Title: Bubblegum Horrors
Author: Graci Cawdwell
Rating: PG
Paring: None.
Warning: Stupidness...o.o
Synopsis: ERMonkey-mun told me I should do all 103 ways, but some of them wouldn't get me more then a paragraph. So I'll do as many as I can. o.o This is #7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
Word Count: 521
"Bubblegum Horrors"
Voldemort was sitting at the head of the table of Death Eaters, looking over the new faces of Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, and those two bumbling fools. Next to the new recruits sat Lucius Malfoy, his jaw moving constantly.
"What are you eating, Lucius?" The man looked up at his master and stuck his tongue out, blowing one huge lime green bubble. "Nevermind." Lucius grinned and popped the bubble, looking much like a five-year-old by doing so.
"Anyway, I would like to welcome our newest members. Draco, Blaise, Pansy, and...Vincent and Gregory." Nods circulated the room. "Now, let's have reports. Draco, you first."
Draco stood up, brushing his shoulder off self-consciously. "Harry Potter was released from the hospital today, it was all over the papers. But what the papers weren't told was that he didn't go to the hospital. He went to a training camp and the whole suicidal thing was a scheme to get us off his trail for a while."
"Hmm...Enough. Blaise?"
Said boy stood up, bowing his head slightly before speaking. "I will be going to several seminars and classes after graduation in a few days to get my credentials for teaching as fast as I could. That way, I'll be able to take on the open Transfiguration job come next fall."
"Good." Voldemort nodded. "I assume that you three have nothing different to report?" They all shook their heads and Voldemort turned to Severus Snape. "Severus?"
"Dumbledore is getting suspicious so I've had to stay in the shadows a bit more then usual. I used the excuse of potion brewing when I can, but he doesn't really believe me." Severus nodded at the rather angry look on the man's face and took his seat again.
"That old coot wouldn't know a spy if it came and hit him in the forehead. He's too trusting. He doesn't know, so there's no need not to continue with your task of trying to find out where he's been hiding Potter." Severus nodded and Voldemort turned to Lucius.
"Lucius? What do you have to report today?" Lucius sat there staring at the air in front of him, his jaw still moving. "Lucius?" Suddenly, a giant bubble formed, then popped. Right afterwards, another bubble appeared, quickly popped, and was replaced with another, even larger then the last few.
"Lucius!" He turned his head to face the Dark Lord just as that one popped, spraying out all over the man's face. Lucius picked at the gum, shoving it all back in his mouth. "What do you have to report?"
"The Ministry is worried about the dementors getting loose." And once that short sentence was out, another huge bubble formed. Voldemort hissed and pulled out his wand shouting out "Reducto" at the top of his lungs so fiercely, the words were indistinguishable from babble.
The bubble at Lucius' mouth grew quickly then burst, spreading bubblegum all over the room and everyone around the table, including the Dark Lord himself. Voldemort stood up, knocking his chair back a good twenty feet and shouted out the crutatious curse at least five times at Lucius.
-End-
A/N: Bleh...be nice...Review? No flames.