A/N: Hey everyone! I'm new here, this is my first story, and Uni made me post it. Here goes….

Flitwick's Strike

Well, Uni was talking to Flitwick, telling him your chances of being hit by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell storms suck

Short Flitwick didn't say anything, but ran off somewhere.

Anyhoo…hem hem

Uni, EA, and TT were walking through the halls of Hogwarts, when they ran into Kakashi.

EA was drooling by now, and could hardly stand up.

"Hi, Uni." Kakashi turned to her.

Uni just looked all around at everything except Kakashi.

Kakashi groaned and corrected himself. "Hi Miss Authoress the Queen."

She smiled and said hi.

"Oh yeah, this is TT."

Kakashi nodded and walked on.

TT was very confused, "Isn't he some sort of ninja?"

"Yeah."

"Why is he here?"

"I dunno, Dumbledore must have him undercover or something."

So EA was still on the floor, and Uni and TT had to carry her to the hospital wing.

The nurse asked what happened and Uni told her she saw Kakashi.

"We also saw Ron." TT added. "He offered to help with his wand, but we didn't want her to be turned into a flea…"

She then shooed TT and Uni out to leave her in peace.

Uni and TT continued walking, and TT thought of another question.

"Why are WE at Hogwarts? I don't think Dumbledore would hire two inexperienced people to protect his castle."

Uni just shrugged her shoulders and then Leeren walked up.

"Hey Uni, Hey TT."

"Hi."

"Hey."

"So where are you going?" TT asked.

Leeren sighed and answered. "I'm trying to find Flitwick. If I don't find him soon, I'm going to have to send Fluffy after him."

TT liked that name. It was the least scary name here. I mean, ninjas and queens? Oh my…

"Exactly who is Fluffy?"

Leeren and Uni just looked at each other. "They're not as nice as the name."

"THEY"RE!"

"Oh dear, Fluffy is probably guarding that stupid stone again." Leeren said. "I guess I'll have to go to plan B…."

There was a loud crack outside the school. Leeren, Uni, and TT rushed outside to see what happened.

"Oh god."

Flitwick was lying on the ground, darkened, and some of his hairs were still smoking.

"What happened? TT asked. Maybe someone was practicing the flying spell, with a feather. And said it too many times."

Uni was looking all around, when TT remembered.

"Oh yeah! You told Flitwick the lighting thing!"

Leeren looked at her too. "You know he's too stupid, Uni."

"Poor Flitwick." TT said.

Uni and Leeren nodded.

Then out of nowhere, EA popped up. She showed up with a speed and a net.

"Have you guys seen Kakashi?" EA asked.

"Um…No." Uni replied.

"Oh, OK."

She unpopped and was gone.

"I don't even wann know what she was thinking." TT said aloud.

Leeren said she had to go and left. It was just TT and Uni, again.

All of a sudden, Uni heard a noise. She turned around and got into this ninja deffense mode.

"Someone's following me." She said really scary.

Then she ran behind a wall.

"OH MY GOD! RUN, TT! SHE'S A STALKER!"

"Uh….Who is it?" TT asked.

Uni did a bunch of kick flips and backflips for no apparent reason.

"Show off." TT told her.

Then Uni finally took hold of someone behind the wall and pushed her down a well that just happened to be there…

"Death is only the beginning…."

TT was really freaked out. I mean, three headed dogs named Fluffy, stalkers, ninjas defending schools, and a girl named Uni flying through the air doing ninja stunts!

"Ok…" TT said wide eyed. "Moving on…"