Prussia and Austria where in a ski lift in the Swiss Alps. Prussia turned turned to Austria. "Hey man, do you mind if I date your girlfriend?"
"Not at all," Austria replied, completely totally over Hungary. He didn't mind at all. Of course not.
"Cool!" Prussia responded, taking out his phone and texting. "Hey! She wants to go out to! She's wanted to go out for 6 months!"
Austria twitched. "Excuse me, would you mind if borrowed your phone?"
"Course not, here man," Prussia said, casually handing the device in question over.
Austria drew back his arm and chucked over Prussia's head, far far out into the deep deep snow.
Prussia slowly turned to face the aristocrat, who was now casually looking out to his right. "Not cool, man. Not. Cool."
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A/N Eating raw cookie dough and Girl Scout cookies equals this. :P