a/n ok, sorry, this doesn't make too much sense… but I swear! After a few chapters you will get it!
Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far from here lived a man named John Shepard and his team, who consists of dr. Rodney McKay, Tayla Emmogan, and Ronnan Dex. And one day… ok. Cutting the fairy tale crap.ahem! so, anyway… on to the fic. No, really this time.

"You know, this is not how I planed to spend my time off!" John shouted at Rodney as they ran from the new residents of Atlantis.
"Me neither, but you don't hear me complaining!" Rodney thought harshly against Sheppard.
"Yes I do!" Sheppard thought back.
"Listen, all I'm saying is that I would rather be enjoying a nice day of surfing rather than being cooped up in here being chased by my own body!" Sheppard continued.
"Ok, ok, I get it, but all I'm saying is… wait… you hear that?" McKay held his fingers up, even though completely unnecessary.
"What?"
"I think they're gaining on us"
"Crap. My day just got worse."
"ya think?" Rodney squeaked.
"Would you shut up?"
"Hey! My body, my rules"
"riiight…." if John was in control, he would roll his eyes.
"oh crap! Wrong turn!" Rodney stopped, looked at the mob,turned around, and ran the other way.
"dang! these guys are every where! go in there!" Sheppard directed.
"good plan!" Rodney dashed into a lab and scurried under a desk.
"Ok. I think we lost them." Rodney thought at John.
"Good, good, I'm exhausted"
"If their technology works half as bad as I think it is, that's completely normal"
"What? Why"
"Because the brain is harboring two consciousnesses, when it was only meant to harbor one. So when I run, it's as if I was carrying you on my back"
"except I get tired too"
"Yes major"
"Colonel"
"Right, sorry"
"Can we sleep"
"no, that would be stupid"
"but I'm so-" John yawned."Tired!" he finished,
"Fine, we can rest. But only for a minute"
"Good, good."

"Good morning Colonel"
"Dr. weir"
"You seem awfully happy today"
"I'm going surfing"
"Really"
"Yeah! … You don't want to come, do you"
"I would like that"
"Dr. Weir? This is McKay." Elizabeth tapped her head set.
"Yes, go ahead Rodney"
"We detected two big ships on their way here"
"Hive ships"
"Uh, doubtful, too large"
"too large?" Sheppard joined in "Yes Colonel, they are extremely large"
"cool"
"It might be, if we knew for sure they were friends." McKay said arrogantly "Well, we'll just have to find out"
"Colonel." Dr. Weir said sternly.
"If that's all right with you of coarse…." Elisabeth sighed "Rodney? Keep me posted."

John woke up and gradually remembered their dilemma.
"Rodney, you awake?"
"Yeah"
"How's our position"
"you can see as well as I can." they hear a thump on the door, like some one trying to knock it down.
"Oh. Crap"
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a/n Hi! How'd y'all like it? Well, keep me posted! (review!)