Hate that I love you

Disclaimer: I do not own Spriggs.

Pairing: Willy/Spriggs

It was a nice and peaceful day on Zambai 7.

"SPRIIIIIGGS!" ...for a moment. "Die, you son of a bitch." The shot from a rocket launcher could be heard, then an explosion, then the horn of a Mongoose. A yellow figure jumped onto a rock. Looking after the red figure on it's Mongoose. Then the yellow one spoke up again. "Congratulations, Spriggs. Today's a special day. Today's the day you DIE!" He then shot his rocket launcher again. Spriggs easily dodged it and drove on.

"GODDAMNIT! I bet I would've killed you years ago if you weren't constantly riding that damn thing." He jumped down from his rock and fired another shot. Spriggs simply dodged, but then found herself being fired at from all directions. She looked around and saw turrets built up everywhere. Then she heard Willy's maniacal scream again. "Hah, I got you know, Spriggs. There's no escaping my turrets." Spriggs still dodged the firing, even though this was harder than dodging Willy's rockets. Then she saw one of the bases with the man-cannons and got an idea. She quickly drove out of turret range and honked her horn.

"Goddamn you, Spriggs. I'm gonna stuff out your head and play baseball with it." Willy then came running after Spriggs, who quickly drove into the base. When Willy went in as well, all he saw was the abandoned Mongoose. "Where are you?" He then walked around the base, until he got to the platform with the man-cannon. Then, Spriggs jumped up, pushed him into it and quickly ran back into the base, while Willy screamed. "SON OF A BITCH! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" Then, when Willy landed, he looked back at the base, and saw Spriggs flying towards him on her Mongoose. "No!"

BAM! Spriggs got off and checked Willy's vitals. After verifying that he was still alive, she got back on and drove off. Then Willy jumped back up again. "SPRIIIIIGGS!" He then continued running after her, constantly firing shots.

At night, after hearing a lecture from both Hammer and Triple M, Willy was on his way to his room. He opened the door and there she was. A young woman with long brown hair, wearing nothing but a light brown tank-top and white undies, pretending to be asleep. "Spriggs, I told you not to come here anymore." She then opened her emerald-green eyes and winked at him. And she knew he was blushing under his helmet. He then moved to the side, revealing the open door, and pointed at it. "Out! Now!"

She then gave up a puff and shook her head. "Out! NOW!" She then quickly jumped up, grabbed his hand and pulled him into bed with her. There was an awkward silence until Willy spoke up. "You're not leaving tonight, either, are you?" She smiled and shook her head. He sighed. "Why do I even try?" He took off his helmet, revealing a head scruffy, short blonde hair, blue eyes that were completely red and a three-day beard. Then, Spriggs spoke up.

"You know you can't sleep without me."

"I hate you."

"You hate that you love me. That's different."

"But it's still hate." She then kissed him deeply and whispered into his ear.

"That's doesn't stop you from pleasuring over and over and over." He then pushed her down and tried to hit her, but couldn't.

"Damn, that's why I only attack you when you're wearing your suit." He then kissed her. "You're too sexy to kill."