Enough with the fucking vampires
As night approached over the small little mountain town of South Park Colorado, a little blonde headed boy named Butters was tucked into bed by his mother.
"Goodnight Butters." His long blonde haired mother said, kissing him on the forehead.
"Goodnight mom. Say, we're still going to Bennigan's on Saturday right?"
"Of course sweetie." Butters' mom closed the door, and soon the innocent child fell asleep. Outside the red-brownish house that Butters slept, a mysterious figure stood. The figure was concealed by the darkness of night, and had a purpose. The figure jumped astonishingly to the second story window of the small child's bedroom. It carefully opened the window and slipped inside. Butters woke up and opened his eyes.
"Hello? Is-is someone there? Are you going to rape me?" Butters waited for something to happen, but nothing happened.
"I g-guess it was nothing." Butters laid back down, and slowly fell back asleep. The figure crept out from the corner and stood over Butters. The figure bent over, and bit him on the neck. After the figure had drained Butters of most of his blood, it vanished out the window.
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As dawn rose over South Park, Butters awoke feeling...different.
"Aw, my neck hurts." Butters said getting out from his bed. The boy opened his closet and put on a turquoise jacket and dark green pants. The boy then walked into his bathroom and prepared to brush his teeth. He pulled a stool under the sink and stood on it. He looked into the mirror, but he couldn't see his reflection.
"What? Maybe the mirror is broken or something." The naïve child started to brush his teeth. He also noticed his canine teeth were considerably longer and sharper then he remembered. The boy finished brushing and cleaned up. He walked down stairs to the kitchen and sat at the kitchen table. He pored himself a bowl of cereal and took a bite.
"Oh jeez!" Butters grabbed a napkin and wiped his tongue.
"What's wrong Butters? Isn't that your favorite cereal?" His brown haired father asked.
"Yeah, but it tastes awful. Mom, when did you buy this?"
"Only a few days ago." She responded.
"Maybe the milk is bad then." Butters said. He put the bowl in the kitchen sink and grabbed his backed.
"I'm leaving now." Butters announced to his parents.
"Goodbye Butters!" Both parents said. Butters walked outside and was blinded by the sun.
"Oh hamburgers!" He used his backpack as a shield to block the sun. He did this until he reached the bus stop, where Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman stood.
"Uh Butters, why are you hiding behind your backpack?" Stan asked.
"Sorry fellas, the sun's really bright."
"No shit Sherlock." Cartman said.
"Mph muuu mph" Kenny said, his voice being muffled by his jacket.
"Good one Kenny!" Cartman said, laughing.
"I'm no Vampire Kenny I already learned my lesson with those douchebag vampires." Butters said. The bus then arrived, and the five boys got on. Butters went to the back of the bus, and was unusually quiet. The bus arrived at the school and everyone went to class.