hey guys, in case you couldn't tell I love Tristin and Rory, they are so hottt 2gether. pls r&r k thnx bai!
Rory stared into her coffee cup. She was so very very sad. She had sex with that skanky Dean, who in case you didn't know is married, and now she was pregnant. "Why didn't I wait for my true love Tristan?" she wailed inside, two big tears falling out of her eyes. She didn't love Dean or Jess, she'd always been in love with Tristan and her heart had been broken when he went away. She was only half a person without him.
"Rory, my love, don't cry."
Rory looked up. She was very surprised to see Tristan standing in the diner. "What are you doing here?"
"I could feel that you needed me. I heard your heart crying out to me, so I came running."
"Oh Tristan I'm in a lot of trouble, I'm pregnant."
"it is ok Rory, I will marry you and raise the baby as my own." He got down on one knee and she looked into his blue blue eyes.
"I have always loved you. I'm so happy you came back to me, my man."
"Yes I am your man Rory, always and forever"
Just then Lorelei walked into the diner. "Rory what is going on here?" she yelled. Rory could see she was definately mad.
"Tristan and I are getting married Mom."
Lorelei shrugged. "Ok. I have to go have hot sweaty sex with Luke now."
"Have fun" Rory said, and then she fell into Tristans big strong arms and they kissed for a long long time, tongues tangoing passienitely.
"I cannot wait to be Mrs Dugrey" said Rory happily.
"Then lets get married today!" Tristan said.
"Oh Tristan, ur so smart, lets go."
and the future Mr and Mrs Dugrey walked out of the diner and into the very beautiful sunset.
teh end
AN: OK, so if you read this far, you deserve to know that this was written as a joke. I am not a Tristan/Rory fan at all. I wrote this is a parody of some of the horrible, misspelled fics that are out there today. I hope it made you laugh, because I had fun writing it. If you want to flame me, hey, by all means, go ahead! My real penname is carrielynn.