"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Disclaimer: I don't ownHarry Potter or the song "Girl All the Bad Guys Want". Also, I got the idea to do a songfic from freedom.to.mix.it.up, whose friend is doing a series of songfics. Don't worry, I'm not ripping off your idea! Songfics are for everyone!
I sat in the common room at eight o'clock, just so I could watch her walk by on her way to detention. I'm finally gonna talk to her tonight. I will! But… she's just so…
8
o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a
little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a
nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that
means.
When she strolled past me, her chains jangling loudly, she actually talked to me! She said, "Hey."
And
when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She
doesn't notice me!
Other than that, I'm just the useless redhead who has NO CLUE what a two way is. And when I watch her turn her pumpkin juice into a beer, I just want to kiss her. She'd knock me flat on my ass.
Cause
she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin'
to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She can see through me. really, it's like I'm not even there. I try to talk to Harry about her, but he's gone all moony over Loony. Hey! Maybe I should write a poem for Nona?
It's like a bad
movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl
all the bad guys want!
Someone told me that she does weed. I don't care! Maybe I should get her some for her birthday! Where would I get weed at this hour? I bet Lee has some that he'll sell to me…
She
likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her cd changer's full
of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score
some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that
she'll never have
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
And
when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll
never notice me!
Creamin'
over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
I can't be what she wants. I know I have to be
true to myself, but why can't I be like Bill? Maybe I should grow out
my hair and get an earring.
She
likes 'em with a mustache It's like a bad movie
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a
Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl
all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
Her style is so… non-conforming that I just want to run up to her and hold her close to me. We would kiss… no, just stand near each other, and… oh, what's the use? It'll never happen.
There
she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She
broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her
naked!
Now
I am watchin' wrestling It's like a bad movie She's the girl all the
bad guys want!
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to
rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And
I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a
moped...moped...moped...
She is
lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin'
"Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to
get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's
the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys
want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys
want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!