Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing or Harry Potter. Wish I did but. :)
Sir Intergra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing remained in the dungeon bellow the tower of London. She did not know when or even if she would be released. And so she lay restlessly on her to small bunk.
A soft 'pop' reverberated around the room. With practiced flawless ease she grabbed the silver knife from the table and brought it up against the neck over her 'sudden' intruder.
"Who AND what are you" she asked, pressing the knife firmer against the skin, a single droplet of blood forming along the blades edge.
"I, sir Intergra, am Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot AND I am a wizard." The man moved into light enabling her to see his face more clearly. An older man late 70's mid 80's, long beard. Very grandfatherly. His eyes caught her attention. They twinkled.
"Wizards. I have not had the displeasure of meeting your kind in years. You live in your world and leave ours alone. What do you need?"
"Sir Integra, if you would remove the knife I think I can answer your questions post haste."
Integra eyed the man warily, his eyes twinkled disconcertingly. "Proceed" she said dropping the knife to the table.
"Last night your troops attacked this very building, killed all the vampires including a master vampire going by the name 'Incognito'." The man sat down on the room's only chair and levelled his gaze at Integra. "Successful yes, but you lost all your troops and are now considered a traitor to queen and country."
"That is my problem, not yours." Integra snapped, lighting her last cigar "Continue"
"Last night in the magical world a great dark wizard attacked one of the oldest and most powerful families in our world, the Potters. We know for a fact that he was Incognito's master. His goal was to draw attention away from events in our world. By having Incognito attack here publicly, he not only drew your attention but succeeded in drawing out our Aurors, our police/military if you will. Thus he met little resistance when attacking the Potters home."
Integra held up her hand for him to stop "Why would these, OR-RAHS become involved in our affairs? We have never encountered them before."
"Incognito was using dark magic, form from Africa I believe. When magic of such magnitude if sensed Aurors become involved for two reasons. One, to combat the dark forces. And two too cover up the incident."
"Why were they not involved last night?"
"Your, um, man dealt with the threat. Our Aurors simply watched. The magical properties of the fight were not made public and so they did not need to get involved further. As I'm sure you know, the public thinks it was a failed attempt by terrorists to kill the queen. And that your organisation was the terrorists. Thr collateral damage around the city has been officially stated to be random bombing."
Integra leaned back against the wall. Drawing deeply on her cigar. A smile crossed her face.
"With almost all the Aurors in the muggle... non-magical world" Albus corrected at Interga's frown "no one was able to respond to the attack on the Potters" Albus hung his head "They were killed, all but their one year old son. Harry."
"What of the dark wizard?"
"He was killed in the attack, it seems that Lily, the boy's mother used the power of love to stop him killing harry. That is old and very powerful blood magic. The boy lives."
"Why have you come here, my vampire and your dark wizard are dead, why bother telling me all this." Integra narrowed her eyes at the aged man "Surely if that was the end of it, no wizard would have bothered with a muggle, even a muggle like me."
"You are very shrewd. Today when I went to take Harry to his closest blood relatives I discovered that they were among those killed during the vampire attack. His uncle and aunt and their child were killed when the vampire Incognito summoned the demon set. Harry's godfather is in magical prison, for crimes i fear he is innocent. While Lilly wished he never go to her sister it had been his only avenue. Alas that avenue is closed and another was found."
"Again, what has this to do with me?" Integra snuffed the cigar out.
"Do you know who your mother is?"
"No, she died when I was born."
"Her maiden name was Mina, Wingates Potter. Sister to Harry's fathers father. You are his first cousin once removed. And only remaining blood relative. And named godmother of Harry."
Integra desperately wanted a cigar, cigarette, pipe for god's sake. Albus waved his hand, a long stick moved gracefully. On the table a fresh box of Integra's preferred cigarillos appeared.
"It appears that Incognito was also tasked with killing you. All Potters were to die. And while your branch of the family has little magic you would still be a target for his wrath."
"What do you need of me?" Lighting a new cigar.
"Harry needs a home, away from magic. A place to raise him without the pressures our world would place on him."
"Named godmother, I never met the people."
"You did, only once, your memories were obliverated, removed. Do you accept?"
Integra paused to think. "Yes"
Albus spread his arms and revealed a small bundle. Carefully he handed the bundle over to Integra. She scrambled to snuff out her cigar.
Carefully she pealed back the blanket and revealed the babe, a nasty lighting shaped scar marred his brow.
"I thank you, as would our whole community thank you for your kindness. He is a hero." A soft pop announced his exit.