This is based on Fyrekun's fic (he hasn't finished it yet) I think it will be called Masqueraded… He was asking me how he should start his fic, so I… uh… helped. :D
Once upon a time…
There was a man named Daisuke.
He was gay.
He went to a gay youth group one day.
But he didn't tell the kids at school, so no one knew he was fey.
Now, Satoshi needed a good lay, so he began to say,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here, our mittens we have soiled!"
Then they all had sex.
Thank you, thank you. *bow, bow*
Evidently, I don't think he started his fic this way, lol.