Chapter 1: A Bunch of Fruits

Chris turns to the camera. "Ah! Is that thing on?" He asks. The camera moves up and down. "What? We're on already!" The camera once again moves up and down. Chris coughs. "Okay then. Hello everyone! As I'm sure you know I'm Chris McLean, and this is the island you all know and love. This season we're mixing it up with Fruits Basket characters! They will all be competing for 100,000 dollars and a wish-come-true fanfic donated be Silver-The-Umbreon! So welcome to Total Drama Fruits Basket!"

A wonderful scene takes place with theme music.

A boat is on the dock; Chris is giving his award-winning, cheesy smile to the camera. "Now time for our brand new victims- I mean contestants! First we have Tohru Honda!" Tohru walks off the boat.

"Hello!" She says, giving a genuine smile. The camera focuses on her for a moment until Chris pulls it back towards himself.

"Next up is Yuki Sohma!" Yuki walks off the boat looking slightly annoyed. "Did you like the room arrangements?" Yuki gives Chris a death-glare before turning to the camera and giving a nice bright smile.

"Hello, readers." The camera focuses on Yuki before, once again, being pulled towards Chris.

Chris mumbles something about smiles under his breath. "And next out is Kyo Sohma!" Kyo walks out also looking annoyed. "So, did you like the bed arrangements?" Kyo struggles to hold back a punch.

"If it wasn't for the fact this is a chance to beat Yuki at something, I'd kill you." He says, aggression at its peak. The camera focuses on him, but only briefly before turning back to Chris, who is giving another cheesy smile.

"And out comes Shigure Sohma!" Shigure walks out calmly and smiles at the camera.

"Any high school girls want to come?" He asks with a charming smile. The camera backs up a little before giving a brief look. It quickly turns back to Chris.

"… This will be interesting… Then there was Arisa Uotani!" Arisa walks out carrying an iron pipe.

"Hi." She says. The camera focuses on her before being pulled towards a now annoyed Chris.

Chris gives another cheesy smile. "Next up is Saki Hanajima!" Saki walks out calmly.

She turns to the camera. "Hello." The camera focuses mainly on her black dress until pulled back to Chris.

"Next is Kagura Sohma!" Kagura walks out looking very shy. She then looks at Kyo and runs head first towards the very unlucky cat.

"KYO YOU JERK!" She yells before tackling him. Instantly they're in a fight, Kagura beating Kyo to a pulp.

"Keep on rolling! People eat this sort of stuff up!" Chris says excitedly. The camera focuses on the fight. Kyo is now trying to defend himself but doing a horrible job of it, while Kagura has him in a headlock.

"Hello everyone!" A voice says from the boat. The camera turns back to the dock and finds Momiji. "Hello!" He smiles happily.

"Oh yeah… Other people still on board… Okay, that's Momiji Sohma. So the next person should be Hatsuharu Sohma." Chris says. Haru walks out calmly and flashes a peace sign to the camera.

"Hi." He says calmly. The camera focuses on him, this time Chris doesn't bother to pull it away.

"Then Hatori Sohma should come out." Chris says. Hatori walked calmly and looked at the camera.

"Hello." He says before seeing the fight and sighing. The camera focuses on him briefly before turning towards Chris, who is too busy trying to remember who's next to notice.

"And I think-"

"Hello everyone reading this and Yuki!" Ayame shouts out. He gives a big smile towards the camera.

"Oh come on! How many people can have better smiles than me?" Chris yells out. The camera keeps its focus on Ayame until pulled back to Chris. "And I'm guessing Mine Kuramae is coming out next."

"Hello!" The camera turns to see Mine smiling happily. The camera seems well focused on Mine as Chris yells about how his smile should be the best.

"Fine, next is Kisa Sohma." Chris says. Kisa walks out and looks at the camera, giving a small, shy smile.

"Hello." She says. The camera focuses on her and Chris mutters something about needing a better cameraman.

"And of course Hiro Sohma comes next." Chris says. "I'm paying you to film me, not all the pretty girls and girly boys." Hiro walks out and looks at the camera.

"Is everything going to be filmed?" He asks before walking towards Tohru with Kisa. The camera once again focuses on Kisa until being pulled towards Chris.

"Yes, everything you say and do will be on film!" Chris says while still smiling. "And next should be Ritsu Sohma!" The camera turns to the dock to see not Ritsu but Rin. Rin gives a serious stare at the camera and says nothing. The camera is well focused on her. "Okay. Apparently Isuzu Sohma, AKA Rin, was next. Then Ritsu." Ritsu soon walks out.

"I'm sorry for not coming before Isuzu!" Ritsu says to the camera. The camera focuses on him until Chris pulled the camera to himself once more.

"You're asking to be replaced." He says seriously before giving an award-winning grin. "And next up is Kureno Sohma!" The camera turned to see Kureno. Kureno gave a kind smile.

"Hello." He says before walking towards the group. The camera turns back to Chris.

"And I think Akito Sohma should be next." Chris says. The camera turns to see the ever-smiling Akito walking off the boat.

"Hello, everyone." He says sweetly.

"Then Mitsuru should come out." Chris says. The suicidal editor runs out.

"Life just isn't worth living! Shigure-san still hasn't finished his manuscript!" She screams. The camera focuses on her as she holds a knife above her head.

"And last but not least, Kazuma Sohma!" Chris announces. Instead of Kazuma a 16-year-old girl with medium-long, amber hair and silver eyes skips out.

"Hi!" She says happily to the camera.

"Umm, who are you?" Chris asks.

"Oh, Kazuma couldn't come, so instead I'm here! I'm Tina, one of Silver's favored OC's!" She says.

"Unless you're from 'Fruits Basket', I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Tina pulls a letter out of her backpack.

"Silver thought you might say that, so she told me to give you this and to say she doesn't own 'Fruits Basket' or 'Total Drama Island'!" She says while handing the envelope to Chris. Chris opens the envelope, reveling not only a letter but also a check, puts the check in his pocket and reads the letter.

"Okay, Tina is now part of 'Fruits Basket'. And teams have been decided!" Chris says happily. "Tohru, Akito, Tina, Shigure, Momiji, Hatori, Kisa, Hiro, Mine and Isuzu are the Screaming Foxes! Yuki, Kyo, Kagura, Ayame, Mitsuru, Hatsuharu, Arisa, Saki, Ritsu and Kureno are the Killer Pandas!"

"What?" Kyo yells. "There's no way I'm working with that damned Yuki!"

"Well to bad! You all signed contracts saying you have to stay here until you are eliminated! The first challenge will begin tomorrow!" Chris says.

Confessions Cam/ Quick Interveiw Time

^Hatori^

Hatori sits there looking at the camera. "Is it sanitary to have a camera in the bathroom?"

^Kyo^

Kyo looks annoyed. "I can't believe it, I come here to beet Yuki, and now I have to work with him. Against Tohru!" Kyo looks up at the camera. "And I thought the trip here was bad enough."

^Akito^

Akito shows his venomous smile. "The reason I came was for the wish-come-true. I want that ugly Honda dead. And after all, I'm a shoe in. No one can appose my will."

^Ayame^

Ayame is giving a big smile to the camera. "This is wonderful! I not only get to bond with my little brother more, but I also get to prove my skills to Akito! This will be fabulous!"

^Yuki^

Yuki looks at the camera like it was a cat. "I have to work with Kyo and be near my brother. And I have to go against Tohru. The prize better be worth this."

^Tina^

Tina smiles at the camera. "For those wondering what the letter was, it was a bribe of one million dollars to let me on and let Silver choose the teams for maximum hilarity! Oh and the room arrangements on the boat were for Yuki and Kyo to be in the same room, so you can guess how that went."

^Chris^

Chris is showing off the check. "I got a million dollars just to let some OC in! This is enough money for ten years worth of hair gel!"

^Hatsuharu^

Hatsuharu stares at the camera quietly. "The decisions on teams were quick…"

^Tohru^

Tohru looks at the camera happily. "This should be a lot of fun! I hope Kyo-kun and Yuki-kun are okay. Maybe I can help Chef cook."

^Chef^

Chef looks annoyed. "I didn't come because I don't want to deal with Chris. I'd quit, but I just got a raise."

^Shigure^

Shigure looks at the camera with a charming smile. "I was just kidding about the high school girls… But if any others want to come and talk to a famous novelist like myself, just come."

^Kagura^

Kagura looks at the camera happily. "I'm on the same team as Kyo!"

Chris stands out side the camp looking at the camera. "Well, with teams decided and Chef back, this concludes the first chapter of, Total, Drama, Fruits Basket!" Chris says dramatically before the screen fades into black.

Authors Notes

First chapter is done! Please review, and send in any ideas you have on challenges, I'll try to put any I get in!