Prologue:

The wind was blowing.

Sasuke stood in the braches of a tree, staring down at Sakura while she ate her lunch, his mind full of thoughts. He was now at stage two in his life. Digging his hand into his pocket, he pulled out a small note book and turned to the first page.

THINGS TO DO:

Kill Itachi:

Revive clan:

Die:

Sasuke stared at the first note on his list before checking it off. Sure, know one knew how he actually killed Itachi, Naruto just figured happened it out.

"Hey Sasuke! How did you kill Itachi?"

"He's dead"

"I know that…how did you do it?"

"I killed him."

Naruto paused

"You didn't kill him did you…"

"Shut up! He died! Then he was dead! Because I killed him!" Sasuke shouted.

…

"He was too blind to see you and accidentally stabbed himself, neh?"

"…yes…"

Sasuke shook off the memory and checked an item off the list. 'At least I got to laugh at him while he died' He though as he turned a page in the notebook.

Breeding Checklist:

The following must be true for any woman an Uchiha wishes to breed with. Doing so against the following results in death

Please Circle Y for yes and N for no.

Ovaries:

Y/N

There was only one item.

Sasuke smiled as he circled Y. 'Why must they be so strict?' He thought at he jumped down behind Sakura.

"Sakura…"

She spun around, "Sasuke?"

Sasuke droped to one knee.

"Eh!?" Sakura yelled as he took her hand.

"Sakura…will you be my baby factory?"

…

"I cant! This is all wrong!"

Sasuke backed away

"You don't love me?"

"No! It's just we got to do this right! I got to get ready! You should have given me notice! There's so much to do!" Sakura screamed as she ran towards her house.

Sasuke stood puzzled.

"What!?"

Sasuke got home late that night. Right before he jumped into bed, he noticed a note on his desk. It was big, and looked like parchment from some medieval novel. He picked it up and read it.

Dear brave knight Sasuke,

I am but a sad locked away princess in a high tower... My father keeps me there and intends to feed me to a dragon soon! Please help save me and then we can get married!

Love,

Princess Sakura.

PS: You better do this or you can kiss you clan goodbye!

-Sakura

Sasuke blinked at the note.

The wind was blowing...

And life blew right along with it.

Thanks for reading. More will come. But to clarify: This is a parody, Sasuke isn't in love, he just needs to breed.