Gotta (not) catch 'em all!: a Gravity Falls/Pokemon Crossover FanFiction
Chapter 1: Consequence
Warning: this series contains light profanity, but not too much of it.
Humans. What a bunch of losers. Bill Cipher was sitting in the courtroom in front of the council, in the second dimension. A flat world with flat dreams, and tight chains. Bill had liberated his dimension, and had tried to do the same to the world of those Pines-swine. He had been defeated, however, when old Sixer switched clothes with his brother, and erased his memory to kill Bill. His "physical form" was stuck in the forest of Gravity Falls, and his mindscape, ghost-like form was stuck here, being tried by Time Baby and that Blendo guy.
"Jury," said Time Baby, "Have you reached a conviction yet?"
"Yes," said Lolph, chief deputy of the Time Police. "I, my superior Dundgren the Time Sherriff, and head of the Time Paradox Avoidance Squadron, Blendin Blandin, have determined that for possessing the body of a Time Officer, terrorizing the planet known as Earth, and attempting to kill the girl known as Mabel Pines, William Alexander Cipher shall receive ten square life sentences in time prison,".
"Very well," said time baby, "So, Cipher. You will be transported to the Infinitentary tomorrow morning, and will remain there for a very long time."
Bill wasn't happy about this at all, but he had a plan. The next day he was sitting in his cell at the Infinitentary, when he let out for lunch. He walked to food station, and there was a guard standing next to it. He punched that guard where he knew it would hurt, but it didn't.
"KICK DEFLECTED! THANK YOU FOR BUYING DIGICON, THE SMART CON PIECE!"
"What?!" Screamed Bill. This was his only plan. He was wrestled to the ground, and taken back to his cell.
The next day, Bill was in front of the council again, for unorderly conduct and attempted assault. He didn't know what they were going to do, but it couldn't be worse that the pain he experienced in Stanley's mind. He saw a larger jury this time, including not only Blendin, Lolph, and Dundgren, but also a crazy man in a fez and bow tie, and a red headed girl. When she spoke, she sounded like she might be Scottish. There was also a man with brown hair next to the girl, who looked as if he was in a relationship with her, and there was a man with a long, snowy white beard that he had tucked into his belt buckle. Bill noticed Time Baby was whispering off to the side with someone he could not see, but he could tell that whoever the Time Brat was talking to, he had a read cap with a strange, round symbol on it. It looked like a ball that might contain something. He then noticed time baby was holding a sphere that looked exactly like the one on the hat! All of a sudden, Time Baby yelled for silence. One man yelled "Aw yeah!" And got disintegrated. Bill looked straight into Time Baby's eyes with his one eye. He wasn't scared of that bastard. Finally, he spoke.
"Cipher," boomed Time Baby, "As punishment for your new crimes, we have decided to give you a cell mate,".
"What!?" Screamed Bill, "Who the hell do you think you are,"
The giant baby threw the strange sphere shape onto the floor, and out jumped a strange, pink creature, and just looking at him made Bill a little sleepy.
"His name," continued Time Baby, "is Jigglypuff,"
Duh, Duh, Duh! This is the first chapter of this FanFiction, which I hope you all like! Later, I will have more Pokemon characters added to the story, and maybe some trainers including Ash, and Misty, or maybe Team Rocket. Please like and reviewed the story, and follow! I will try to update soon.