Complicated
If Damon were a beer, he'd be a tall, cold glass of Guinness; sinfully dark.
If he were a sound, he'd be the whistle of the arctic wind blowing through snow covered pine trees; chilling.
If he were a chocolate, he'd be a Lindt Creation 70% Cherry and Chili; surprisingly sweet.
If he were a building, he'd be a sky-scraper; unyielding.
If he were a colour, he'd be red; screaming danger.
If he were an IPod function, he'd be 'shuffle'; unpredictable.
If he were a vegetable, he'd be an onion; full of layers.
If he were a road, he'd be San Francisco's Lombard Street; full of twists and turns.
If he were a plant, he'd be a cactus in bloom; prickly, but beautiful.
If he were a sport, he'd be the 400 metre hurdles; providing obstacles all the way.
If he were a knot, he'd be a double constrictor knot; difficult to unravel unless you know how.
If he were a word, he'd be 'complicated'; difficult to analyse, understand, or explain; composed of elaborately interconnected parts; complex.