Hello guys~ It's Miyuki here \(^o^)/
It's my first fanfiction, so don't judge me TOO harshly! ! !
It's Rimahiko by the way. I'm going to have oh so much fun writing this -evil grin-
Rima: Why do I gotta be paired up with this stupid cross-dresser Nagihiko: -smirk- Maybe because you're in love with me Rima-chan?
Rima: Over Yaya's dead body -death glare-
Yaya: Why Yaya's dead body? :'(
Me: You two fight like a old couple Rima: Who you calling a couple?
Nagihiko: Who you calling old? Me: Remember I don't own Shugo Chara or any of it's characters (=^. .^=) Nya~ -
Rima's P.O.V
Shit. What the hecks happening? There's people in my house that I don't know. In MY house. I don't know what the hells going on but I do know it's not good. They have the Royal seal. On their socks. I mean seriously? They mean business. Like, business business.
10 MINUTES LATER
I'm a freaking retard. So I decided to ask the Royal Palace guys why the heck they have the Royal Seal printed on their ugly purple socks. Did I mention "His Highness" The King's (or as I like to call that lazy bastard "The demon King") favourite colour is purple? Well it seems that they're pretty sensitive when it comes to Demon King. And by that I mean they arrested me because I so called "Insulted the tastes of His Highness The King". Pfft. What a joke. I mean arresting me? A little over the top if you ask me.
It's really awkward driving to the Royal Palace. The guards are just sitting on there fat asses not saying anything. And there's something poking into my butt. It really hurts. But it would probably sound awkward to say. And now I'm imagining myself randomly saying:
"Hey Royal Noobs, there's a sharp thing poking me in the ass."
I can't help but start laughing and the Royal Noobs give me the are-you-crazy-or-just-that-stupid-look. Well I guess that breaks the awkward silence. But I wonder how many gay babies were born during that long awkward silence?
Ok, I think I'm going crazy. I really need to pee. And Royal Noob Number 1 just farted. Ewwwww. The ride is about half way done. I don't think I'll be able to hold in the pee till then. Maybe I should just tell them I got to pee. There's bushes around right?
I think I'm gonna piss myself. Please driver speed up. Please.
I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF! I'm telling them. I can't take it anymore. I don't think I'll leave a good impression if I pee in the Royal Carriage.
"I think I'm going to piss myself", I tell Royal Noob Number 1 and 2.
"Pardon?" asks the Royal Noobs in unison.
"I said I need to take a piss. What are you deaf?"
"Ask nicely first" tells Royal Noob 2 with a grin.
"Why don't you make me, Royal Noob 2?" I'm having way to much fun messing with these idiots X3. I hope we're almost there-
"We have arrived at the Royal Palace. His Highness is waiting for you in the courtroom" Says the old driver guy.
So much for a fun ride ((-_-))
INTO THE ROYAL PALACE WE GO ! ! ! INTO THE ROYAL PALACE WE GO ! ! !
Well this is going to be fun. That bastard the Demon King never shows his face to the public. He's either really self protective or just really ugly. I'm thinking both. Royal noob 1 and 2 are whispering to each other. I catch the words "disgrace" and "demon child" every now and then. Finally, after wasting about an hour of my life (including World War lll back at my place with Royal Noob 1 and 2 and the long agonizing trip here) we arrive at the courtroom. Ah, crap. I just remembered. I still need to pee.
"I still need to pee" I whined randomly. God damn them. I bet there wearing grown up nappies. I bet they don't need to pee ((=.=))
Ewww, I just realized, one of them could be peeing. As we walk ((O.O))
"We have arrived", Said Royal Noob 1 in his ridiculous accent. Haha, I'm having so much fun at the moment.
"Oh goody." I sneer sarcastically.
"Watch your mouth, you disgrace of a human", Royal Noob 2 remarks.
I just can't help but LOVE these guys ((-_-)).
"Can I pee already?"
"Can't you wait you filthy commoner?" The Royal Noobs say in unison. I think they're more suited for Royal bastards at the moment. Yep, they are. And they won't let me pee. If I pee in front of the Demon King I might just...
...I BETTER NOT PEE IN FRONT OF THE DEMON KING!
Hang on, what happens when my parents come home and I'm not there? They're going to FREAK! Crap...PEE! Just let me pee!
"Come on Royal Bastards, just let me pee!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US?!" Roared the Royal Bastards.
"Royal Bastards" I say confidently.
"You filth" Royal Bastard 2 says before grabbing my hair and pulling through the door that Royal Bastard 1 so kindly opened. Thanks Royal bastard 1. Now I don't have my chance to take a piss. Crap.
Nagihiko's P.O.V
I'm sitting in my chair as I watch the Royal Guardians drag in a small blond girl. Temari and Rhythm are sitting on my shoulders, whispering to each other behind my back. I ignore my 2 Charas as I watch the small blond child walk in like a penguin. I could tell instantly she needed to take a piss. But i don't say that. If I do it may well ruin my reputation. So instead I say:
"Royal Guaradians could you please-" I start, but the girl interrupts
"Don't you mean Royal Bastards, Your Highness The Demon King?" The blond girl has a cute voice, but I can already tell she has a mean and stubborn personality.
"No I do not, Mashiro Rima-san" I say know-it-allishly. "I don't think I permitted you to speak." I gaze down at her like a wise owl.
"Yeah", she chimed "but I didn't give you permission either." Smart ass.
"You little-" I'm about to say bitch but then she notices and starts crying. "Woah, what's wrong?"
"It's just," sniff "my parents are at home and" sniff "they might get worried if I'm not home." Sniff.
"Rima-chan, I think I can tell when someones fake crying." I say sterrnly. That'd it. I've had enough. I've also decided how to punish this little brat.
"What did you just call me?" She says darkly before I can deliver the punishment.
"Rima-chan...?" I answer questiongly.
"What gave you the right." She whispers.
"Pardon?" I ask. I'm being a smart ass on purpose so she knows who's boss.
"I SAID WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO USE MY FIRST NAME!" Scary girl.
Rima's P.O.V
"I SAID WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO USE MY FIRST NAME!" I flame at him. Stupid Demon. Thinks he knows all. Thinks he can call Mashiro Rima by her first name. Well, think again. I will not let you!
He reaches behind his back and tugs on something at the back of his head. Dark purple hair falls down his shoulders. "Look, Rima-chan-"
I burst out laughing. I'm laughing so hard I fall to the ground gasping for air in the middle of my insane giggles. He has female hair. HE HAS FREAKING FEMALE HAIR! This is too good.
"Rima-chan, I here by banish you from the Kingdom of Purple. You have 4 hours to evacuate this kingdom before I take evasive action. Goodbye Rima-chan" He grins evily...like a mad scientist. Wait...
DID HE JUST FUCKING BANISH ME FROM THIS KINGDOM?! OH MY FREAK I THINK HE DID!
My face must be pale because he snickers at me. The Royal Bastards grab me by the arms and start dragging me from the room. I don't entirely register that. The only thing on my mind at the minute is:
What the fuck am I gonna do now?
First chapter finish Stay tuned for more ;)
Nagihiko: Why am I the bad guy?
Rima: Becuase it suits you well Me: Also I can't be stuffed swapping you with Tadase which I considered half way through writing the first chapter. Oh well~ Nagihiko: =.= Rima: :3