Title: Big Damn Adventure
Fandom: Doctor Who/Firefly crossover
Pairings/Characters: 11, Rory, Amy, all of Firefly. Assorted pairings; from canon to a good chance of slash. River Song says Spoilers.
Summary: The Doctor decides to give Amy and Rory an unforgettable honeymoon, and they unintentionally get caught up in something much bigger.
A/N: Aaah these two shows are great, so why not mix 'em together? Timelines! DW-Post-Big Bang-actually picks up right where they left off. Firefly: Pre-BDM. Expect surprise guests. Well, don't, actually, cos then it wouldn't be a surprise!…Urm…Please review!
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Earth, 2010…
Amy shut the TARDIS door with a smile and rushed to her new husband for a huge hug. The Doctor smiled as he watched the newlyweds grin and kiss and embrace joyfully. Oh, they had so much ahead of them. Then, his smile faded as a thought crossed his mind.
He hadn't gotten them anything. Oops.
He ran a hand through his dark hair and paced, mumbling to himself. Rory's grip on his wife loosened slightly as he noticed the timelord's discomfort. "Doctor?"
He stopped dead and looked up at the human. "Oh, it's nothing," he lied. "Actually…"
"What?" Amy queried.
"Well, it's just that I was deciding on where I should take you for your honeymoon!" The Ponds beamed. He smirked to himself as he fiddled about the console. Man, he was pretty good at lying.
"What are the choices?" Amy questioned.
"Well, we could go to Venice." Amy and Rory cringed a little and shook their heads.
The alien looked surprised at the couple. "Why no-? Oh, right…" he trailed off as he remembered their last encounter in Italy. "Of course. There's always…" the Doctor tried to think of something "…Rio?"
Amy smiled widely. Rory looked uncomfortable. "Um…maybe not?"
Amy pouted at him. "Why not? Nice warm sand, cool water, sun tanning…come on." She waggled her eyebrows, but his look didn't change. "But um, it's just…the last time we all 'went to Rio', I sort of…died."
The Doctor mentally frowned. He thought for sure Rio would be a winner. Come on, think! Think, what was that planet River told you about? Great, vast-
"Aphrodite!" he exclaimed.
"What?"
"Aphrodite! That's where we're going!"
"Doctor, where's Aphrodite?" Amy asked, following him around the console with Rory behind her.
"Oooh, about…500 years in the future?"
Rory sputtered while Amy clapped excitedly. "Doctor, what's Aphrodite like?"
"Well, I don't remember exactly, but it sounded great. I'm sure you'll love it. Great, vast skys, wonderful people."
"Wait, it sounded great?" Rory questioned skeptically. "You mean you've never actually been there?" the Doctor shook his head. "Then how do you know about it?"
The Doctor causally flipped a finger up to his lips and adopted a feminine voice. "'Spoilers'" he mimicked.
Rory looked back and forth between his giggling wife and the alien, not understanding whom they were talking about. He shrugged and decided to ask later.
"Alright then! Hold on to something." He flipped a few switches and pressed some buttons before pulling the final lever and yelling out "Geronimo!"
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On the planet Aphrodite, 2503…
A blue police box vworped onto the surface of Aphrodite. Amy was the first outside, eager to see the planet. Although it wasn't exactly what she'd expected, it was still exciting. Rory followed after, then the Doctor.
Rory kept hurrying to keep up with his wife, and the Doctor smiled at the couple. That is, until there was a blast of gunfire and incoherent yelling as everyone scattered.
"Doctor, what's going on?" Amy shouted.
He pulled out his sonic screwdriver scanned the area. "Oh. Oh my. This is very not good," he muttered.
"What?" Rory asked nervously. "What is it?"
"It-"
To be continued…
Queue the Doctor Who theme! Sooo, what did ya think? Please review! No, I don't hate River Song, but I thought it would be a cute aspect to add.