Title: It's a Genfic!
Author: Nanfoodle
Pairings: It would technically be a GojyoxHakkai
Warnings: Gojyo's mouth (?)
Notes: Back when 1000mileswest had its Genfic challenge, I informed my friend of it and after I explained what a Genfic was, she gave me this idea to work with. I was going to submit this but decided to do an actual fic for the challenge.
It was almost dark and though you would think the Sanzo-ikkou would still be on the road, they had actually stopped much earlier than this at the first town they had reached that day. They had gotten two rooms, as all the rooms in this inn had only two beds, gone downstairs to eat and now they were all back in their perspective rooms, Sanzo with Goku and Hakkai with Gojyo. As the sun was finally setting, Hakkai was on his bed reading while Gojyo was working on his second pack of cigarettes.
"Kaiiiiii. I'm bored." Gojyo complained. It was nice to get a rest once in a while but damn it if it wasn't boring as all gets.
"I'm sorry you're bored Gojyo." Hakkai replied placidly as he turned another page and continued his novel.
"Can't we do something?" Gojyo flicked away an unnumbered cigarette butt. "No I'm afraid we can't seeing as this is a genfic." Hakkai's eyes never left the book.
"A gen-what?"
"A genfic. Meaning no pairings basically. Most of the time a well-written plot is substituted for the lack of romance but it seems we are unfortunate." He flipped another page.
"I'm still confused"
"Gojyo…"
"Wait wait…let me see if I can get an example to help me." He paused and thought for a minute. "Alright so let's say I've been waiting for you to come over here and fuck me stupid, "a blush from Hakkai "but because of this 'genfic' you can't?" Hakkai nodded his head "Exactly."
"So I can stop waiting?"
"Yes"
"Damnit."
And the day went on.