The Attack of the Beggars

Piemaniac: ok well everyone since Cennas has become one of my mortal enemies he will not be in any more of my stories just to let you know so my other friend Calucias will take his spot well now then moving on…after getting back from the hospital something happened and here it is….

In Stormwind

Piemaniac: Hmmmm I think im gonna make some lemonadelets see what's on the AH…hmmm yes I'll get some of this…and a bit of this…AH and a few of these…

Beggar: HEY can I have gold?

Piemaniac: what? NO! ok ill take a bit….

Beggar: HEY can I have gold?

Piemaniac: DAH FINE! (Gives beggar 10 gold) now leave me alone

Beggar: HEY can I have gold?

Piemaniac: WAIT WHAT I JUST GAVE YOU GOLD!!!!! Grrrr im going to IF

In Ironforge

Piemaniac: ok ill get a bit of this and a few of these….

Beggar: HEY can I have gold?

Piemaniac: THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD stabs the beggar in the heart

Piemaniac: ok I got all my ingredients now lets make this lemonade….

(3 minutes later)

Piemaniac: ok ducky try this lemonade (hands ducky the "lemonade")

Duckydoodles: im not sure pie I mean its purple…

Piemaniac: its ok drink it

Duckydoodles: ok if you say so (drinks the "lemonade") HOLY CRAP PIE WHY IS THERE A [Flaming Gizzard IN THIS!?!?!?

(Ducky begins to shrink)

Duckydoodles: WAIT WHATS GOING ON PIE!!!! THIS ISNT LEMONADE!!!!!

Piemaniac: I better leave now

Outside of Ironforge

Beggar Army: Piemaniac you killed one of our kind now we shall kill you…..

Piemaniac: …..CRAP!!!!!! (runs to the outlands) TO ME ALLIANCE TO ME! GRAB YER SWORD AND FIGHT THE BEGGARS!!!!!!

WI (my guilds #1 enemy): TO ME THE HORDE TO ME GRAB YER SWORD AND FIGHT THE BEGGARS!

In narrators box

Piemaniac: to make a long story short there is a really big battle between 3 armies so lets skip to the fun part shall we?

Back in the Outlands

Dragonpiie: listen pie we cant win this fight there are too many of them..

Piemaniac: we must hold out we cant let them win

(a soldier comes running in)

Soldier: Pie there is a shadow sweeping across the land towards us come look

Outside

Piemaniac: that's not a shadow (squints) (gasps) soldier get me my bull horn

Soldier: yes sir (gives pie his bull horn)

Piemaniac: THE GNOMES ARE COMING THE GNOMES ARE COMING!!!!!!!! THEY WILL AID US THEY ARE LED BY DUCKY!!!!!

Horde and Alliance armies: WE ARE SAVED!!!!! (Cheers)

In narrators Box

Piemaniac: and so with the help of the gnomes the beggars were defeated and I am telling you this from a straight jacket that ducky put me in for shrinking him…..but there is more to this story so lets keep going (gnaws on straight jacket)

In Ironforge

Piemaniac: well now that im out of that straight jacket I can tell everyone here that I had left over lemonade for you all to have

Everyone on this realm has gone [Offline

Piemaniac: it can't be that bad…can it... ill try some (drinks some of the potion)

(Pie shrinks a lot more than ducky did)

Piemaniac: hmmm I guess it is…

!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

But were did the lemonade go………….

Authors' notes

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