Hello, my name is...
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Stan Pines was quietly pricing-up the merchandise when-
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh
"Wha- Who's there!?" Shouted a panicky Stan as a strange masked creature materialized in front of him-
Hello, my name is regret
I'm pretty sure we have met
(Pauses to show a vision of Stan knocking Ford into the Portal)
Every single day of your life
I'm the whisper inside
That won't let you forget
"Leave me alone you crazy whatever!" Shouts Stan as he runs out of the room only to crash into Dipper who's being chased by a similar creature.
Hello, my name is defeat
I know you recognize me
(Pauses to show a vision of Gideon wining the deed and kicking them out of the Shack)
Just when you think you can win
I'll drag you right back down again
'Til you've lost all belief
"What are they!?" Screamed Dipper. "Just run!" Shouted Stan.
Oh, these are the voices. Oh, these are the lies
And I have believed them for the very last time
"Get away from me!" Shouts Wendy as she slices the strange creature with an ax...only for it to reform and keep singing!
Hello, my name is child of the one true King
I've been saved, I've been changed, I have been set free
"Amazing Grace" is the song I sing
Hello, my name is child of the one true King
"I leave everything to Waddles!" Shouts a frightened Mabel as she cowers away from the creature.
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh
"Don't make me use this!" Shouts Soos as he brandishes a plunger.
I am no longer defined
By all the wreckage behind
The one who makes all things new
Has proven it's true
Just take a look at my life
"Why won't you die!?" Shouts Ford as his lasers continue to prove ineffective.
Hello, my name is child of the one true King
I've been saved, I've been changed, I have been set free
"Amazing Grace" is the song I sing
Hello, my name is child of the one true King
"Eat lead!" Shouts Stan as he fires...only to find out that they actually eat lead!
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh
"Super secret glitter attack!" Screams Mabel!
What love the Father has lavished upon us that we should be called His children
I am a child of the one true King
DIE!
What love the Father has lavished upon us that we should be called His children
Death from above!
Hello, my name is child of the one true King
I've been saved, I've been changed, I have been set free
"Amazing Grace" is the song I sing
Hello, my name is child of the one true King
Fire in the hole!
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh
I am a child of the one true King
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh (ah oh),
Whoa oh ah oh ah oh oh...
The mystery Shack gang pant from exhaustion as they finally drove the musical creatures out of the Shack.
"If I told you once, if I've told you a thousand times- STOP MIXING YOUR CHOCOLATE WITH MY PEANUT BUTTER!" Screamed Stan as he chastised a repentant Mabel.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
The song is by Matthew West
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