Chapter 1) Norway Needs to Stop Leaving Books at Icey's.
It was a quiet day at Iceland's house. No one really visiting, no one really talking, it was a day of relaxation and tranquility, even Mr. Puffin was relaxing. All in all, nothing had really happened that day.
Iceland was on edge.
Quiet days do not happen at his house. Sure, there were a few days that nothing happened, but that was after something happened in the morning. These 'somethings' were usually one of the following; Norway coming over, Denmark coming over, Denmark coming over drunk, Norway and Denmark coming over drunk, Finland coming over drunk, any of the Nordics coming over drunk, Sealand coming over anyways, Hungary coming over with Hong Kong and pushing the Asian boy into him and taking pictures for some unfathomable reason or Mr. Puffin was being a bitch. The last one was always the hardest.
And before you ask, no, he was not an antisocial person that he'll cut off from the rest of the world like Japan or North Korea (They don't talk about that), but the rest of the Nordics were always worried about their 'baby' brother.
It wasn't like he was grownup, goddamnit!
Sure, he does look like an underage teenager. Sure he does act like he is still going through puberty, but Prussia is worst! It's not his fault that the bars always ask him 'how old are you, really?' questions.
At least he doesn't play with imaginary fairy tale critters. He has a puffin. He has a strong puffin? Mighty puffin?
Still sounds wimpy whatever way you say it.
That is not the moral of this monologue anyways, so let's ignore how wimpy puffins sound. Norway plays with fairy tale creatures! If that doesn't sound like something a five-year old girl would do, then how about going over to England's house and doing tea party with the imaginary friends?
Yes, it was proven. America barged in one day, paused, then started snapping pictures as he walked slowly out the door. Then he barged into Iceland's house and asked him if he knew about this.
Sadly (but at the same time happily), he did not.
The monologue is getting off track here, isn't it? Again.
Anyways, Iceland was currently sitting on his couch, drinking coffee, and watching the door at 7:00 at night, waiting for a drunk family member to barge in. And no, it usually isn't paranoia, it happens at 10:00 at night sometimes. When he's sleeping. But it is usually in the morning.
So as he is waiting, he notices a book on his coffee table. That is weird, as he doesn't have any books on his coffee table. And it's an old book too, like Scandinavia old. Older than him. And that is old.
He sets his coffee down on coaster before picking up the book. There is no title on the worn cover, so he flips to a random page.
"Se jama she'd do susen okkskann?" Iceland speaks the words in a slow and confused tone.
The tomb glowed in a blue light and Iceland dropped it. "Hvað í fjandanum!" *
The light steadily grew brighter, and Iceland found himself unable to move. Sure, he wanted to run. Even Mr. Puffin had fluffed up his feathers and was frozen.
The mantra was 'ohshitiknewsoemthinglikethiswouldhappenohshitohshitwhatthehelldididoshitohshit'.
Then five minutes later it was '...is the light moving, or is that a trick of my eyes?'
I did say steadily people!
And that's a synonym for slow.
It was pretty slow. Maybe pretty slow isn't a good analogy, imagine a snail moving in half-frozen molasses. Then imagine that the snail is dead. That's about how fast the light from the book was moving.
Iceland decided to move his mouth, "Ehh..." The word (Well, sound) flipped a switch and the light cascaded over the whole house and consumed Iceland and his puffin.
What Icey didn't know (because it is logical to pass out from stress [which the half-albino would never admit]) is that one other person said the exact same thing, the exact same time and pretty much screwed up the whole world.
Fuck you Norway and your shitty book!
*What the hell
So... First crossover that I've published because of reasons... But don't worry (You should) I already have 4 chapters written for this puppy (Puffin) so that's a month of updates!
I've already got an idea on how this thing is going and for those who will ask; What about the new season and how I'm going to do things.
Heres a list;
1) Magic Circles: I have never read the anime, but I'm doing the magic circles because I want to. I think they add to the anime series, but just the empathise... You get what I mean hopefuly. Plus, they show how much power is trained into the attack! (This is important later)
Oh, and I'm going to try and keep Iceland in character (Shouldn't be that hard (Haha, no)) but hes a 'teenager', moodswings.
wondering what the spell was? I just typed random letter on my keyboard and let auto-correct do its thing!
Anyways: REVIEW PLEZ!
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