two: Good Lord, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!
Son Adam/Psyagon
When I came to, I noticed that I was no longer in my study room. Instead I was surrounded by a beautiful forest of Cherry Trees. "Whoa! this place is stunning, I've never seen trees as beautiful as these. The scenery is absolutely breathtaking - Oh my gosh! This place looks like it was drawn by a cartoonist, wait not just any cartoonist, Japanese Anime!" I yelled. A quick look at a nearby lizard confirmed that my judgment was correct. "Okay! Don't freak out, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, right now I just need to know exactly what universe I've landed in, I'll worry about how I got here in the first place later," I said to myself.
After walking around for about forty-five minutes I came across a clearing and saw a hot spring. "What a stroke of luck! I really need to unwind after all I've just been through," I said in a relieved fashion. After about an hour of relaxation in the spring I heard some people talking nearby, and they were getting closer to my location. I quickly began to wonder about all the possible people or things I could meet considering this could be any planet earth from the hundreds of Japanese Anime shows back in my world. Then I heard a voice I knew all too well, at least, from what I remembered hearing in the Funimation dubbed versions... strange how they sounded just like their voice actors! I suppose that comes with the territory though.
"Hey Hercule, there's a boy in the hot spring!" Majin Buu called out in his usual chirpy way.
"There is? Well who is he Buu?" Hercule called back, puffing his chest to look imposing and commanding as was his way.
"Buu never seen him before, but he looks a lot like Mr. Goku" Buu replied.
"Huh? The boy looks like Goku? Maybe Chi Chi had another child that looks like him" Hercule continued.
Then Buu gave me a good long visual examination of my features and said, "boy too old to be Goku's, just look like him," Buu responded.
"Well maybe he's a relative of Goku's family, let me see him," Hercule said as he came and began to look at me.
"Good Lord, It's a dream come true! I'm actually in the honest to goodness real live Dragon Ball Z Universe! HOORAY!!" I screamed with joy to myself mentally.
When he finished after three minutes of viewing my face he said, "say kid, what's your name?"
After careful consideration I decided it was best if I confided the truth of how I got here to these two first, so I said, "my name is Adam, by the way how's your nose? if Evil Kid Buu hadn't held his punch he'd have done a lot more than deface a national monument "man who defeated Cell." That's quite pathetic what Cell did to you in his ring"
Hercule went on to introduce himself proudly, failing to catch what I said quickly enough, "well Adam, its a pleasure to meet you, I can tell we're going to get along just-W-Wha!? How the hell did you know all that, the only people who know about that are Goku and his friends!!" Hercule panicked.
"Well, I'm a very special boy, as you can tell, I know everything about you, including how you took all the credit for defeating Cell when Gohan really did it. With your lack of Ki control and being a mere barely above average human there's no way you'd ever have a prayer to defeat someone like Cell, let alone Majin Buu or Evil Kid Buu. Oh! I also know you initially weren't warm to the idea of Gohan and Videl being together-you actually tried to forbid it, but now that lovely couple is married and you have an adorable granddaughter named Pan you love to death, and she did very well in the latest World Martial Arts Tournament, I especially enjoyed the way she beat the crud out of that sad excuse of a fighter, and she's only five years old for crying out loud, you must be very proud."
After hearing all this Hercule's mouth dropped Anime style and he raged, "how did you get a hold of all that info? That's privileged knowledge what you know boy!"
"Well, ya see, where I come from, you and everyone else in this universe are merely an idea, a brilliant Japanese Anime cartoon that everyone in my world marvels and watches. You've aired on television in more than fifty countries and dubbed in more than ten languages, in fact now all of the adventures Goku's been through since he was a child are all on DVD, every main character in this universe has their own action figure in my universe, including you. In other words, where I come from, people have no idea that your universe really exists, meaning they don't know you're also real. However, I know that's not the case anymore, you just so happen to be standing right in front of me, that's proof enough for me. So it's a pleasure to meet both of you Hercule Satan and Majin- I mean Mr. Buu." I reply cheerfully. As soon as I finished telling them my story I noticed they were both giving me death glares.