"Oh boy, another dumb adventure," King DeDeDe yawned as he relaxed on his throne, sighing. "When am I going to have a fanfic starring me?"
"Keep dreaming ugly!" Wario taunted as he crashed through the lardass penguin on his Wario Bike, flaunting his muscles. "Because it's WARIO time!"
One day Wario was eating garlic out of depression because everyone loved Princess Peach farting but hated him doing the same thing. So he decided to show them what for and go on an epic quest to prove that only he was allowed to fart...
...and it would have been easy had Peach not made all the girls fart just like her over the years.
"Et tu, Zelda?" Wario gawked as he was caught off guard by Princess Zelda farting in the hallway.
"Oof, yeah those meals that Falco make really make you airy!" Zelda laughed as she was fanning the air of her dank flatulence. "Maybe you should ask him to make you more floaty!"
"Ha, like he needs it." Peach said with stride as she was also fanning the air, continuing her nonstop wind breaking as her farts were so powerful it caused the paint to peel.
Wario sniffled as he proceeded to cry, with Peach and Zelda laughing while continuing to pass fart gas.