Jacob walked through the shops, there was a strange voice coming from somewhere.

Strange voice: Jacob, I like pie.

Jacob: Who are you?

Strange Voice: I am … (bom, bom, bom, suspicionful music!!) Bob

Jacob: How come you sound so close, Bob? Where are you?

Bob: Right in front of you, idiot

Jacob looked in front of him, there was a guy about his age and height and stuff… except hotter. He thought it was Bob. Bob waved. Jacob heard his voice in his head but Bob's mouth didn't move.

Bob: I know your secret, your super secret

Jacob: Huh? I don't have a secret

Bob: Your special secret, your secret-ish secret

Jacob: What the hell are you on about?!?!

Bob: Duh, isn't obvious. I'm talking about your secret

Jacob: Well, then what is this so-called special secret?

Bob: The secret is… (bom bom bom more suspicionful music)

Jacob: Hurry up! Just spit it out already!

Bob: … the secret is… ya mum
Jacob: You just wasted 2 minutes of my time, to tell me my mum!!!!

Bob: No I just wasted exactly 2 minutes, 31 seconds, 25. 879 milliseconds of your time

Jacob: Why I oughta…

Bob: Look it's um…err…the word 'gullible' in the sky

Jacob turned around and looked to where Bob was pointing "Huh, where?" But Bob had already gone. "NO!!! Bob don't leave me I miss your total hotness!! Come back!!!" Bob was nowhere to be seen but somehow he could still here his voice

Bob: I will come back… on one condition (oooh)

Jacob: What condition?

Bob: The condition is if you can beat Emmet in a dance-off

Jacob: Emmet in a dance-off?! Right, I think I'll pass

Bob: Then you'll never see me again

Jacob: Ok fine

Outside the Cullen's house:

*Knock, Knock*

Carlisle answered "Hello Jacob, did you know that porcupines float on water?"

Jacob: Umm…no

Carlisle: Oh well, come inside anyway

Jacob took a step inside. All the Cullens beside Emmet and Esme were crowded in front of the TV.

Jacob: Um…I'd like to see Emmet

Rosalie: What d'ya want from him, Fido

Jacob: Err…I was going to challenge him to a dance-off

All of them started laughing then stopped again.

Edward: Oh, you were actually serious about that. Emmet!! Come over here!!

Emmet came from the direction of the kitchen

Emmet: Yeah, what did you wa- oh hi Jacob what are you doing here

Jacob: I um… came to challenge you in a dance-off

Emmet: Wait, you came over here to challenge the awesome Emmet to a dance-off?!

Jacob: Yeah, I guess I did

Emmet: Bring it on!

Ok, seriously neither of them had any dance skills, at all. Not even the tiniest bit. But heres how it went down anyway.

Bella: Ok first Emmet!

Emmet played around with the CDs until he got the right one. He turned it on. YOU!!!

Bella whispered to Edward: You seriously think that Emmet can do the Soulja Boy Dance.

Edward whispered back: Pfff! Not a chance!

Well Emmet did the Soulja Boy Dance pretty well considering his dance skills. Oh sure he stumbled heaps of times, but hey pretty good for someone like Emmet.

Bella: Ok now Jacobs turn!

Jacob knew next to nothing about dancing, he didn't even know that there was a Soulja Boy Dance. Well he just turned the CD player onto any random song. That random song happened to be Low by Flo Rida. Since Jacob didn't really know any dances, so he went with the ones he learnt at primary school. Those dances happened to be the Chicken Dance and the Macarena. Unfortunately for him the Chicken Dance and the Macarena don't really work well with Low. Hey! Atleast he didn't stumble. In the end the rest of the Cullens decided who did a better dance. All except one (Rosalie) voted Jacob. Jacob thought, thank god! The primary school teachers taught me those dances! Now I get to see Bob again!

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