DISCLAIMER: I don't own HARRY POTTER characters.. If I did I wouldn't be writing this story. Instead I would be happily rolling around in money and eating cake.

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Chapter 1

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"Evans will you go out with me?" asked James slyly just as they were exiting potions.

"Hrmm... Over the past 3 years Potter what have I said?"

"Potter, you are the most stunning, handsome, perfect and uttermost hottest, sexiest spunk I have ever seen!"

"Go to hell Potter!"

Though as she turned away she regretted it at once, James had broken into song.

"Evans, you're breaking my heart! Breaking my heart and then putting it in front of a stampede of hungry children! You're breaking my heart as if you just burned it with a jinx! Snapped it in two and then boiled it in a cauldron of hate!"

"You're making a scene Potter!" barked Lily. Though Lily wasn't that surprised. James always did this when she went out with a guy or she rejected him or if he just wanted to make a scene. Though when ever he sang he always changed the lyrics and the tune. Though she must say, James was quiet a good singer even if his head was twice as large as his body.

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"Padfoot!" exclaimed James "We're going to The Three Broomsticks! Go get Moony and Wormtail"

"You started to sing again didn't you?" sighed Sirius who was lounging on the couch. Sirius knew perfectly what James did when Lily dumped him. Sing and then get trashed. It was practically a tradition now. He pulled out a piece of parchment and pointed his wand at it muttering "I solemnly swear I am up to no good." Then he pointed to the dot that was marked Remus Lupin with his wand and said to it "Go get Wormtail we're going drinking once again."

Lupin and Wormtail was waiting around the Whomping Willow, when Sirius and James prodded him hard underneath in the back of the knee cause him to topple onto Peter. "Let's go before someone comes." whispered Wormtail.

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Lily came down the girls' dormitory stairs at 4am in the morning hoping she could sneak into the library to do some extra reading on how to repel certain people(coughPottercough), when the portrait hole burst open and 4 boys clambered in. It definitely wasn't the most graceful thing she had seen. James staggered in and collapsed on the floor while Lupin and Wormtail was clutching the unconscious body of Sirius.

"Oh Lily!" whispered Lupin. "Could you please look after James for a bit? He's had a hard night..."

"So it seems" said Lily. She was disgusted at James. Well not disgusted... Just... She gave him a disapproving stare which he couldn't see because he started to snore. Well what else could she do...? He was still on the floor drunk as a skunk... Lupin heaved James onto the couch next to Lily and then helped Wormtail lift Sirius up the stairs into their dormitory.

"Ummm... James? Are you ok?" asked Lily.

She didn't know why she was asking him this... This boy had tortured her for years until he met Snape. Which until their 5th year would have mattered to her. James snored even louder and rolled onto Lily's lap. Aww! He looks so cute when he's sleeping. Lily bent down to kiss James but as soon as her lips touched his he woke up.

SHIT! What on earth had she been doing! Damn hormones!

"HA! Evans! I knew you had a thing for-" James had conked out again.

"I hope he's drunk enough not to remember this tomorrow" thought Lily.