"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! SECURITY BREACH IN LABORATORY Y-ZERO! ALL SECURITY PERSONNEL TERMINATE THE THREAT IMMEDIATEL-" BOOOOOM went the laboratory wall with a big old crumble, and through the big old hole that was just carved emerged the mighty, audacious, beautiful, hypocritical, mean, crazy, prodigious, grandiose, genius, mustachioed, chaos emerald stealing, hedgehog murdering, AIDS riddled DOCTOR EGGMAN in his big mech that he piloted that one time when you could play as him in SA2. "NOW I HEARD FROM A REPUTABLE SOURCE THAT I WILL FIND THE SOURCE OF THE MOST GAY ON THE PLANET HERE IN THIS LABORATORY THAT THE LOUDSPEAKER JUST ANNOUNCED."
Eggman turned his eyes to the really long hallway locked down with a multitude of reinforced titanium doors, with a missle conveniently placed in front of it that could just blast away the doors. There's really no trick it's really just a missile pointed down that can just blast away all the doors. Eggman didn't put it there, it was just installed to do that. Anyways he blasted the all the doors down and saw the length of the long, massive hallway. and saw the floor had a whole bunch of boost pads leading to the end of it. "THIS IS NO PROBLEM FOR A GENIUS LIKE ME," and as he guided his mech onto the boost pad he immediately came to regret it. He screamed and even came a little as he lost control and was sprinting in a mech at 80 miles an hour towards his goal of gay. His gaygoal.
As he reached the end of the hallway he stumbled out of his mech and into a glass tube that he just plowed right through like dad when he plowed through my door and learned I was fucking my Blu-ray player, except that the thing in the glass tube was not me fucking a Blu-ray player, it was a YOSHI. "FUCK I HAVE GLASS IN MY HEAD AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT, THE PAIN, THIS HURTS." He panned his attention to the Yoshi and said "woah... I've never been so attracted to a virtual dinosaur while there are glass shards in my head... I really wanna fuck this Yoshi..." Eggman soon forgot his mission and just started pulling down his pants. The Yoshi turned to Eggman with bedroom eyes and whispered: "Yousheeee~~". Just as Eggman approached the Yoshi that was laying on its back holding its legs in the air, anus exposed, Yoshi's alien mouth-like prolapse shot out and swallowed Eggman whole, dragging the brilliant scientist up and through Gay Yoshi's descending colon.
Little did Gay Yoshi expect for the anally vored scientist to conveniently have all seven chaos emeralds on him, and thus Gay Yoshi became SUPER Gay Yoshi. A swarm of guards turned the corner of the hallway soon after. "O SHIT GAY YOSHI HAS ESCAPED WE HAVE TO SOUND THE ALARM!" A guard ran to hit the alarm, but Gay Yoshi teleported past the boosters in the hallway and shot at the guard with Eggman's bones from his ass, and the guard looked at his chest to see that a really brown and stinky left femur had penetrated his ribcage and shot through his heart. "HE'S TOO STRONG, HE ABSORBED THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS! PREPARE THE ANTI ANAL VORE SHIELDS!" A forcefield surrounded the defenseless guards, and they watched as Super Gay Yoshi shat out a hydrogen bomb and began to activate it. "You fools," said Super Gay Yoshi, "you can never be too gay to be gay or not gay I guess maybe."
The entire lab was vaporized in an instant, and Super Gay Yoshi then began his trip to the moon. "I still have a score to settle you bastard..."
To be continued? probably not lol