AN- First fic since my hiatus nearly four years ago! Enjoy! Or not! Either way, let me know!
Drarry Severitus Chronicles
"Oh, ew. Is it supposed to be all… white?" Severus Snape froze outside of his 16 year old son's room.
"Shut up and just do it, Harry."
Oh god.
"But Draco, what if it doesn't look like yours?"
Oh, oh sweet Merlin, no.
"It'll be fine, Harry. I promise."
His little boy was being defiled. By his two-years-older-then-him boyfriend. With his father right outside the door.
"I guess if it doesn't work we can just start over…"
Draco Malfoy, you are going to die tonight.
"Do you think Dad will be angry?"
Damn right, he will!
"It'll be fine. I forced you to do it anyways, so how can he blame you?'
…
…
SLAM!
"YOU. DID. WHAT?!"
Draco paled and ducked for cover behind a half-naked Harry. Harry froze, squeeze bottle poised over his damp hair.
"Um… Hi, Dad?"
Severus' eye twitched.
"What, exactly, is going on in here?"
Harry frowned, and shook the bottle.
"We're dying our hair for tomorrow's match. I know I should have asked but you were…"
Severus stopped listening.
No sex.
They weren't having sex.
Sex was not taking place.
Not even a heavy snog.
Okay.
Good.
"… So really, it's all Draco's fault, so you can be mad at him!"
Severus patted Harry's damp head with a violently shaking hand, and left the room. He leaned up against the wall, exhaling deeply.
"Thank Merlin."
…
"So, Dray… We've got fifteen minutes before I have to wash this goop out. Wanna do it?"
Damn.
So, this is my first fic on this account! I used the following prompt:
20 minutes/miscommunication/white
Really, how could I not write a 'father thinks child is being defiled, child is innocently doing something not even slightly sexual' fic?