I don't always publish crap you guys! I also read some of the actual good stuff on this website! And that can sometimes lead to this:

Star was in a dungeon, crying. Like a little bitch. Ludo and Miss Heinous decided to do a crossover episode and captured her when she was taking a shit.

"Muhahahahaha! Now I finally have the royal wand Princess! All ur magic r belong to me now!" Ludo cackled and then walked off to bake a pizza or something.

Miss Very Bad Person meanwhile looked down at Star with a condescending grin.

"Now Princess Star, I will change you into the most perfect Princess ever. And if you don't cooperate... I'll have to resort to serious measures! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

Star threw herself at the bars of her prison cell. "No, I beg of you Miss Anus! You don't have to do any of this!"

Miss Awful then slapped her and told her to shut the fuck up.

Later that night, Star was still sobbing quietly. "Please. Let there be a noble knight who is willing and capable to save me... where are you when I need you Marco?" She whispered.

Meanwhile in Echo Creek

Marco was in his room, practicing his karate skillz. Marco was what you would call, a badass. He woke up like a badass, ate his breakfast like a badass, practised his karate like a badass, took a dump like a badass, and went to school like a badass. Now that I mention it, he just left for school. His proud parents watched as their badass son walked out to go to school.

"And that came out of the two of us!" Rafael said as he wiped a tear from his cheek.

On the way there, Marco saw two guys robbing a store! *gasp*

But it was no big deal for him. With one arm on his back, he knocked the two criminal individuals out and notified the authorities. The shop owner was very grateful and offered Marco anything he wanted. Marco said nothing. Instead he grabbed some sunglasses and gave the shop owner two hundred dollars.

"For the excellent service you have provided." He said and put on the glasses. And like a true badass, he walked out as if nothing happened. The shop owner later died of excitement.

Marco arrived at school and was greeted by everybody. All the students wanted to be friends with Marco. After all, he was pretty badass. Marco noticed three bullies were picking on a younger boy. He approached them and said: "Hey! Stop that you punks!"

The amazing audible vibration that was Marco's badass voice entered the bullies' ears and almost made their hearts melt.

The bullies looked up and two of them yelled: "Oh my gosh! It's Marco Ubaldo "dank memes" Diaz! The biggest badass in school! Run!"

They sprinted away in different directions, but the biggest, baddest bully of them all didn't move.

"Come show me what you're made of Diaz, I'm not afraid of you!" He spat.

"Bad choice." Marco said and with one simple flick of his fingers, he sent the bully flying across the hall.

"Oh gee..."

"Did you see that?"

"Marco saved that kid from Butch the Bully!"

"And then they say chivalry is dead!"

Marco ignored these comments. He felt it was only natural that people help the ones in need.

That was when he heard it...

A faint whisper...

"Marco... *sob* where are you?"

Star

"She's in trouble..." Marco thought.

"Ok Diaz, stop dreaming and get to class." Mrs. Skullnick said.

"I am sorry ma'am. But I cannot." Marco stated.

"You what?" Mrs. Skullnick said, agitated.

"I must attend more pressing matters. A young lady requires my help urgently." He explained.

"Can't she take care of herself?" The teacher asked.

"Usually that is the case. I am afraid something may have happened when she was taking a shit. That's when she's vulnerable."

"You're kidding."

"No ma'am." Marco said and he put on his sunglasses. "I... SHIT you not."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Mrs. Skullnick blinked and thought for a second. Then she decided: "Well, whatever Diaz. I mean, you're pretty badass. I guess you can handle things."

"Thank you for your trust ma'am." Marco said and he smiled at her. Then he whistled and within a couple of seconds, Nachos came driving around the corner.

"Buenos, Nachos. It's time to gear up and ride out, to save the fair maiden Butterfly."

Nachos nodded and Marco mounted her. He pulled out his scissors, opened a portal and drove off, into Mewni. He parked Nachos near the gates of the Royal castle and he went straight to his room, completely missing that he interupted a formal meeting between King and Queen Butterfly and some other random dried up twats, I don't know. There, he started to put on his armour. It was light, shiny, and smelled like nacho cheese. He took some weapons with him for hand-to-hand combat and some firearms, just in case. He topped it all of with his sunglasses.

Now...

He truly was, 100 percent, without a doubt, I kid you not, dead serious, no bullshit, a badass.

And so he rode out, in search for the princess.

I'm pretty sure that calling someone badass over and over makes them badass by default. That's how character development works right?