Author's Note: Please note that some of the champions will be a little bit OOC, but hey, it's funnier that way. I've written most of this on an airplane while I was super tired, but after the middle of Chapter 3, it should get better. I'd appreciate it if you'd point out the little teensy mistakes I've made. :3 Thanks! ~Moondance
It was a peaceful day in Runeterra, especially in Piltover. Caitlyn sat at her normal restaurant with her best friend, or girlfriend, Vi. The two were laughing, joking, and playing around, when several other champions of the League came into the bar. Including Jayce, as always. Surprised, Caitlyn even saw the whole Kinkou, loners (Graves, Riven, Yasuo, etc), the Bilgewater fellows, some random champions from Ionia, the normal from Noxus and Demacia, and the occasional void champions.
Caitlyn and Vi silently observed these champions, ready to leap into action if a fight broke out, always with Demacia and Noxus. But... Today was different, this time, Irelia, Darius, and Jarvan IV, were talking together. All three bent over a scroll.
Finally, Jarvan raised his head, and slammed a fist down on the mahogany table. That got the attention of all the champions, and the room became quiet. "All champions, that have gathered here!" He yelled, although It was unnecessary, "Irelia, Darius, and I, have received a message from the summoner's! Irelia, please read it for us."
Irelia nodded and stood up on the table. She held a scroll in her hands. "'Dear champions of Runeterra,'" she read aloud, "'Malzahar has gone for an emergency meeting somewhere deep into the void, where even us, summoner's, cannot keep a close eye on. His voidlings are running around, so us sumoners, have ordered you, the champions, to take care of his voidlings."
Murmurs spread through the bar, a mixture of confusion and comments. Jarvan IV slammed his fist again on the table, which silenced the crowd again. He nodded to Irelia to continue.
"Thank you," Irelia beamed, and then continued, "'Champions will be chosen to take care of the voidlings for a day, and they will be having a partner to help do the work as well. You are to work twenty-four hours each day. We have not written a list yet, so we require and ask for Caitlyn and Vi to conjure up a list of champions as well as their pair. See the additional note for requirements. Sincerely, The Summoners of League of Legends.'"
Caitlyn and Vi exchanged looks. The other champions broke into chatter, back into their alcohol, but some were busy talking about this new news. Irelia came over to Caitlyn and Vi, a grim smile on her face. She laid an envelope on the table and left quietly.
"Well... Um..." Vi said awkwardly, both of them looking down confused down at the envelope.
"I guess... We should read it?" Caitlyn picked it up gingerly like she was handling some of Singed's "Delicious green tea- especially sour!"
"Y-yeah," Vi said awkwardly. Caitlyn took a deep breath and opened it. Inside was a normal folded piece of dove white paper. She unfolded it, and gazed at it. "Seems normal," Caitlyn commented, "Here, you read it."/div
"I don't read, cupcake," Vi grunted, folding her arms, "Read it for me."
Caitlyn groaned and rolled her eyes. "Alright," she muttered. She cleared her throat loudly (though it couldn't be heard from the yells from the drinking competition Yasuo and Gragas were having... Although, strangely enough, Master Yi seems to be out-drinking both of them), and began.
"'Dear Caitlyn and Vi of Piltover,'" Caitlyn read aloud, "'You must have heard the news. A few things to keep in mind while you make the partners, Vi, Caitlyn, be careful about who you pair up. Some are away as well, such as Anivia, Urgot, Zac, Kog'Maw, Cho'Gath, Vel'Koz, and Rek'Sai. Be careful not to put champions whom don't know each other, such as Riven and Draven, for example, and careful about... Rivalries as well. That is all, your list is due in two day's time. Sincerely, The Summoners.'"
"Well, this is an easy task," Vi frowned, looking to Caitlyn.
The Sherriff of Piltover was puzzled. "How?" She asked.
Vi grinned. "I guess you've never gone onto your computer, cupcake," she smirked, "There's a new (nonexistent website, mind you) website that pairs champions together!"
"Good idea!" Caitlyn snapped her fingers, "Let's go, Vi, no time to waste!"
So sorry that it was revised a little later than I wanted to, but here it is! The real prologue. Any ideas? Feel free to either post a review or PM me! Thanks for your patience!
