Disclaimer: I don't own Mikes hard lemonade, Twilight yada yada yada.
YESH! New series! Hmmm, I don't exactly like the quality of this, but I will improve. Stay tuned, it gets better! With Emmett, there are numerous possibilities!
-Hayle
Dear Diary,
Today was a great day! I went skipping through the meadows with Rosalie in my arms. We both sat down and ate our picnic of animal parts. It was AWESOME! We should do it again. Except for Rosalie kept complaining about how the grass was ruining her dress, and how I should have brought a blanket, and how I was a total moron/idiot, and how I ruined her perfect day. I love Rosalie so much.
Before Rosalie and I left for are picnic, I discovered the COOLEST new drink.; Mike's Hard Lemonade! Strawberry Flavor. Mike Newton was selling it at the corner of the school. He gave me a whole 6 bottle pack for 50! What a deal! He promises he will have more if I don't tell anyone about it. That stuff is SO addicting! Rosalie keeps saying how alcohol is not an appropriate drink for a vampire and how I got ripped off, and that I was a total moron/idiot. I love Rosey. She's so pretty when she's angry. I already drank it all! It was SO yummilicious!
Well, tomorrow they're having football tryouts, so I'm thinking of joining. It would be SO cool to be all popular-ish at school. I could be a jock and be all fierceish, like how they are on America's Next Top Model. I love that show. I practically cried when Anna got sent home! She was a hottie. And Miss. Tyra was all rudeish about it. Rose calls me gay for watching that show but Americas Next Top Model is SO a guy show! Well, Rose and Alice just got home from their shopping trip so I have to go help them unload the Fed-Ex truck. -sigh- Write again soon,
-Emmett