Johnny Must Face Freddy
By Shadowgate
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Johnny said "if Freddy has been seen just two blocks from here that's shitty fucking bad news for us. Do you know how fast that psycho motherfucker can move?"
Mary said "Goddamn little brother I can't believe you're cussing like that."
Johnny said "well this is the worst fucking situation yet that you've gotten me into so it shouldn't be a Goddamn surprise I'm cussing."
Susan said "hold up Johnny you were the one who went into our lab and fucked around with our dream machine without our permission. Don't you dare fucking blame us you're always doing shit like this without our fucking permission."
Johnny said "Goddamn Susan you cuss like a motherfucking gangster."
Eugene yelled "I THINK IT'S SEXY!"
Johnny replied "oh shit it's bling bling boy. Just the motherfucker none of us wanted to see right now."
Eugene said "well here comes the motherfucker none of us really want to see. It's Freddy Krueger."
Mary said "someone was able to fight Freddy Krueger with nun chucks Johnny you can swing a bat."
Susan handed Johnny his little league baseball bat and Johnny whacked Freddy in the head as hard as he could.
Freddy yelled "OH JOHNNY HIT A HOME RUN AND I'M BLEEDING LIKE A FAT BITCH ON HER PERIOD!'
Mary said "shame on you Freddy for killing innocent children."
Freddy started whining.
Susan said "dawn is almost here."
Freddy Krueger said "oh man well I want to get back in the dream machine and get out of this real world."
Mary said "we can help you with that Freddy."
Johnny said "let's all go home and get the psycho claw killer back in the machine."
Johnny drags Freddy back to his house and his sisters send him back to the dream world.
THE END